Man Eaters (AU, CC, Mature/Adult) Thread #1
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OOC: Hey, Max and Isabel aren’t related in this are they?
<<<Max>>>
I come to sit down and glare at Michael. I don’t know what’s wrong with him, but he has a very unhealthy obsession with Metallica and it’s driving me crazy. Just when I was about to ask some woman to dance here comes Metallica and there goes the girl.
“Metallica.” I grouse as I come back to sit down. “What does that even mean?” I ask Michael. I don’t hate Metallica, but come on! Michael has to have it played everywhere we go. When no one answers my question I notice that all three of them are looking over towards the door.
“What are we looking at?” I ask looking along their same field a vision.
“Same thing I asked.” Michael answers shrugging.
“The two blondes over there.” Kyle answers nodding in the direction of several beautiful women standing at the door.
I look at the group of woman. They are all in fact very beautiful. So why the heck are we sitting here just looking at them.
I also notice the two men that they are standing with. Two men and five women? They have to be friends are relatives. I pride myself on my knowledge of woman and I know that there is no way that any woman would bring her boyfriend to a club with her girlfriends unless all five of them had boyfriends.
“Ok,” I say standing up again. I look down at my watch. “I have a few more hours…who’s coming with me?” I ask looking at Alex, Michael, and Kyle.
<<<Max>>>
I come to sit down and glare at Michael. I don’t know what’s wrong with him, but he has a very unhealthy obsession with Metallica and it’s driving me crazy. Just when I was about to ask some woman to dance here comes Metallica and there goes the girl.
“Metallica.” I grouse as I come back to sit down. “What does that even mean?” I ask Michael. I don’t hate Metallica, but come on! Michael has to have it played everywhere we go. When no one answers my question I notice that all three of them are looking over towards the door.
“What are we looking at?” I ask looking along their same field a vision.
“Same thing I asked.” Michael answers shrugging.
“The two blondes over there.” Kyle answers nodding in the direction of several beautiful women standing at the door.
I look at the group of woman. They are all in fact very beautiful. So why the heck are we sitting here just looking at them.
I also notice the two men that they are standing with. Two men and five women? They have to be friends are relatives. I pride myself on my knowledge of woman and I know that there is no way that any woman would bring her boyfriend to a club with her girlfriends unless all five of them had boyfriends.
“Ok,” I say standing up again. I look down at my watch. “I have a few more hours…who’s coming with me?” I ask looking at Alex, Michael, and Kyle.
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~Michael~
I shake my head. "I think I'll just sit here and enjoy my beer. Every time I go after a woman, my ass ends up in some kind of trouble. So the way I look at it, if she wants me, she'll come to me. But you go right on ahead Maxwell." I say as I take a swig from my beer.
I'm not a trusting person as it is but when it comes to women, the stone wall I already have up becomes ten times stronger. I loved a woman once. She ran off with an ex. Then I had one set my kitchen on fire because she was pissed that I ran out of Ginger Ale and the last one broke into my house and stole my car. I'm not about to go looking for more trouble. No thank you!
I shake my head. "I think I'll just sit here and enjoy my beer. Every time I go after a woman, my ass ends up in some kind of trouble. So the way I look at it, if she wants me, she'll come to me. But you go right on ahead Maxwell." I say as I take a swig from my beer.
I'm not a trusting person as it is but when it comes to women, the stone wall I already have up becomes ten times stronger. I loved a woman once. She ran off with an ex. Then I had one set my kitchen on fire because she was pissed that I ran out of Ginger Ale and the last one broke into my house and stole my car. I'm not about to go looking for more trouble. No thank you!

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<<<Max>>>
“Oh my god!” I say dramatically. Looking down at Michael.
“Michael…what is that cologne you’re wearing?” I ask as I sniff the air. “Why is it….yes I think it is…Chicken!”
If we were anywhere else besides a crowded club right now this would be the part where I start clucking. But I think I’ve already drawn enough attention to myself for one night. Anymore and people are going to start thinking that I’m crazy.
“Oh wait, I forgot. You and Metallica are in a pretty serious relationship aren’t you.” I continue to bait him.
“Oh my god!” I say dramatically. Looking down at Michael.
“Michael…what is that cologne you’re wearing?” I ask as I sniff the air. “Why is it….yes I think it is…Chicken!”
If we were anywhere else besides a crowded club right now this would be the part where I start clucking. But I think I’ve already drawn enough attention to myself for one night. Anymore and people are going to start thinking that I’m crazy.
“Oh wait, I forgot. You and Metallica are in a pretty serious relationship aren’t you.” I continue to bait him.
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I grin knowing where this is going. "Yeah maybe. But I would much rather be a chicken and keep as much of my pride as possible than to be a sniveling loser who has to pretend to be drunk just to add a little excitement to his life."
This was normal banter for us. Eventually it will turn ugly. It always does. But it doesn't last long. Fact of the matter is, I wasn't chicken. Just tired of letting my defenses down even slightly just to have them stomped on. It had happened too many times and the way I figured it, if some chic wanted me, she could come to me. I was done putting myself out there.
I grin knowing where this is going. "Yeah maybe. But I would much rather be a chicken and keep as much of my pride as possible than to be a sniveling loser who has to pretend to be drunk just to add a little excitement to his life."
This was normal banter for us. Eventually it will turn ugly. It always does. But it doesn't last long. Fact of the matter is, I wasn't chicken. Just tired of letting my defenses down even slightly just to have them stomped on. It had happened too many times and the way I figured it, if some chic wanted me, she could come to me. I was done putting myself out there.

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<<<Max>>>
"Yeah maybe. But I would much rather be a chicken and keep as much of my pride as possible than to be a sniveling loser who has to pretend to be drunk just to add a little excitement to his life." Michael hurls back at me.
Ohh now that was just a tad uncalled for. But that was just the way that Michael and I communicated.
“Well at least this ‘sniveling loser’ isn’t afraid to have god forbid have fun every once in a while. Not just sit on my ass and brood about the past. Shit happens Michael, get over it.”
I'm not seeing this turn out good.
"Yeah maybe. But I would much rather be a chicken and keep as much of my pride as possible than to be a sniveling loser who has to pretend to be drunk just to add a little excitement to his life." Michael hurls back at me.
Ohh now that was just a tad uncalled for. But that was just the way that Michael and I communicated.
“Well at least this ‘sniveling loser’ isn’t afraid to have god forbid have fun every once in a while. Not just sit on my ass and brood about the past. Shit happens Michael, get over it.”
I'm not seeing this turn out good.
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ALEX
Kyle and I exchange glances that clearly say "Not again."
"Max, which one has you interested?" I ask in a lame attempt to change the topic. "And don't forget, it probably won't look too hot if you two start arguing now - no matter if you want to talk to one or be talked up by one."
Why, oh why do I fear that this attempt at peace making will cause even more trouble? And why is it always me? Satan has to be involved somehow, I'm sure of it.
Kyle and I exchange glances that clearly say "Not again."
"Max, which one has you interested?" I ask in a lame attempt to change the topic. "And don't forget, it probably won't look too hot if you two start arguing now - no matter if you want to talk to one or be talked up by one."
Why, oh why do I fear that this attempt at peace making will cause even more trouble? And why is it always me? Satan has to be involved somehow, I'm sure of it.
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<<<Max>>>
I look at Alex. Ever the diplomat. But he’s right. It wouldn’t look good if Michael and I started arguing in the middle of this crowed. So I decide to take his advice and drop it.
“The blondes are cute, but I’ve always had a thing for a girl with a little color in her hair. I say looking at the girl standing next to the shorter blonde girl.
No doubt all of the girls are beautiful. But there is just something about her that screams sexy. I don’t know what, but whatever it is, I know I like it.
I look at Alex. Ever the diplomat. But he’s right. It wouldn’t look good if Michael and I started arguing in the middle of this crowed. So I decide to take his advice and drop it.
“The blondes are cute, but I’ve always had a thing for a girl with a little color in her hair. I say looking at the girl standing next to the shorter blonde girl.
No doubt all of the girls are beautiful. But there is just something about her that screams sexy. I don’t know what, but whatever it is, I know I like it.
Kyle
Michael and Max are on the verge of getting into it again when I notice the short blonde with the stunning blue eyes.
"Thats the one" I say, gesturing at her.
"I think she's just your type, cowboy!" Alex laughs "Why don't you mosey over there and round her up" he adds making a motion of roping something in. I laugh and then look back at the girl.
After a few moments I nod and say. "Think I might just do that, Whitty!" I say, putting down my glass and retrieving a full one. As I walk away from the table and towards the girl I hear Alex say "Yee Haw" behind me. I give him the finger behind my back as I walk up behind the girl.
The blue eyed stunner is immersed in conversation with one of her other attractive friends and doesn't immediately realize I'm there. I take this opportunity to bring the glass of champagne, which incidentally is held, in a Waterford crystal champagne flute, in front of her. So that all she sees is my Rolex wristed hand and the fine crystal champagne flute and say "A women as breathlessly beautiful as you should not be without a drink in hand."
Michael and Max are on the verge of getting into it again when I notice the short blonde with the stunning blue eyes.
"Thats the one" I say, gesturing at her.
"I think she's just your type, cowboy!" Alex laughs "Why don't you mosey over there and round her up" he adds making a motion of roping something in. I laugh and then look back at the girl.
After a few moments I nod and say. "Think I might just do that, Whitty!" I say, putting down my glass and retrieving a full one. As I walk away from the table and towards the girl I hear Alex say "Yee Haw" behind me. I give him the finger behind my back as I walk up behind the girl.
The blue eyed stunner is immersed in conversation with one of her other attractive friends and doesn't immediately realize I'm there. I take this opportunity to bring the glass of champagne, which incidentally is held, in a Waterford crystal champagne flute, in front of her. So that all she sees is my Rolex wristed hand and the fine crystal champagne flute and say "A women as breathlessly beautiful as you should not be without a drink in hand."
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ALEX
I laugh when Kyle shows me his finger. Lets hope that his lady didn't see that.
"So, you think his cowboy charm will work for him?" I ask the guys.
"Why? Wanna bet?" Michael asks.
"Against you? No!" I stand no chance in winning a bet against Michael poker face Guerin.
"Well, we can't let Kyle be the only one with a bit fun, can we?" Max asks us then. "Come on Whitman, I'll even protect you?"
"You two will make such a cute couple." Michael pipes in.
Max just glares at him and before they start again, I sigh, "Okay, lets go And I get the tall blonde."
I should know better. Lonnie was tall and blond too but ... from what I've seen so far, this blonde has a really niiiiiiiice body and looks like she knows what she wants.
I laugh when Kyle shows me his finger. Lets hope that his lady didn't see that.
"So, you think his cowboy charm will work for him?" I ask the guys.
"Why? Wanna bet?" Michael asks.
"Against you? No!" I stand no chance in winning a bet against Michael poker face Guerin.
"Well, we can't let Kyle be the only one with a bit fun, can we?" Max asks us then. "Come on Whitman, I'll even protect you?"
"You two will make such a cute couple." Michael pipes in.
Max just glares at him and before they start again, I sigh, "Okay, lets go And I get the tall blonde."
I should know better. Lonnie was tall and blond too but ... from what I've seen so far, this blonde has a really niiiiiiiice body and looks like she knows what she wants.
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"A women as breathlessly beautiful as you should not be without a drink in hand."
I examine the sight before me. Hmmm. Nice watch. He's definitely got money, but from the looks of it he doesn't take it very seriously. I can tell that from the playful glint in his eye. This could be interesting.
"Did you come up with that line all by yourself or did one of your friends help you out? I tease. Slightly brushing my fingertips acoss his wrist as I take the glass from his hand. I nod toward the oncoming herd of gentlemen.
"A women as breathlessly beautiful as you should not be without a drink in hand."
I examine the sight before me. Hmmm. Nice watch. He's definitely got money, but from the looks of it he doesn't take it very seriously. I can tell that from the playful glint in his eye. This could be interesting.
"Did you come up with that line all by yourself or did one of your friends help you out? I tease. Slightly brushing my fingertips acoss his wrist as I take the glass from his hand. I nod toward the oncoming herd of gentlemen.


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