Bad Boyfriend M/M teen 1/1

[Zanssoulmate08]

Title: Bad Boyfriend
Author: Zanssoulmate08
Disclaimer: Alas, Roswell is not mine. I have no claim to it. God, rub it in why don't ya!
Summary: Maria puts an end to the Courtney/Michael flirting
A/N: This is my first M/M fic. I'm pure Dreamer to the very end but this song just screamed michael and maria.
The song Bad Boyfriend is by Garbage.



"Hey Mikey G. what's cookin?'

That was the first thing that I heard when I walked into the kitchen. The second thing that I saw? I had a feeling you'd ask. Well, that would have to be little miss Sluterella with her paws all over my boyfriend!

I've got a fever come check it and see
There's something burning and rolling in me
We may not last but we'll have fun till it ends
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend


I march into the kitchen, "All right whore, this has gone on long enough! C'mon! You want him, you gotta fight me for him!"

I'm freaking pissed and the stupid bitch is laughing at me!


I wanna hear you call out my name
I wanna see you burn up in flames
Keep you on ice so I can show all my friends
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend


Well, given the circumstances, I think that my breking her nose was perfectly justified.

"Maria!" Michael bellows, "What the hell is your problem?!"

"You are!" I scream right back, "I love you Spaceboy, and the sooner that you relize that, the sooner I can have you back!"


So ripe so sweet come suck it and see
But watch out daddy I sting like a bee
I know some tricks I swear I'll give you the bends
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend


"You're not gonna get me back, Blondie." He says quietly, "I'm not safe."

"To hell with safe." I mutter, grabbing him by the back of his stubborn head and kissing him senseless.


My fever's rising you ran into luck
Say what sugar? You wanna get what?
I wanna give you one hundred and ten
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend


"Maria," he groans, "I can't do this."

"Well then, it's a good thing that I can." I reply


It's wild the way you tease me
It's wild the way you free me
It's wild the way you reach me
Wrapped me up in your wire from the start


Finally. Finally. Michael loses control. He picks me up and slams me against the wall, mindless of the fact that Courtney is still lying, bloody and whining on the floor.


You've got the women waiting in line
I'm not asking you to make up your mind
But i can make you happy at least now and then
I've got something special for my bad boyfriend


"You're mine, Ria. No going back, cause I can't let you go again." he says hoarsely, after returning my passionate kisses.


If you can't love me honey go on just pretend
I've saved something special for the very end
If you can't love me honey go on just pretend
C'mon baby be my bad boyfriend


"Michael, you couldn't get rid of me if you tried."