Man Eaters (AU, CC, Mature/Adult) Thread #1

Roswell4ever1 · Post by **Roswell4ever1** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:50 pm

~Michael~

"I wouldn't exactly consider your last experience to be a great success either. We both know what happened with Collin." I grin at the look of shock on his face. I know Alex isn't gay but it's fun to pick on him for his lack of experience.

Sternbetrachter · Post by **Sternbetrachter** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:02 pm

ALEX

For a moment, I can't believe thta Michael brought THAT up! And got, it's freaky how much that guy looked like a woman ... scary!

"At least I'm not homophobe (sp?)." I retort back before realizing something. "You know that we are bickering like chicks, don't you? And I'm feeling even more unmanly than usual."

Roswell4ever1 · Post by **Roswell4ever1** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:08 pm

(LOL!)

~Michael~

"Alex you have to actually be a man before you can start to feel like one." I walk over and put my hand on his shoulder.

"But don't worry young Opie, your time is coming."

Sternbetrachter · Post by **Sternbetrachter** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:11 pm

ALEX

"Michael! I had a fucking long day and I'm really getting tired of this opie stuff you and the others have going on." I am normally easy going but the day was really hell. "So either, stop it or I'll let you 3 can go without me to 'Bed'. Where are the others anyway?"

"Geez, chill Alex. I was only kidding!" Michael says in surprise.

I can't help but sigh. "No, I'm sorry, like I said, it was a long day. Lets just forget about it, okay?"

emmylala · Post by **emmylala** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:17 pm

~Kyle~

"Who's coming?" I ask, as I open the door to Michael's apartment, which incidentally is unlocked.

"Alex, your still not dressed?" I say, throwing off my trench and dumping it on the couch. "Hurry up man, if we don't get there soon, there'll be slim pickens." I say, heading into Michaels bathroom "Ahh" I exclamin loudly as I start to relieve myself.

"So where's Evans?" I say, from the bathroom "It's like.." I stop my flow and check my watch "...11'o clock" then resume my stream of relief.

Roswell4ever1 · Post by **Roswell4ever1** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:28 pm

~Michael~

"Hey Valenti, you think you could piss a little louder?" I ask sarchastically.

"I'm not sure the neighbors can hear you yet. And what the hell are you talking about? Alex is dressed. And Evans is on his way." I shake my head lightly.

"For future reference Alex, you may want to be careful who you say I'll let you three go without me to Bed in front of. You may end up with more than you bargined for. Ever try to please three women at once Alex?"

Sternbetrachter · Post by **Sternbetrachter** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:56 pm

MICHAEL

I can't help but roll my eyes at Michael's statement.

"You know very well that I mean the club and that I'm not into three - or four ways." Looking briefly towards the bathroom were Kyle is still at it I turn back to Michael. "I hope for you that he can aim."

Roswell4ever1 · Post by **Roswell4ever1** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:08 am

~Michael~

"He damn well better be able to aim. Cause if he misses, I'm not gonna be the one cleaning up his piss." I say in a very matter of fact tone.

emmylala · Post by **emmylala** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:17 am

~Kyle~

"Hardy, har, har" I say, returning from the bathroom. "Witty, Whitty!" I say, half laughing. "So is that what your gonna wear?" I say, more as a statement than a question.

Sternbetrachter · Post by **Sternbetrachter** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:28 am

ALEX

"No Kyle, I am just modeling it for the two of you. Of course it's what I wear. It's the only kinda decent stuff I found - no offense to your brother, Michael."

"None taken."

"What is keeping Max?" I ask no one in particular. "Was there a car crash and he had to play saviour again?"