I knowRuby, unfair use of female charms here!


Isabel
This is so exciting! Any minute now Alex is going crack and tell me everything that he knows. God, this feels just like Christmas Eve.
“C'mon Alex, you want to tell me.” I say, wishing that he would hurry and tell me already.
“I once stripped at my ex-girlfriend's birthday party in front of her mother.” Alex blurts out and I pull away from him in utter shock. What did he just say? Did he just say that he stripped for his ex-girlfriend’s mother?
“What?” I ask, deciding that I need him to reconfirm what he had said. Maybe I’m hearing thinks. Today has been a pretty stressful and well okay so I highly doubt that I’m hearing things but honestly what a thing to say.
“You said I can tell you anything and I felt like getting that off my chest.” Alex says turning a deeper shade of red. Yeah well buddy, I would be embarrassed too if I had just confused to something like that.
“Why would you strip for your girlfriend’s mother?” I ask with a frown.
“I stripped for my ex-girlfriend and I didn‘t know that her mother was going to be there” Alex says in outrage before blushing again “It was terrible, I dressed up as a policeman and I wore a thong and her mother saw my nipple!”
I cover my mouth to stop from laughing but that doesn’t help as I burst out laughing. Oh my God, this is priceless.
“Don’t laugh! It was the most humiliating experience of my life and would you please stop laughing”
“Why are you going to arrest me?” I laugh even harder as I wipe the tears from my face. My sides are actually hurting because I’m laughing so hard and I know that I should be taken pity on Alex since it was the most ‘humiliating experience’ of his life but really, I just can’t help it.