*gasps* I think Alex will survive thatI took the liberty of putting Alex in board shorts Trude, hope that's okay.

ALEX
Weird. Tess sounds all calm and cool and she's not tearing my head off - yet. Not that I think that Tess is a freaky choleric but … I expected something else I have to admit.
"Uhm, Jake said I should keep the magazines and get hand lotion so that I could have at least some action in here with myself and I kinda said something like … uh, not thinking that Isabel would be the type of girl to get it on in front of tv cameras since Jake seems to be sure to be gettin' some."
And of course, the camera guy is filming us with rapt interest - if Isabel liked me till now (HAHAHAHAHA) then she'll hate me after watching this in a year or so.
"Jake said what to you?" Tess asks unbelievingly and even Liz gasps.
"Yeah well … Isabel didn't disagree." I say with a shrug. "Maybe we should just … I don't know maybe I should give up?" I say, totally unsure of what to do now. Whatever Tess says, I'll agree with it. If she says 'Stop it.' I will, if she says 'Keep Going' I will.