Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

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Post by Roslover39 » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:48 am

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Post by Morning Dreamgirl » Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:37 pm

Max: I saw your fantasy. I just wanted to let you know that I'm all for helping you make it become a reality.

Liz: You saw my fantasy? Who the hell gave you permission to do something like that?

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Maria: I'm just gonna shut-up now.

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Alex: Here comes the Ice-Princess

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Isabel: Don't worry. It doesn't have to be perfect.

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Jim: It was a bottle of ketch-up? Okay. Case closed.

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Michael: Who cares where we come from?

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Kyle: You left me for Max? Honey, I'm so happy for you! I hope you two will have a wonderful, open, and caring relationship! Hey, can I be the best man if you two get married?

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Amy (after walking in on Maria and Micheal): Good morning! Did you sleep well? What can I get the two of you for breakfast?

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Zan: I don't think I want to be king anymore.

Rath: But you're the best man for the job!

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Liz: I want to be with you Max.

Max: I'll have to think about it first. Let me get back to you, okay?

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Post by killjoy » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:28 pm

:lol: I liked those

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Post by Anna-Liisa » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:05 pm

Max: Liz, did you really sleep with Kyle?
Liz: No. He raped me.
Kyle: Yeah, I rap--What?!

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Post by killjoy » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:37 pm

"So you are thinking of becoming a Buddhist monk?" the small robbed man asked Kyle.

"Yeah" nodded Kyle

"Well to reach enlightenment and become one of us you must give up many things."

"Like what?" asked Kyle.

"You're hair for one." said the bald man.

"I can do that." Kyle nodded.

"Than you must give up all your worldly possessions."

"I can do that too." Kyle nodded again.

"And you must live the rest of your life celibate."

"Celibate?" Kyle stammered "As in no sex for the...."

"Rest of your life,yes." the man nodded.

"Uhhhhh I think I might need to think about this some more.Can I get back to you on this?"
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Post by madroswellfan » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:10 pm

Lol! Nice one guys!

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Post by FaithfulAngel24 » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:46 pm

You guys are hilarious!!! :wink: Thanks for the laughs :D
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Post by Zansgirl » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:30 am

Don'ts know if dis is real funny, but here ya go.

Rath: Why don't you give me a little somethin', somethin'.

Liz: Ok, but lets just go into the eraser room.
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Post by killjoy » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:18 am

Isabel looks at her watch and than taps her foot impatiently "Damn it Tess would you hurry up and change the channel?! Greys Anatomy is about to come on!"

"Uh-uh" Tess shook her head "I told you people I wanted to watch Lost tonight before we went out."

"Oh come on" Isabel rolled her eyes "That show is so fake."

"My favorite show is fake, please." yelled Tess "Like Greys Anatomy is such a truthful show. How many real doctors out there in the real world have you seen that looks like that Isobel chick?! They're always a bunch of old gray haired men"

"We could watch Swimfan,again." offered Liz.

But before Isabel could make a snappy come back the three girls are interrupted when Max and Michael hurry in through the door.

"Hey I was watching that!" yelled Tess when Michael went over and put a movie into the VCR, which turned off her TV show.

Michael flopped down on the sofa between Tess and Isabel and only shrugged "Sorry ladies but I rented The Forsaken and I want to watch it."

Isabel turned to Max "Max what did you get?"

"I want to check out this new movie The Grudge." Max waved the movie case he was holding.

"HEY!"

Everyone turned to see Alex with his head stuck in the doorway "I'm on my way to catch King Kong at the movies.Anyone want to go with me?"

"NO!"

Sorry I don't know if this was funny but its been in my head for some time now. :lol:

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Post by Zansgirl » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:39 pm

:lol: That was sooooo funny. Good one. :wink:
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