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Help to save Ed....uhm the Trudes 4

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:35 am
by cookiely
Help To Save The Trudes!

The germanus speakitus stargazus(g-s-s) has disappeared more and more during the last years. Some experts even say that the germanus speakitus trudicus or commonly called Trude , is the last genus of the once so proud family of g-s-s on Fanatics. Therefore we have to work together and save these charming creatures before it's too late.

Here are some popular questions:


What happened to the Trudes and the other g-s-s?

The g-s-s belong to the group of the stargazer(shippicus stargazus). In the last years stargazer had a tough time. At first there was the senseless introduction of Grant (needicus shavecus), then came the death of Alex, which was finally followed by a horrible Season 3 with an awful Jessie/Isabel pairing. A lot of stargazers didn't survive this cruel torture by the evil writers(spawnus of satanus).


How can I help to save the Trudes

Trudes like to be entertained. A/I centric fics, discussions or fanart keep the Trudes occupied and happy. Even if you don't write an A/I centric fic you can help. Add a few A/I scenes and avoid unnecessary J/I or G/I pairings. Trudes need their dose of Alex to stay healthy and contented. If you write a Trude-friendly fic you can mark it with this banner:


This way the Trude will know that it's safe to read the fic.

If you can't avoid a J/I or G/I pairing please mark your fic with this banner:



Trudes are very sensitive creatures, extensive J/I or G/I scenes can make the them sick and depressed. Therefore warn them and help us to keep them healthy and contented.


How can I recognize a Trude ?

Earlier attempts to mark the last exemplar of a Trude on this board with this wonderful banner :



unfortunately failed. Trudes are very shy and timid, therefore it is very difficult to mark them. Efforts are still being made to tag members of the species....if we can get ever them to hold still long enough



Now, three threads later its hard to say if our mission was succesful. On the one hand is Trude still alive and kicking on the other hand is Trude still the only g-s-s.
Several attempts to lure new g-s-s to this board or to bring Trude to reproduce unfortunately failed.

But still we learnd a lot of Trude. Now we know how to bribe her (with tons of chocolate) so the she might stay with us forever.
We also learned how much fun it can be to torture Ed.


:shock: unbelivable..... we are already at the 4 Thread.
:D This is great but somewhat frightenning.

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:52 am
by Sternbetrachter
Frightening? why that? because I'm still not 100 % saved?

oh, hey Ed! nice of you to join us again! :twisted:

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:14 am
by cookiely
Frightening? why that? because I'm still not 100 % saved?
Woah you just made 2 posts in one minute......Now tell me you dont hae any superpowers Trude

oh, hey Ed! nice of you to join us again!
:D yep, Ed is here to stay.
Come here Ed,I am gonna give you a nice friendly hug
*put her arm around him to hold him caputure*

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:46 am
by Sternbetrachter
when did I say that I *don't* have superpowers?

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:07 pm
by Biged
*does not fight when cookie "captures" him* Here we go again


Ed

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:22 pm
by Sternbetrachter
aww, c'mon ... there has to be something that you enjoy while being in our presence!

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:16 pm
by cookiely
*does not fight when cookie "captures"

:D Good boy.

aww, c'mon ... there has to be something that you enjoy while being in our presence!

:D eah. Arent we taking good care off you????? We feed ou with chocolate.
We helpyou with your styling.
I bet a lot of guys out there are jealous of you.

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:25 pm
by Sternbetrachter
and now, you are even mentioned in the title! :D
just wait a few threads and YOU will be the one who has to be saved and ... wait,... is that a good thing? :?

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:49 am
by Biged
hmmm....*runs*

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:05 am
by cookiely
:? there he goes :(


Well at least we can play the cardgame with the naked Santas now

*cookie pulls out the cards*


Well granted , the are not entirely naked, the still have their cap.

*cookie pulls out a 10 pound sack of "Lind the finest collection"

And some chocolat.