Looney Tales (1/1,AU,Teen,LT,) [COMPLETE]
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:57 pm
TITTLE-LOONEY TALES
RATING-TEEN
DISCLAIMER-ROSWELL IS OWNED BY the WB and others .MICHIGAN J FROG IS OWNED BY LOONEY TUNES.I earn nothing from any of this.
A/N-As everyone knows I have a warped sense of humor.This came to me while sitting in the Taco Bell drive throu one late Monday night. And so seeing how NO one has ever crossed Roswell with Looney Tunes...as far as I know...I get to be the first at something here.So I hope this gets a laugh or two.
To those who have never seen the Looney Tunes ep this is based from or don't remember what the frog looks like the link below is for you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Michigan_J_Frog.png
PS......I really wasn't going to put this out here but Sternbetrachter checked it out and told me to do it.
CHAPTER 1/1
Having changed out of her waitressing uniform into her street clothes Maria was currently sitting behind the Crashdown counter tallying up the days receipts.Upon finding that the cash and credit card totals matched what the cash register final print out said Maria bagged all of it up and placed it into the safe.
Rubbing her hands together Maria leaned toward the kitchen and let out with a very typical Maria like yell."You about done back there Spaceboy?! Because we're supposed to meet Kyle and Tess at the Cinema House in about thirty minutes!"
"I got the grill scrubbed down and the floor mopped!" Michael's voice from in back kitchen area came back "All I need to do is pour out this old mop water and change."
"Well hurry up will you! You know how much I've been dying to see this new movie."shouted Maria "And besides you know how Tess gets when we show up late for stuff she's planned.We'll never hear the end of it from her!"
Maria couldn't help but to smile at that one.Ever since her soon to be stepbrother and his housemate/lamptrimming buddy...Maria still had no clue where the two of them had come up with that one....had started dating Tess had taken over the Valenti house and now ran it with a green alien iron hand.The former male bachelor pad was now a clean,very respectable domain of feminine insight
"Yeah yeah! I still say it's just another chick flick me and Kyle are going to have to suffer and sit through!So what's the big deal if we miss a few minutes of it?!" shouted Michael "Those movies are all the same anyway so we won't be missing much!"
Knowing that if she started a fight with Michael now more than likey they WOULD be late for the movie so Maria bit back her sarcastic comment and began her last closing sweep of the Crashdown.
Both Maria and Michael had been a tad shocked when the Liz's parents had announced that they and Liz were going out of town for the night to visit some of Jeff's old high school friends and that they wanted Michael and Maria to close up the restaurant for the night.
The fact that the Parkers held such trust in her and Michael was touching to Maria.But on the flip side the responsibility of doing what they asked kind of freaked her out just a tad.
While on the last leg of her sweep Maria caught something out of place in the corner of her eye.Turning toward the back of the restaurant Maria spotted a small black metal box sitting on one of the back booth seats. Walking slowly she approached the box with extreme caution.What with all the people tyring to hunt them down,The Special Unit,Khivar with his Skins,not to mention your average run of the mill nut jobs out there,so there might be no telling what was in the the box.
Bending down Maria slowly picked the box up from the booth seat it was resting on.Putting it up to her ear she relaxed a little when she heard no ticking coming from inside.Letting out a sigh of relief Maria was about to open the box when a particular bad thought ran through her mind.
What if it's a bomb that doesn't tick or something? All the ones in the movies tick.But this isn't the movies.This is real life.
With extreme caution Maria cradled the box in the crook of her left arm while raising her right hand to slowly pick up the box's lid.She had just got her hand on the lid and was about to open it when......
"What'cha you got there?"
"CRAP!!!!" hugging the box closer to her chest a spooked Maria spun on her heels only to find Michael standing close by and looking at her."Damn it Michael! Don't do that!" Maria slapped at her boyfriend's shoulder a few times "You scared the bejees out of me!"
"Sorry." Michael shrugged in that 'yeah whatever' way that only he could do "But I'm still going to ask again.What you got in that box?"
"I don't know I found it sitting in a booth over there." Maria nodded her head back toward the rear booth before turning her attention back to the box in her hands "I was just about to open it before you nearly caused me to have a heart attack."
"Yeah whatever." Michael rolled his eyes "Just open the box and let's see what's inside."
As she slowly opening the top of the box both Maria and Michael peered in only to find a......
"A frog?" Michael scratched the back of his head in confusion as he looked down at the green amphibian who was sitting calmly in the bottom of the box "Why the hell would anyone leave a frog here?"
"Oh you poor thing!" Maria cooed at the frog "You must have been stuck in this old ratty box all day!" Maria went to scoop up the frog so she could release him outside.But before her hand could make contact with it,the frog suddenly jumped up on it's hind legs and stood straight up as if it was human.It whipped out a black top hat and cane from some where and without warning...and much to Michael and Maria's surprise started singing and dancing it's way from one side of the box to the other.
"Hello! ma baby
Hello! ma honey
Hello! ma ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, ma heart's on fire!
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone"
"HOLY SHIT!!!"
A now screaming Maria threw the box as far away from her and Michael as she could.Michael on the other hand acted on instinct.Raising his hand he sent a wave of power toward the flying box hitting it just as it made contact with the floor.But sadly just as everyone knows the extent of Michael's Powers reacted to his emotions.So it was no surprise that box and all was quickly reduced to a burning,black scorched mark on the floor
Looking back and forth between the black mark on the floor and Michael,Maria was once again doing her best to get her rapidly beating heart back under control
"Ok that was some weird shit even for us!" she gasped out.
Poor speechless Michael found that he could only nod his head in agreement with what Maria had just said.The funny part was that he was still holding his arm and hand out pointing toward the burnt mark on the floor as if any moment the singing frog might suddenly appear from out of no where and he'd have to blast it again.
Once she got her heart beat back under control Maria took one last look at the blacking floor before sighing. "Ok you go get the mop to clean this up and I'll go call Kyle and Tess to tell them we're going to be late."
"Right" Michael nodded and began backing his way toward the kitchen,never lowering his arm nor taking his eyes off the burn mark on the floor.
As soon as Michael backed his way through the kitchen's swinging door Maria made her way over to the phone and dialed Kyle's cell phone number.As it ring and she waited for him to pick up Maria took one last look at the burnt floor before shaking her head.
"What the hell is going to happen next in this nuthouse?"
Th-th-th-that's all folks!
RATING-TEEN
DISCLAIMER-ROSWELL IS OWNED BY the WB and others .MICHIGAN J FROG IS OWNED BY LOONEY TUNES.I earn nothing from any of this.
A/N-As everyone knows I have a warped sense of humor.This came to me while sitting in the Taco Bell drive throu one late Monday night. And so seeing how NO one has ever crossed Roswell with Looney Tunes...as far as I know...I get to be the first at something here.So I hope this gets a laugh or two.
To those who have never seen the Looney Tunes ep this is based from or don't remember what the frog looks like the link below is for you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Michigan_J_Frog.png
PS......I really wasn't going to put this out here but Sternbetrachter checked it out and told me to do it.
CHAPTER 1/1
Having changed out of her waitressing uniform into her street clothes Maria was currently sitting behind the Crashdown counter tallying up the days receipts.Upon finding that the cash and credit card totals matched what the cash register final print out said Maria bagged all of it up and placed it into the safe.
Rubbing her hands together Maria leaned toward the kitchen and let out with a very typical Maria like yell."You about done back there Spaceboy?! Because we're supposed to meet Kyle and Tess at the Cinema House in about thirty minutes!"
"I got the grill scrubbed down and the floor mopped!" Michael's voice from in back kitchen area came back "All I need to do is pour out this old mop water and change."
"Well hurry up will you! You know how much I've been dying to see this new movie."shouted Maria "And besides you know how Tess gets when we show up late for stuff she's planned.We'll never hear the end of it from her!"
Maria couldn't help but to smile at that one.Ever since her soon to be stepbrother and his housemate/lamptrimming buddy...Maria still had no clue where the two of them had come up with that one....had started dating Tess had taken over the Valenti house and now ran it with a green alien iron hand.The former male bachelor pad was now a clean,very respectable domain of feminine insight
"Yeah yeah! I still say it's just another chick flick me and Kyle are going to have to suffer and sit through!So what's the big deal if we miss a few minutes of it?!" shouted Michael "Those movies are all the same anyway so we won't be missing much!"
Knowing that if she started a fight with Michael now more than likey they WOULD be late for the movie so Maria bit back her sarcastic comment and began her last closing sweep of the Crashdown.
Both Maria and Michael had been a tad shocked when the Liz's parents had announced that they and Liz were going out of town for the night to visit some of Jeff's old high school friends and that they wanted Michael and Maria to close up the restaurant for the night.
The fact that the Parkers held such trust in her and Michael was touching to Maria.But on the flip side the responsibility of doing what they asked kind of freaked her out just a tad.
While on the last leg of her sweep Maria caught something out of place in the corner of her eye.Turning toward the back of the restaurant Maria spotted a small black metal box sitting on one of the back booth seats. Walking slowly she approached the box with extreme caution.What with all the people tyring to hunt them down,The Special Unit,Khivar with his Skins,not to mention your average run of the mill nut jobs out there,so there might be no telling what was in the the box.
Bending down Maria slowly picked the box up from the booth seat it was resting on.Putting it up to her ear she relaxed a little when she heard no ticking coming from inside.Letting out a sigh of relief Maria was about to open the box when a particular bad thought ran through her mind.
What if it's a bomb that doesn't tick or something? All the ones in the movies tick.But this isn't the movies.This is real life.
With extreme caution Maria cradled the box in the crook of her left arm while raising her right hand to slowly pick up the box's lid.She had just got her hand on the lid and was about to open it when......
"What'cha you got there?"
"CRAP!!!!" hugging the box closer to her chest a spooked Maria spun on her heels only to find Michael standing close by and looking at her."Damn it Michael! Don't do that!" Maria slapped at her boyfriend's shoulder a few times "You scared the bejees out of me!"
"Sorry." Michael shrugged in that 'yeah whatever' way that only he could do "But I'm still going to ask again.What you got in that box?"
"I don't know I found it sitting in a booth over there." Maria nodded her head back toward the rear booth before turning her attention back to the box in her hands "I was just about to open it before you nearly caused me to have a heart attack."
"Yeah whatever." Michael rolled his eyes "Just open the box and let's see what's inside."
As she slowly opening the top of the box both Maria and Michael peered in only to find a......
"A frog?" Michael scratched the back of his head in confusion as he looked down at the green amphibian who was sitting calmly in the bottom of the box "Why the hell would anyone leave a frog here?"
"Oh you poor thing!" Maria cooed at the frog "You must have been stuck in this old ratty box all day!" Maria went to scoop up the frog so she could release him outside.But before her hand could make contact with it,the frog suddenly jumped up on it's hind legs and stood straight up as if it was human.It whipped out a black top hat and cane from some where and without warning...and much to Michael and Maria's surprise started singing and dancing it's way from one side of the box to the other.
"Hello! ma baby
Hello! ma honey
Hello! ma ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, ma heart's on fire!
If you refuse me
Honey, you'll lose me
Then you'll be left alone"
"HOLY SHIT!!!"
A now screaming Maria threw the box as far away from her and Michael as she could.Michael on the other hand acted on instinct.Raising his hand he sent a wave of power toward the flying box hitting it just as it made contact with the floor.But sadly just as everyone knows the extent of Michael's Powers reacted to his emotions.So it was no surprise that box and all was quickly reduced to a burning,black scorched mark on the floor
Looking back and forth between the black mark on the floor and Michael,Maria was once again doing her best to get her rapidly beating heart back under control
"Ok that was some weird shit even for us!" she gasped out.
Poor speechless Michael found that he could only nod his head in agreement with what Maria had just said.The funny part was that he was still holding his arm and hand out pointing toward the burnt mark on the floor as if any moment the singing frog might suddenly appear from out of no where and he'd have to blast it again.
Once she got her heart beat back under control Maria took one last look at the blacking floor before sighing. "Ok you go get the mop to clean this up and I'll go call Kyle and Tess to tell them we're going to be late."
"Right" Michael nodded and began backing his way toward the kitchen,never lowering his arm nor taking his eyes off the burn mark on the floor.
As soon as Michael backed his way through the kitchen's swinging door Maria made her way over to the phone and dialed Kyle's cell phone number.As it ring and she waited for him to pick up Maria took one last look at the burnt floor before shaking her head.
"What the hell is going to happen next in this nuthouse?"
Th-th-th-that's all folks!