Spray Some Sugar On Me (Teen,Amy/Jim,K/T 8-8-07)
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:09 pm
TITLE-Spray Some Sugar On Me
DISCLAIMER-On nothing from Roswell nor Tag body wash commercial that gave me this idea.
RATING-teen
A/N-Once again while at work my warped brain came up with something I saw on a late night tv commercial.This has been done before by others on other fandoms but I wanted to do this here.Now first let me say thanks to my beta who checked this out for me and put up with me,she's great
.Second this was going to be a one parter but I think I might have an idea for an Alex/Isabel angle to this.If you want me to do that please let me know.Thank you.I hope you guys like this. 
And now onto the story
And yes I know the title I picked isn't the best
but it was all I could come up with
THE STORY
Throwing the front door to his house open with a bang, Jim came in like an out of control rocket. Yanking the cowboy hat off his head he slung it toward the nearby hat rack, not even caring or noticing that it actually landed in the floor.
"Damn it!!" Jim began to make his way down the hallway toward the bathroom while undoing the buttons of his sheriff's uniform "Of all days to be late!" Taking a quick look at his watch he groaned as he started shedding clothing off left and right across the house.
Damn. Damn. Damn it! I was supposed to have been here and getting ready for my home date with Amy over TWO hours ago!! Why the hell did the mayor have to pick today of all days to decide to have our annual meeting on town safety?!
Not taking the time to stop Jim bent his leg up and with both hands started to pull off his cowboy boots, while hopping his way down the hallway on one leg. Before making it to the bathroom he did take a second to stop and pound on Tess's bedroom door.
"Tess? Kyle? You guys here?"
The only response he got back through the door was two sets of giggling voices.Rolling his eyes he once again started making his way back toward the bathroom by hopping.
What the hell is up with those two? They've been hiding out in that bedroom ever since last night! Ever since the two of them had came back from the store where they picked up some bathroom/hygiene stuff. The second Kyle had gotten back he had went into the bathroom to clean up, and when he'd came out Tess jumped up off the sofa and practically dragged him into her bedroom.
However being pressed for time,Jim didn't have time to give this information anymore thought. Shedding the last of his clothing outside the door Jim entered the bathroom and turned on the water to the shower. Without even waiting for it to heat up he jumped right in and started scrubbing. After making double sure he was all good and clean he got out of the shower and edged over to the bathroom sink. This time while shaving he made real sure to go nice and slow.
The last thing I need to do is be in such a hurry that I end up cutting myself, then having to greet Amy at the door with a bunch of bloody toilet paper stuck all over my face!
Once Jim was done shaving, he reached up into the medicine cabinet to grab his good old trusted bottle of Old Spice after shave. Popping the top he cupped one hand and started to pour some aftershave into it, but sadly there was a problem. It seemed that nothing was coming out of said bottle. "No no no not now!" He groaned as he started shaking the bottle harder in hopes that it might give him the last few drops out of what was clearly now an empty bottle. Finally coming to the conclusion that nothing was going to come out, Jim threw it into the bathroom garbage can feeling even more frustrated than he had been when the mayor kept trying to hold him longer for idle chit chat after the meeeting. "Damn it, what else could go wrong today?!"
"Ok smell good stuff. I need smell good stuff." Jim muttered under his breath as he started rooting through the medicine cabinet. Tess had told him once...always make sure you have some smell good stuff on.We women like the smell good stuff..."Smell good....smell good...no that's for athletes foot...smell good....no that's an old bottle of hydrogen peroxide...smell....AH-HA!" Jim yelled triumphantly when he spotted a black bottle at the very top of the cabinet. Snatching it down he held it close to his chest as if it was the Holy Grail itself.
"Tag body spray?"
What the hell is body spray? Must be some of that bathroom stuff Kyle picked up last night. Good lord what ever happened to just good old fashioned American after shave?
But after a quick glance at his watch that was sitting close by,Jim knew he didn't have time to wonder what the hell body spray was or find something better to use. Quickly reading the 'how too' instructions on the back of the can he held the bottle away from him a tad,bit then proceeded to spray himself down.
Hummm ok I guess this stuff's not so bad after all. Smell good stuff..check!
Leaving the bathroom, Jim took a few seconds to quickly snatch up the clothing he had earlier discarded onto the floor. He threw them into the dirty clothes hamper with the thought that there was no reason for Amy to think a bunch of pigs live here. Heading to his bedroom he slipped into his best pair of blue jeans, then tried on three or four different shirts before finding just the right one. He had just got it ironed and put on when the front doorbell rang announcing Amy's arrival. Giving himself one last look in the mirror , he started making his way to the front door. Once again he took a second to stop and knock on Tess's door as he passed it.
"Kyle,Tess? Amy's here." all he got back was the same spurt of giggling. "Hey arn't you guys supposed to be heading out soon for Isabel's birthday party?"
Once again the only reply to his questions was a bunch of giggling.
"What the hell is up with those kids?" Jim muttered as he turned on his heels and made his way to the front door. Putting on his best smile he opened the door. "AMY! HI! COME ON IN!"
Standing just outside the door,her arms loaded with dishes, Amy returned Jim's big smile with one of her own. "Hi to you too Jim and thank you!" Walking into the house Amy held up her dish covered hands "I hope you like tuna casserole because I made us a bunch of it."
"Love it. I can't get enough of it!" Jim's smile never left his face. Well ok truth be told he hated anything tuna with a passion.But Amy had made it just for him so he would eat it with a giant smile on his face as long as it got her into his house even if it was the nasiest thing in the world. Noticing Amy struggle with her load he stepped up closer to her. "Here let me give you a hand with some of that." Jim was just about to take one of the dishes from Amy when she suddenly took in a deep breath.
Much to Jim's shock Amy suddenly and without warning dropped ALL the dishes she were carrying, letting them crash and break all over the living room floor!
"Amy?" Jim looked back and forth between the woman standing in front of him and the food that was now covering his floor "What in the...." But that was all he got out before Amy licked her lips,growled and suddenly......well quite literally she jumped his bones!
Staggering from the impact of Amy's body crashing into his, Jim started stumbling backwards. Amy took this time to wrap her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist. Before he could ask just what in the hell was going on Amy crashed her mouth over his with a fierce kiss. Ok kiss might be too nice a word for it. It seemed like she was trying to suck his face off!
Still staggering from the added weight of Amy's body and shocked by the kissing, Jim's knees buckled out from under him. Lucky for the kissing pair when he fell back they both landed onto the nearby sofa. Amy was still wrapped around him but now she was also firmly planted in his lap.Their kissing went on and on and lasted for a good while.It was only interrupted when the two had to break for a much needed oxygen break.
".....*gasp* Amy...*gasp* not that I'm complaining or anything but what......"
"Enough talking more kissing!" A serious Amy interrupted and than smashed her lips back onto Jims.
"What the hell?" a shocked Kyle,who was only wearing a pair of boxer shorts,had his head stuck out of Tess's bedroom door watching what was going down in the living room "Holy crap Tess, you're not going to believe what's going on out there!"
"Who cares! Get your great smelling ass back in this bed! Now mister!"
"Yes maam!" The bedroom door was shut and once again only giggling could be heard through the door.
DISCLAIMER-On nothing from Roswell nor Tag body wash commercial that gave me this idea.
RATING-teen
A/N-Once again while at work my warped brain came up with something I saw on a late night tv commercial.This has been done before by others on other fandoms but I wanted to do this here.Now first let me say thanks to my beta who checked this out for me and put up with me,she's great
.Second this was going to be a one parter but I think I might have an idea for an Alex/Isabel angle to this.If you want me to do that please let me know.Thank you.I hope you guys like this. And now onto the storyAnd yes I know the title I picked isn't the best
but it was all I could come up with THE STORY
Throwing the front door to his house open with a bang, Jim came in like an out of control rocket. Yanking the cowboy hat off his head he slung it toward the nearby hat rack, not even caring or noticing that it actually landed in the floor.
"Damn it!!" Jim began to make his way down the hallway toward the bathroom while undoing the buttons of his sheriff's uniform "Of all days to be late!" Taking a quick look at his watch he groaned as he started shedding clothing off left and right across the house.
Damn. Damn. Damn it! I was supposed to have been here and getting ready for my home date with Amy over TWO hours ago!! Why the hell did the mayor have to pick today of all days to decide to have our annual meeting on town safety?!
Not taking the time to stop Jim bent his leg up and with both hands started to pull off his cowboy boots, while hopping his way down the hallway on one leg. Before making it to the bathroom he did take a second to stop and pound on Tess's bedroom door.
"Tess? Kyle? You guys here?"
The only response he got back through the door was two sets of giggling voices.Rolling his eyes he once again started making his way back toward the bathroom by hopping.
What the hell is up with those two? They've been hiding out in that bedroom ever since last night! Ever since the two of them had came back from the store where they picked up some bathroom/hygiene stuff. The second Kyle had gotten back he had went into the bathroom to clean up, and when he'd came out Tess jumped up off the sofa and practically dragged him into her bedroom.
However being pressed for time,Jim didn't have time to give this information anymore thought. Shedding the last of his clothing outside the door Jim entered the bathroom and turned on the water to the shower. Without even waiting for it to heat up he jumped right in and started scrubbing. After making double sure he was all good and clean he got out of the shower and edged over to the bathroom sink. This time while shaving he made real sure to go nice and slow.
The last thing I need to do is be in such a hurry that I end up cutting myself, then having to greet Amy at the door with a bunch of bloody toilet paper stuck all over my face!
Once Jim was done shaving, he reached up into the medicine cabinet to grab his good old trusted bottle of Old Spice after shave. Popping the top he cupped one hand and started to pour some aftershave into it, but sadly there was a problem. It seemed that nothing was coming out of said bottle. "No no no not now!" He groaned as he started shaking the bottle harder in hopes that it might give him the last few drops out of what was clearly now an empty bottle. Finally coming to the conclusion that nothing was going to come out, Jim threw it into the bathroom garbage can feeling even more frustrated than he had been when the mayor kept trying to hold him longer for idle chit chat after the meeeting. "Damn it, what else could go wrong today?!"
"Ok smell good stuff. I need smell good stuff." Jim muttered under his breath as he started rooting through the medicine cabinet. Tess had told him once...always make sure you have some smell good stuff on.We women like the smell good stuff..."Smell good....smell good...no that's for athletes foot...smell good....no that's an old bottle of hydrogen peroxide...smell....AH-HA!" Jim yelled triumphantly when he spotted a black bottle at the very top of the cabinet. Snatching it down he held it close to his chest as if it was the Holy Grail itself.
"Tag body spray?"
What the hell is body spray? Must be some of that bathroom stuff Kyle picked up last night. Good lord what ever happened to just good old fashioned American after shave?
But after a quick glance at his watch that was sitting close by,Jim knew he didn't have time to wonder what the hell body spray was or find something better to use. Quickly reading the 'how too' instructions on the back of the can he held the bottle away from him a tad,bit then proceeded to spray himself down.
Hummm ok I guess this stuff's not so bad after all. Smell good stuff..check!
Leaving the bathroom, Jim took a few seconds to quickly snatch up the clothing he had earlier discarded onto the floor. He threw them into the dirty clothes hamper with the thought that there was no reason for Amy to think a bunch of pigs live here. Heading to his bedroom he slipped into his best pair of blue jeans, then tried on three or four different shirts before finding just the right one. He had just got it ironed and put on when the front doorbell rang announcing Amy's arrival. Giving himself one last look in the mirror , he started making his way to the front door. Once again he took a second to stop and knock on Tess's door as he passed it.
"Kyle,Tess? Amy's here." all he got back was the same spurt of giggling. "Hey arn't you guys supposed to be heading out soon for Isabel's birthday party?"
Once again the only reply to his questions was a bunch of giggling.
"What the hell is up with those kids?" Jim muttered as he turned on his heels and made his way to the front door. Putting on his best smile he opened the door. "AMY! HI! COME ON IN!"
Standing just outside the door,her arms loaded with dishes, Amy returned Jim's big smile with one of her own. "Hi to you too Jim and thank you!" Walking into the house Amy held up her dish covered hands "I hope you like tuna casserole because I made us a bunch of it."
"Love it. I can't get enough of it!" Jim's smile never left his face. Well ok truth be told he hated anything tuna with a passion.But Amy had made it just for him so he would eat it with a giant smile on his face as long as it got her into his house even if it was the nasiest thing in the world. Noticing Amy struggle with her load he stepped up closer to her. "Here let me give you a hand with some of that." Jim was just about to take one of the dishes from Amy when she suddenly took in a deep breath.
Much to Jim's shock Amy suddenly and without warning dropped ALL the dishes she were carrying, letting them crash and break all over the living room floor!
"Amy?" Jim looked back and forth between the woman standing in front of him and the food that was now covering his floor "What in the...." But that was all he got out before Amy licked her lips,growled and suddenly......well quite literally she jumped his bones!
Staggering from the impact of Amy's body crashing into his, Jim started stumbling backwards. Amy took this time to wrap her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist. Before he could ask just what in the hell was going on Amy crashed her mouth over his with a fierce kiss. Ok kiss might be too nice a word for it. It seemed like she was trying to suck his face off!
Still staggering from the added weight of Amy's body and shocked by the kissing, Jim's knees buckled out from under him. Lucky for the kissing pair when he fell back they both landed onto the nearby sofa. Amy was still wrapped around him but now she was also firmly planted in his lap.Their kissing went on and on and lasted for a good while.It was only interrupted when the two had to break for a much needed oxygen break.
".....*gasp* Amy...*gasp* not that I'm complaining or anything but what......"
"Enough talking more kissing!" A serious Amy interrupted and than smashed her lips back onto Jims.
"What the hell?" a shocked Kyle,who was only wearing a pair of boxer shorts,had his head stuck out of Tess's bedroom door watching what was going down in the living room "Holy crap Tess, you're not going to believe what's going on out there!"
"Who cares! Get your great smelling ass back in this bed! Now mister!"
"Yes maam!" The bedroom door was shut and once again only giggling could be heard through the door.