Against the Tide (AU, M/L, TEEN) Complete 29/11/07
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:32 am
Title: Against the Tide
Disclaimer: The characters of "Roswell" belong to Jason Katims, Melinda Metz, WB, and UPN. They are not mine and no infringement is intended.
Couples/Category: M/L, AU
Rating: TEEN
Summary: Max and Liz meet on a plane and start talking. What will happen after they land?
Author's Note: I know, I know, the summary sucks. So I suggest you just read it and find out where I'm going with this. I wrote this story last year (I think) but never got around to finishing it. So as I've only written half the story, the regularity of the posts will gradually slow down. I hope you enjoy it. The first chapter is based a lot on personal experience (after you read it you'll realise that is not a good thing!) and conversations I've had while travelling. Let me know what you think.
1
She hated to fly. Loved to travel, but hated to fly. It wasn’t the thought of plummeting to the ground from 30,000 feet, because let’s face it; you have a greater chance of being killed in a motor vehicle accident than a plane crash. No, she hated to fly because she had a weak stomach. Car sickness, boat sickness, air sickness, even the Ferris wheel at the show grounds made her queasy. Thinking of the fourteen hour plane flight from Sydney to Los Angeles almost prevented her from ever leaving Australia, but she did it. She managed to pick up the courage, and with the help of some travel sickness tablets and sleeping pills, she managed to get on a plane to follow her dream.
That was over four years ago, and now she found herself, yet again, sitting on a plane bound for Los Angeles. She had an aisle seat, which helped make her feel less claustrophobic, and there was a seat between her and the passenger in the window seat. ‘Thank you,’ she breathed inwardly, ‘there is a God’. There is nothing on earth worse than being airsick, sitting in economy class stuck in the middle seat between two 420 pound men on either side. It had happened once, and she had seriously considered that tossing open the escape hatch and throwing herself out of the plane was a more appealing option.
Having watched the safety procedures, she now braced herself for the take off. If she could make it though the take off, she knew there was a very high chance of getting through the flight without embarrassing herself with having to use the sick bag. She checked that her seat was well stocked just in case.
The plane started to move, and she held on to the armrests as though they were her lifesaver, clutching them until her knuckles went white. ‘It’s not too late to get off and catch a boat instead’ she thought to herself, but the idea of being stuck on the ocean for months was not that appealing either. ‘What I need is one of those Teleporters from Star Trek. Where I could beam myself from one side of the world to the other in a split second.’ She mused to herself. Adjusting the airflow to maximum, and then manoeuvring the spare air jet from the empty seat next to her also towards her direction for good measure, she sat back, eyes closed and waited for the next ten minutes to be over.
Luckily, for once it was an amazing clear day in London, and the takeoff was not as bumpy as it could have been. She actually felt not too bad for once, so as the plane plateaued, she pried her hands from the armrests, put on the headphones, and grabbed the magazine she had picked up at the newsagency on the way in. Flipping through the first few pages, she found the suns raze was glaring in her eyes.
“Excuse me.” She said to the man next to her, taking off her headphones. “Could you close the blind please?”
“Yeah sure.” He said in an American accent, pulling the blind down but not making eye contact with her. Instead he seemed to pull the baseball cap further over his face.
“Hey, do I know you?” She asked.
She almost thought she heard him groan at the question, as though he had heard it a hundred times before. “I don’t think so.” He replied.
“Oh, you just have a familiar face, that’s all.” She said apologetically.
“Yeah I get that a lot.” He said, sounding annoyed.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to bother you.” She said, returning to her magazine.
“No, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be rude.” He said, obviously feeling bad for snapping.
“It’s okay. I mean, you don’t know me, I don’t know you. I could be psychotic for all you know.”
“Are you?” He asked.
“No … are you?”
“No … at least, I don’t think so.” He smiled.
“Well, I’m glad that’s settled.” She said, flipping the page of her magazine.
“I’m Max by the way.” He said, extending his hand.
“Liz.” She said, shaking his hand.
“So, you’re English?” Max asked, noting her accent.
“No, I’m Australian.” Liz replied, feigning offence.
“Sorry, I just assumed since we were leaving London …”
“That’s okay. So you’re what? Canadian?”
“Clever, no, I’m American. I take your point.” Max conceded. “So you’re a long way from home then.”
“Yeah, although LA is my home at the moment.”
“How long have you been there?” Max asked.
“Two years and two months.”
“And how many days?” Max laughed.
“Twenty four.” Liz replied.
“You wouldn’t be home sick by any chance would you?”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because you know exactly how long you have been away from home, like you’re missing it.”
“No, just keeping track of when my Visa is going to expire.”
“And when’s that?”
“Nine months and six days.” Liz replied.
“So you don’t miss home?”
“Sometimes.”
“What do you miss?”
“My friends and family. My pet dog Sam. The weather. The accent. I couldn’t tell you the last time I heard another Australian speak. Oh wait, yes I can. Three months ago I was in a Subway store, talking on my mobile, and the guy in the booth behind me leaned over and said that it was so nice to hear another Australian. I could totally relate.”
“C’mon, the Australians are dominating the movies, not to mention winning all the awards at the Oscars.”
“Yeah, but they all put on American accents.” I said, holding up my magazine that had a picture of Nicole Kidman. “When was the last time you heard Nicole say ‘How’s it goin’ mate’ to her leading man?”
“I take your point.” Max replied, before pointing to the magazine. “So you read all the gossip mag’s?”
“It’s a tradition. I always buy a magazine for plane trips and camping holidays.”
“Why then?”
“Because that’s the only time I have absolutely nothing to do that could be remotely more productive.” Liz said turning the page.
“Can I have a look at it?” Max said, practically snatching it from her.
“Uh, sure. Knock yourself out.” Liz said, somewhat shocked by his abruptness.
“Yeah I can see how this couldn’t be productive.” Max said, quickly flipping through the magazine. “Oh, look at this, J Lo is getting married for what … the sixth time?”
“Yeah I know. It’s all a load of crap.”
“Well then, we’ll have to give you something more productive to do.” He said, tucking the magazine back into the seat in front of him.
“What did you have in mind?”
“We could try rolling Malteasers down the aisle.”
“And how would that be productive?”
“I didn’t say it was brilliant, only that it is better than reading trashy magazines.” Max shrugged.
“How about we just continue a friendly conversation.”
“Okay, deal. Why did you move to LA?”
“It was kind of an accident. I had just finished a diploma in hospitality, and decided that if I wanted to be a great chef then I should travel the world and learn cooking from the best. You see, Australia is very multicultural, and you are more likely to eat pasta than traditional Australian food. So I figured, if I wanted to cook pasta, then I should learn from Italians, or if I wanted to cook Thai, I should learn from Thai people.”
“So tell me, what is traditional Australian food?”
“There’s not much. Lamingtons and Pavlova are traditional desserts, and then there’s Vegemite...”
“I’ve heard about that. You guys must have stomachs made of steel.”
“Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Besides, the trick is to spread it about ten times thinner than you Americans tend to. It’s great with butter and cheese on toast.”
“Okay, so what else?”
“Well I guess the only other food that wasn’t brought over by immigrants or convicts are Kangaroos and Emus.”
“Wait a minute, you actually eat Kangaroo and Emu?”
“Personally no, but some people do. I just can’t bring myself to eat something that is our national emblem. They’re on the fifty cent coin.”
“It would be like us eating Bald Eagle.” Max shuddered. “Okay, so you left Australia to begin your world culinary tour, how did you wind up in LA? It’s not really known for its cuisine.”
“I did make it to Europe. I worked in restaurants around Italy, France, Spain and Greece. I had an ‘Around the World’ plane ticket, so on the way home I stopped in LA. I wasn’t planning on working but I thought I would just take a week or two taking in the sights. Anyway, I was in Santa Monica, and saw a small restaurant by the pier that looked nice. Inside the place was chaotic. It seemed that the chef hadn’t turned up, and the owner had a restaurant full of people waiting for their meals. She seemed a little stressed, to put it mildly, so I offered to help out. By the end of the day she had offered me a job. I’ve been there ever since.”
“Wow. So what did the chef think of that?”
“Turns out he had been arrested the night before on a drugs charge and is currently spending some time in the state penitentiary.”
“So what’s the restaurant called? Maybe I’ve been there?”
“Café Blu. And you probably haven’t, it’s not very well known.”
“Café Blu … I’ll have to keep that in mind. What kind of food do you do?”
“A bit of everything. Amy let me introduce a lot of the things I learnt from my trip to Europe, so mainly Mediterranean food.”
“So what were you doing in London? Thinking about adding Bangers and Mash to the menu?”
“No.” Liz laughed, picturing Amy’s reaction at the mere suggestion. “I went to a friend’s wedding. We went to school together. After school she went to London to work, she had one of those working-holiday Visas. Anyway, she met her husband there, so she moved there permanently.”
“So why is everyone trying to get out of Australia? It’s supposed to be the lucky country.” Max asked.
“It is. When you leave you realize just how good it is. But it is so far away from the rest of the world that there are just more exciting travel and work opportunities overseas. Imagine having to commute thirty hours by plane to get to a meeting in Germany.”
“There are more important things in the world than work though.”
“That’s why the population in Australia is aging. All the young people are heading overseas for exciting opportunities, while all the retired English people are moving to Australia for the warmer climate. Plus, the pay is so much better in London.”
“So you have stayed in LA. Surely the work is not that different to restaurants in Australia?”
“Yeah, I guess I have made some friends in LA and so that is where I want to stay for the moment. I’m not ready to go home yet.” Liz said, looking a little uncomfortable, and wanting to change the subject. “So, enough about me. What about you? What do you do?”
“I … uh well, I’m a writer.”
“A writer? Really? What kind of things do you write?”
“At the moment I am working on a play.”
“What’s it about?”
“Well, it’s not finished, but I intend for it to be about a woman who’s like nighty-two years old in a wheelchair, recounting her life through a series of flashbacks.”
“What kind of life did she lead?”
“Um … well, she was a chef, who was attacked by a psychopathic killer who had just been released from jail to find someone had stolen his job.”
“Very funny. Fine, don’t tell me. But let me know when it opens so I can go and see it.”
“Okay, it’s a deal.”
At that moment the stewardess interrupted to pass them their meals.
“Urgh, yuck, how do people eat this food?” Max said, screwing up his nose. “You know what they are eating in first class don’t you? They’re sipping on champagne and eating caviar.”
“Still with a plastic knife though …”
“True, but at least they get a real fork.”
“So I take it you don’t travel economy class very often.” Liz said, seeing the way he was playing with his food, like it was poison.
“I try to avoid it when possible.”
“I’ve never flown Business or First class so I wouldn’t know any different.”
“It’s the only way to fly.”
“So why are you back here?” Liz asked confused.
“I was desperate to get back and First and Business class were full.”
“What was the hurry?”
“Uh … family emergency.” Max replied vaguely.
Not wanting to pry when he obviously didn’t want to talk about it to a complete stranger, she simply replied “I’m sorry. I hope everything works out okay.”
“Me too.” Max said, looking distracted for a moment before turning his attention back to Liz. “You’re not eating either?”
“I don’t eat on planes. I get airsick.”
“Stewardess! Can I change seats?” Max pretended to get up. “Just kidding. Well, if you are not going to eat, at least take the chocolate for later. You’re a woman - you can’t waste free chocolate.”
“I tried that once, put it in my pocket. Do you realise how fast it takes for chocolate to melt in your pocket? By the time we landed I had a nice little puddle forming. It wasn’t pretty.”
“Thanks for the tip. I guess you’ll just have to leave it here then. It’s a shame.”
“I’ll survive.”
The stewardess came and cleared away the food trays as the captain announced the in-flight movie was about to start and they would be dimming the lights for those who wanted to sleep.
“We should probably try and get some sleep. The flight is another ten hours and jet-lag isn’t pretty.” Max suggested.
“That’s probably a good idea. I think my sleeping tablets are starting to kick in.”
“I don’t know how anyone can sleep in these seats though.” He said, trying to get comfortable.
“There’s an art to it.”
“Which is?”
“Manage to get on a half empty plane and find a spot with three empty seats to lay down on.”
“Well no such luck. We have three seats between two.”
“So what’s your solution?”
“Well, as the gentleman I am, you can take the seats and I’ll take the floor.”
“Oh, no, I can’t let you do that.” Liz said embarrassed.
“It’s either that or we share the seats?”
Liz pictured the proximity they would be in by sharing the seats, and quickly dismissed the idea. “Okay, you take the floor, but wake me in a few hours and we’ll swap. Deal?”
“Deal.” Max said, folding up the arm rests to make room for Liz to lie down, and moving down to the floor.”
“Ooo gross.” He said, talking a look around him.
“What?”
“You wouldn’t believe the amount of chewing gum people have stuck under these chairs. Hasn’t anyone ever heard of using a bin?”
“People can be so lazy.” Liz said trying to disguise a yawn.
“Well, goodnight.” Max said, not even remotely tired, and feeling very tempted to bribe a stewardess to find him a first class seat, somewhere, anywhere.
“Goodnight.” Liz said, closing her eyes and trying to block out the sound of the aircraft engines.
Liz woke later to find the cabin stirring again as the stewardesses were bringing breakfast. Max was still on the floor looking up at her.
“Morning.” He said smiling, although looking a little dishevelled.
“Morning. How long did I sleep?”
“About eight hours sleeping beauty.”
“Eight hours? Why didn’t you wake me?”
“You looked so peaceful. Besides, there was no way I was letting you sleep down here. It’s not that sanitary.”
“Well, to repay you for your chivalry, next time you are down at Santa Monica, breakfast is on the house.” Liz said, returning to her seat to make room for Max to get up off the floor.
“I might just take you up on that.” He replied, eyeing the artificial looking muck the stewardess was handing out.
The next few hours were spent discussing random topics, their childhoods, Arnie’s election victory, how the LA Lakers were doing in the playoffs. Max discovered that Liz was an only child, her parents owned a restaurant (hence the career in hospitality) and was the goal shooter in her netball team in high school. Liz learned that Max had one sister who also lived in LA, and when he left school he had wanted to be an astronaut.
“Can I ask you something?” Liz asked.
“Sure.” Max shrugged.
“Why are you still wearing that baseball cap? You have kept it on all night. It’s not as though you need it for sun protection.”
“Well, it’s because … I have hat hair. I had the cap on all day before I got on the plane, and I knew if I took it off I would look a mess.”
“Fair enough. Although, I don’t know anyone who gets off an eleven hour flight and not look a mess.”
“You don’t look too bad.” Max complimented.
“That’s because someone gave up their seat so I could get a good night’s sleep. Thanks again for that.”
“No problem.” Max smiled.
Before they knew it the captain announced that they were about to commence their descent and that the cabin crew should return to their seats.
“I’m sorry, but I can’t talk to you again until after we land. I’m not too good with descents. I have to concentrate on not being sick.”
“Oh come on, landing’s the best bit.” Max said, lifting up the blind to reveal the sprawling city beneath them. “Look at all the other planes circling. There must be twenty other planes all landing within minutes of each other.”
“Once, someone I know flew all the way from Adelaide to Melbourne only to find they didn’t have enough fuel to keep circling the Melbourne airport waiting for the fog to clear, so they flew back to Adelaide. It’s crazy.”
“And can you see the hills over there, with the Hollywood sign?” Max said pointing.
“Yeah, I’ve never seen it from the plane before.” Liz said, fixated.
“It’s how I know I am home. I just have to watch for the sign. And over there, you can see Century City and Beverley Hills.”
Liz was practically leaning over Max to see out the window. When she realised how close they were she blushed and apologised before leaning back in her seat. Just as she did, she felt the tyres of the plane hit the tarmac.
“Have we landed already?” She asked. She hadn’t felt sick at all.
“Yep.” Max said, pretty pleased with himself. “That wasn’t so bad was it?”
“No, it wasn’t.” She smiled. It was the first time she didn’t feel the need to climb across passengers, desperate to get off the plane for some fresh air. Although, after 10 hours in the air, that option was still appealing.
The other people on the plane jumped up to grab their luggage before the seatbelt sign had been turned off. But Max and Liz just sat and waited.
“Does it normally take this long?” Max asked, watching everyone waiting in the aisles for the doors to open.
“Yep. All of us in cattle class have to wait for first class passengers to get off the plane.”
“I’ll have to make sure I don’t take my time in future. It’s amazing there isn’t more ‘air rage’ than there is. You could all outnumber us is first class and stage a rebellion.”
“I’ll have to remember that for next time.” Liz smiled.
The passengers started to move down the aisle so Liz got to her feet to retrieve her overhead luggage.
“You don’t have any luggage?” She asked Max, noticing that there were no other bags left in the compartment.
“No, I’m travelling light this time.”
“I wish I could travel lighter. But I guess I suffer from what every other woman on this earth suffers from.”
“And what’s that?” Max asked curiously.
“Too many shoes.”
They finally made their way off the plane and eventually made their way through customs. As they made their way up to the arrivals lounge they began their goodbyes.
“It was nice meeting you.” Liz said. “And thanks again for giving up your seat.”
“It was nice to meet you too. I’ll be sure to send you the chiropractor’s bill.”
“Well, bring it in person and I’ll give you that free breakfast.” Liz smiled.
“I’ll do that.” Max smiled in return.
Standing just inside the doorway, they looked awkwardly at each other.
“Well, goodbye.” Max said, sticking out his hand for her to shake.
“Goodbye. Good luck with your play.”
“Thanks. I’ll see you ‘round.”
“See ya.” Liz replied.
They stepped through the doors and Liz immediately searched out her best friend in the crowd. Luckily the crowd wasn’t that big, being about four o’clock in the morning.
“Hey girlfriend!” Serena said, wrapping her arms around Liz.
“Hey yourself.”
“Did you have a good trip? You don’t look too green around the gills.”
“The flight was good. Smooth landing.”
“That’s good. I brought your juice just in case.”
“Thanks Serena.” Liz said, taking a sip of the juice. Serena knew that Liz always craved freshly squeezed juice when she got off the plane, as though her body needed to be eased into eating again after so long not eating before and during a plane flight. The sugar fix wasn’t too bad either.
“Let’s go and get your bags, hey isn’t that Max Evans?” She said pointing towards the arrivals gate.
Liz turned to see where Serena was pointing. There was Max, bending down talking to a little boy and signing a piece of paper.
“Max Evans? No, it can’t be.” Liz said. She would have recognised him, wouldn’t she?
“I’m telling you it is.” Serena said as she grabbed the magazine Liz had tucked under my arm. “See?” She said pointing to the two page spread about Max and his latest girlfriend holidaying in Cannes.
Liz grabbed the magazine out of her hands. “It can’t be.” Liz said in disbelief.
“Man, Max Evans was on the same plane as you. How freaky is that?”
“You wanna know what’s more freaky? I sat next to him.” Liz said, and watched as the look on Serena’s face turned to shock.
“You’re kidding me! You sat next to Max Evans? I didn’t think you were flying first class.”
“I didn’t. He was in economy. He said that first class was sold out.”
“Wow. Well, did you get an autograph?”
“Ididn’trecognisehim.” Liz blurted out.
“I’m sorry, what?”
“I didn’t recognise him.” Liz said slower.
“How could you not have recognised him? We’ve seen his movie ‘Against the Tide’ like twelve times!”
“He looks a lot different in person.” Liz reasoned.
“Well, did you at least talk to him?” Serena asked.
“Yeah, we talked quite a lot actually.”
“And it never came up that he is a movie star who makes 10 million dollars per movie?”
“He told me he was a writer.”
“Bastard.” Serena swore.
“No, he was really nice. He gave up his seat so I could sleep.”
“And where did he sleep?”
“On the floor.”
“So let me get this straight. You slept like two foot away from this guy?”
“Yeah.” Liz hesitated.
“That is so cool!” Serena practically screamed.
Liz scanned the room to see if Max was still in hearing range, but he must have left, the lounge now virtually empty.
“Let’s go.” Liz said. “I really need a long hot bath to get rid of that airplane feeling.”
Back at their apartment, she ran a steaming hot bath, grabbed my magazine and slowly lowered herself into the water. Lying back beneath the bubbles, she flipped the magazine open to the story about Max. This was obviously why he had grabbed the magazine from her in such a hurry - he hadn’t wanted her to recognise him.
‘Max Evans was seen in Cannes cavorting with his latest co-star Tess Harding. From our exclusive pictures you can see the onscreen passion from their movie ‘The Special Two’ has spilled into real life…’
The article didn’t seem to have much more to say than that, and simply repeated the last alleged girlfriends and scandals Max Evans had ever been involved with. Liz threw the magazine aside. So Max Evans had a girlfriend. Why was she not surprised? But why was she so disappointed? It wasn’t as though they were ever going to see each other again…
Disclaimer: The characters of "Roswell" belong to Jason Katims, Melinda Metz, WB, and UPN. They are not mine and no infringement is intended.
Couples/Category: M/L, AU
Rating: TEEN
Summary: Max and Liz meet on a plane and start talking. What will happen after they land?
Author's Note: I know, I know, the summary sucks. So I suggest you just read it and find out where I'm going with this. I wrote this story last year (I think) but never got around to finishing it. So as I've only written half the story, the regularity of the posts will gradually slow down. I hope you enjoy it. The first chapter is based a lot on personal experience (after you read it you'll realise that is not a good thing!) and conversations I've had while travelling. Let me know what you think.
1
She hated to fly. Loved to travel, but hated to fly. It wasn’t the thought of plummeting to the ground from 30,000 feet, because let’s face it; you have a greater chance of being killed in a motor vehicle accident than a plane crash. No, she hated to fly because she had a weak stomach. Car sickness, boat sickness, air sickness, even the Ferris wheel at the show grounds made her queasy. Thinking of the fourteen hour plane flight from Sydney to Los Angeles almost prevented her from ever leaving Australia, but she did it. She managed to pick up the courage, and with the help of some travel sickness tablets and sleeping pills, she managed to get on a plane to follow her dream.
That was over four years ago, and now she found herself, yet again, sitting on a plane bound for Los Angeles. She had an aisle seat, which helped make her feel less claustrophobic, and there was a seat between her and the passenger in the window seat. ‘Thank you,’ she breathed inwardly, ‘there is a God’. There is nothing on earth worse than being airsick, sitting in economy class stuck in the middle seat between two 420 pound men on either side. It had happened once, and she had seriously considered that tossing open the escape hatch and throwing herself out of the plane was a more appealing option.
Having watched the safety procedures, she now braced herself for the take off. If she could make it though the take off, she knew there was a very high chance of getting through the flight without embarrassing herself with having to use the sick bag. She checked that her seat was well stocked just in case.
The plane started to move, and she held on to the armrests as though they were her lifesaver, clutching them until her knuckles went white. ‘It’s not too late to get off and catch a boat instead’ she thought to herself, but the idea of being stuck on the ocean for months was not that appealing either. ‘What I need is one of those Teleporters from Star Trek. Where I could beam myself from one side of the world to the other in a split second.’ She mused to herself. Adjusting the airflow to maximum, and then manoeuvring the spare air jet from the empty seat next to her also towards her direction for good measure, she sat back, eyes closed and waited for the next ten minutes to be over.
Luckily, for once it was an amazing clear day in London, and the takeoff was not as bumpy as it could have been. She actually felt not too bad for once, so as the plane plateaued, she pried her hands from the armrests, put on the headphones, and grabbed the magazine she had picked up at the newsagency on the way in. Flipping through the first few pages, she found the suns raze was glaring in her eyes.
“Excuse me.” She said to the man next to her, taking off her headphones. “Could you close the blind please?”
“Yeah sure.” He said in an American accent, pulling the blind down but not making eye contact with her. Instead he seemed to pull the baseball cap further over his face.
“Hey, do I know you?” She asked.
She almost thought she heard him groan at the question, as though he had heard it a hundred times before. “I don’t think so.” He replied.
“Oh, you just have a familiar face, that’s all.” She said apologetically.
“Yeah I get that a lot.” He said, sounding annoyed.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to bother you.” She said, returning to her magazine.
“No, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be rude.” He said, obviously feeling bad for snapping.
“It’s okay. I mean, you don’t know me, I don’t know you. I could be psychotic for all you know.”
“Are you?” He asked.
“No … are you?”
“No … at least, I don’t think so.” He smiled.
“Well, I’m glad that’s settled.” She said, flipping the page of her magazine.
“I’m Max by the way.” He said, extending his hand.
“Liz.” She said, shaking his hand.
“So, you’re English?” Max asked, noting her accent.
“No, I’m Australian.” Liz replied, feigning offence.
“Sorry, I just assumed since we were leaving London …”
“That’s okay. So you’re what? Canadian?”
“Clever, no, I’m American. I take your point.” Max conceded. “So you’re a long way from home then.”
“Yeah, although LA is my home at the moment.”
“How long have you been there?” Max asked.
“Two years and two months.”
“And how many days?” Max laughed.
“Twenty four.” Liz replied.
“You wouldn’t be home sick by any chance would you?”
“Why do you say that?”
“Because you know exactly how long you have been away from home, like you’re missing it.”
“No, just keeping track of when my Visa is going to expire.”
“And when’s that?”
“Nine months and six days.” Liz replied.
“So you don’t miss home?”
“Sometimes.”
“What do you miss?”
“My friends and family. My pet dog Sam. The weather. The accent. I couldn’t tell you the last time I heard another Australian speak. Oh wait, yes I can. Three months ago I was in a Subway store, talking on my mobile, and the guy in the booth behind me leaned over and said that it was so nice to hear another Australian. I could totally relate.”
“C’mon, the Australians are dominating the movies, not to mention winning all the awards at the Oscars.”
“Yeah, but they all put on American accents.” I said, holding up my magazine that had a picture of Nicole Kidman. “When was the last time you heard Nicole say ‘How’s it goin’ mate’ to her leading man?”
“I take your point.” Max replied, before pointing to the magazine. “So you read all the gossip mag’s?”
“It’s a tradition. I always buy a magazine for plane trips and camping holidays.”
“Why then?”
“Because that’s the only time I have absolutely nothing to do that could be remotely more productive.” Liz said turning the page.
“Can I have a look at it?” Max said, practically snatching it from her.
“Uh, sure. Knock yourself out.” Liz said, somewhat shocked by his abruptness.
“Yeah I can see how this couldn’t be productive.” Max said, quickly flipping through the magazine. “Oh, look at this, J Lo is getting married for what … the sixth time?”
“Yeah I know. It’s all a load of crap.”
“Well then, we’ll have to give you something more productive to do.” He said, tucking the magazine back into the seat in front of him.
“What did you have in mind?”
“We could try rolling Malteasers down the aisle.”
“And how would that be productive?”
“I didn’t say it was brilliant, only that it is better than reading trashy magazines.” Max shrugged.
“How about we just continue a friendly conversation.”
“Okay, deal. Why did you move to LA?”
“It was kind of an accident. I had just finished a diploma in hospitality, and decided that if I wanted to be a great chef then I should travel the world and learn cooking from the best. You see, Australia is very multicultural, and you are more likely to eat pasta than traditional Australian food. So I figured, if I wanted to cook pasta, then I should learn from Italians, or if I wanted to cook Thai, I should learn from Thai people.”
“So tell me, what is traditional Australian food?”
“There’s not much. Lamingtons and Pavlova are traditional desserts, and then there’s Vegemite...”
“I’ve heard about that. You guys must have stomachs made of steel.”
“Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. Besides, the trick is to spread it about ten times thinner than you Americans tend to. It’s great with butter and cheese on toast.”
“Okay, so what else?”
“Well I guess the only other food that wasn’t brought over by immigrants or convicts are Kangaroos and Emus.”
“Wait a minute, you actually eat Kangaroo and Emu?”
“Personally no, but some people do. I just can’t bring myself to eat something that is our national emblem. They’re on the fifty cent coin.”
“It would be like us eating Bald Eagle.” Max shuddered. “Okay, so you left Australia to begin your world culinary tour, how did you wind up in LA? It’s not really known for its cuisine.”
“I did make it to Europe. I worked in restaurants around Italy, France, Spain and Greece. I had an ‘Around the World’ plane ticket, so on the way home I stopped in LA. I wasn’t planning on working but I thought I would just take a week or two taking in the sights. Anyway, I was in Santa Monica, and saw a small restaurant by the pier that looked nice. Inside the place was chaotic. It seemed that the chef hadn’t turned up, and the owner had a restaurant full of people waiting for their meals. She seemed a little stressed, to put it mildly, so I offered to help out. By the end of the day she had offered me a job. I’ve been there ever since.”
“Wow. So what did the chef think of that?”
“Turns out he had been arrested the night before on a drugs charge and is currently spending some time in the state penitentiary.”
“So what’s the restaurant called? Maybe I’ve been there?”
“Café Blu. And you probably haven’t, it’s not very well known.”
“Café Blu … I’ll have to keep that in mind. What kind of food do you do?”
“A bit of everything. Amy let me introduce a lot of the things I learnt from my trip to Europe, so mainly Mediterranean food.”
“So what were you doing in London? Thinking about adding Bangers and Mash to the menu?”
“No.” Liz laughed, picturing Amy’s reaction at the mere suggestion. “I went to a friend’s wedding. We went to school together. After school she went to London to work, she had one of those working-holiday Visas. Anyway, she met her husband there, so she moved there permanently.”
“So why is everyone trying to get out of Australia? It’s supposed to be the lucky country.” Max asked.
“It is. When you leave you realize just how good it is. But it is so far away from the rest of the world that there are just more exciting travel and work opportunities overseas. Imagine having to commute thirty hours by plane to get to a meeting in Germany.”
“There are more important things in the world than work though.”
“That’s why the population in Australia is aging. All the young people are heading overseas for exciting opportunities, while all the retired English people are moving to Australia for the warmer climate. Plus, the pay is so much better in London.”
“So you have stayed in LA. Surely the work is not that different to restaurants in Australia?”
“Yeah, I guess I have made some friends in LA and so that is where I want to stay for the moment. I’m not ready to go home yet.” Liz said, looking a little uncomfortable, and wanting to change the subject. “So, enough about me. What about you? What do you do?”
“I … uh well, I’m a writer.”
“A writer? Really? What kind of things do you write?”
“At the moment I am working on a play.”
“What’s it about?”
“Well, it’s not finished, but I intend for it to be about a woman who’s like nighty-two years old in a wheelchair, recounting her life through a series of flashbacks.”
“What kind of life did she lead?”
“Um … well, she was a chef, who was attacked by a psychopathic killer who had just been released from jail to find someone had stolen his job.”
“Very funny. Fine, don’t tell me. But let me know when it opens so I can go and see it.”
“Okay, it’s a deal.”
At that moment the stewardess interrupted to pass them their meals.
“Urgh, yuck, how do people eat this food?” Max said, screwing up his nose. “You know what they are eating in first class don’t you? They’re sipping on champagne and eating caviar.”
“Still with a plastic knife though …”
“True, but at least they get a real fork.”
“So I take it you don’t travel economy class very often.” Liz said, seeing the way he was playing with his food, like it was poison.
“I try to avoid it when possible.”
“I’ve never flown Business or First class so I wouldn’t know any different.”
“It’s the only way to fly.”
“So why are you back here?” Liz asked confused.
“I was desperate to get back and First and Business class were full.”
“What was the hurry?”
“Uh … family emergency.” Max replied vaguely.
Not wanting to pry when he obviously didn’t want to talk about it to a complete stranger, she simply replied “I’m sorry. I hope everything works out okay.”
“Me too.” Max said, looking distracted for a moment before turning his attention back to Liz. “You’re not eating either?”
“I don’t eat on planes. I get airsick.”
“Stewardess! Can I change seats?” Max pretended to get up. “Just kidding. Well, if you are not going to eat, at least take the chocolate for later. You’re a woman - you can’t waste free chocolate.”
“I tried that once, put it in my pocket. Do you realise how fast it takes for chocolate to melt in your pocket? By the time we landed I had a nice little puddle forming. It wasn’t pretty.”
“Thanks for the tip. I guess you’ll just have to leave it here then. It’s a shame.”
“I’ll survive.”
The stewardess came and cleared away the food trays as the captain announced the in-flight movie was about to start and they would be dimming the lights for those who wanted to sleep.
“We should probably try and get some sleep. The flight is another ten hours and jet-lag isn’t pretty.” Max suggested.
“That’s probably a good idea. I think my sleeping tablets are starting to kick in.”
“I don’t know how anyone can sleep in these seats though.” He said, trying to get comfortable.
“There’s an art to it.”
“Which is?”
“Manage to get on a half empty plane and find a spot with three empty seats to lay down on.”
“Well no such luck. We have three seats between two.”
“So what’s your solution?”
“Well, as the gentleman I am, you can take the seats and I’ll take the floor.”
“Oh, no, I can’t let you do that.” Liz said embarrassed.
“It’s either that or we share the seats?”
Liz pictured the proximity they would be in by sharing the seats, and quickly dismissed the idea. “Okay, you take the floor, but wake me in a few hours and we’ll swap. Deal?”
“Deal.” Max said, folding up the arm rests to make room for Liz to lie down, and moving down to the floor.”
“Ooo gross.” He said, talking a look around him.
“What?”
“You wouldn’t believe the amount of chewing gum people have stuck under these chairs. Hasn’t anyone ever heard of using a bin?”
“People can be so lazy.” Liz said trying to disguise a yawn.
“Well, goodnight.” Max said, not even remotely tired, and feeling very tempted to bribe a stewardess to find him a first class seat, somewhere, anywhere.
“Goodnight.” Liz said, closing her eyes and trying to block out the sound of the aircraft engines.
Liz woke later to find the cabin stirring again as the stewardesses were bringing breakfast. Max was still on the floor looking up at her.
“Morning.” He said smiling, although looking a little dishevelled.
“Morning. How long did I sleep?”
“About eight hours sleeping beauty.”
“Eight hours? Why didn’t you wake me?”
“You looked so peaceful. Besides, there was no way I was letting you sleep down here. It’s not that sanitary.”
“Well, to repay you for your chivalry, next time you are down at Santa Monica, breakfast is on the house.” Liz said, returning to her seat to make room for Max to get up off the floor.
“I might just take you up on that.” He replied, eyeing the artificial looking muck the stewardess was handing out.
The next few hours were spent discussing random topics, their childhoods, Arnie’s election victory, how the LA Lakers were doing in the playoffs. Max discovered that Liz was an only child, her parents owned a restaurant (hence the career in hospitality) and was the goal shooter in her netball team in high school. Liz learned that Max had one sister who also lived in LA, and when he left school he had wanted to be an astronaut.
“Can I ask you something?” Liz asked.
“Sure.” Max shrugged.
“Why are you still wearing that baseball cap? You have kept it on all night. It’s not as though you need it for sun protection.”
“Well, it’s because … I have hat hair. I had the cap on all day before I got on the plane, and I knew if I took it off I would look a mess.”
“Fair enough. Although, I don’t know anyone who gets off an eleven hour flight and not look a mess.”
“You don’t look too bad.” Max complimented.
“That’s because someone gave up their seat so I could get a good night’s sleep. Thanks again for that.”
“No problem.” Max smiled.
Before they knew it the captain announced that they were about to commence their descent and that the cabin crew should return to their seats.
“I’m sorry, but I can’t talk to you again until after we land. I’m not too good with descents. I have to concentrate on not being sick.”
“Oh come on, landing’s the best bit.” Max said, lifting up the blind to reveal the sprawling city beneath them. “Look at all the other planes circling. There must be twenty other planes all landing within minutes of each other.”
“Once, someone I know flew all the way from Adelaide to Melbourne only to find they didn’t have enough fuel to keep circling the Melbourne airport waiting for the fog to clear, so they flew back to Adelaide. It’s crazy.”
“And can you see the hills over there, with the Hollywood sign?” Max said pointing.
“Yeah, I’ve never seen it from the plane before.” Liz said, fixated.
“It’s how I know I am home. I just have to watch for the sign. And over there, you can see Century City and Beverley Hills.”
Liz was practically leaning over Max to see out the window. When she realised how close they were she blushed and apologised before leaning back in her seat. Just as she did, she felt the tyres of the plane hit the tarmac.
“Have we landed already?” She asked. She hadn’t felt sick at all.
“Yep.” Max said, pretty pleased with himself. “That wasn’t so bad was it?”
“No, it wasn’t.” She smiled. It was the first time she didn’t feel the need to climb across passengers, desperate to get off the plane for some fresh air. Although, after 10 hours in the air, that option was still appealing.
The other people on the plane jumped up to grab their luggage before the seatbelt sign had been turned off. But Max and Liz just sat and waited.
“Does it normally take this long?” Max asked, watching everyone waiting in the aisles for the doors to open.
“Yep. All of us in cattle class have to wait for first class passengers to get off the plane.”
“I’ll have to make sure I don’t take my time in future. It’s amazing there isn’t more ‘air rage’ than there is. You could all outnumber us is first class and stage a rebellion.”
“I’ll have to remember that for next time.” Liz smiled.
The passengers started to move down the aisle so Liz got to her feet to retrieve her overhead luggage.
“You don’t have any luggage?” She asked Max, noticing that there were no other bags left in the compartment.
“No, I’m travelling light this time.”
“I wish I could travel lighter. But I guess I suffer from what every other woman on this earth suffers from.”
“And what’s that?” Max asked curiously.
“Too many shoes.”
They finally made their way off the plane and eventually made their way through customs. As they made their way up to the arrivals lounge they began their goodbyes.
“It was nice meeting you.” Liz said. “And thanks again for giving up your seat.”
“It was nice to meet you too. I’ll be sure to send you the chiropractor’s bill.”
“Well, bring it in person and I’ll give you that free breakfast.” Liz smiled.
“I’ll do that.” Max smiled in return.
Standing just inside the doorway, they looked awkwardly at each other.
“Well, goodbye.” Max said, sticking out his hand for her to shake.
“Goodbye. Good luck with your play.”
“Thanks. I’ll see you ‘round.”
“See ya.” Liz replied.
They stepped through the doors and Liz immediately searched out her best friend in the crowd. Luckily the crowd wasn’t that big, being about four o’clock in the morning.
“Hey girlfriend!” Serena said, wrapping her arms around Liz.
“Hey yourself.”
“Did you have a good trip? You don’t look too green around the gills.”
“The flight was good. Smooth landing.”
“That’s good. I brought your juice just in case.”
“Thanks Serena.” Liz said, taking a sip of the juice. Serena knew that Liz always craved freshly squeezed juice when she got off the plane, as though her body needed to be eased into eating again after so long not eating before and during a plane flight. The sugar fix wasn’t too bad either.
“Let’s go and get your bags, hey isn’t that Max Evans?” She said pointing towards the arrivals gate.
Liz turned to see where Serena was pointing. There was Max, bending down talking to a little boy and signing a piece of paper.
“Max Evans? No, it can’t be.” Liz said. She would have recognised him, wouldn’t she?
“I’m telling you it is.” Serena said as she grabbed the magazine Liz had tucked under my arm. “See?” She said pointing to the two page spread about Max and his latest girlfriend holidaying in Cannes.
Liz grabbed the magazine out of her hands. “It can’t be.” Liz said in disbelief.
“Man, Max Evans was on the same plane as you. How freaky is that?”
“You wanna know what’s more freaky? I sat next to him.” Liz said, and watched as the look on Serena’s face turned to shock.
“You’re kidding me! You sat next to Max Evans? I didn’t think you were flying first class.”
“I didn’t. He was in economy. He said that first class was sold out.”
“Wow. Well, did you get an autograph?”
“Ididn’trecognisehim.” Liz blurted out.
“I’m sorry, what?”
“I didn’t recognise him.” Liz said slower.
“How could you not have recognised him? We’ve seen his movie ‘Against the Tide’ like twelve times!”
“He looks a lot different in person.” Liz reasoned.
“Well, did you at least talk to him?” Serena asked.
“Yeah, we talked quite a lot actually.”
“And it never came up that he is a movie star who makes 10 million dollars per movie?”
“He told me he was a writer.”
“Bastard.” Serena swore.
“No, he was really nice. He gave up his seat so I could sleep.”
“And where did he sleep?”
“On the floor.”
“So let me get this straight. You slept like two foot away from this guy?”
“Yeah.” Liz hesitated.
“That is so cool!” Serena practically screamed.
Liz scanned the room to see if Max was still in hearing range, but he must have left, the lounge now virtually empty.
“Let’s go.” Liz said. “I really need a long hot bath to get rid of that airplane feeling.”
Back at their apartment, she ran a steaming hot bath, grabbed my magazine and slowly lowered herself into the water. Lying back beneath the bubbles, she flipped the magazine open to the story about Max. This was obviously why he had grabbed the magazine from her in such a hurry - he hadn’t wanted her to recognise him.
‘Max Evans was seen in Cannes cavorting with his latest co-star Tess Harding. From our exclusive pictures you can see the onscreen passion from their movie ‘The Special Two’ has spilled into real life…’
The article didn’t seem to have much more to say than that, and simply repeated the last alleged girlfriends and scandals Max Evans had ever been involved with. Liz threw the magazine aside. So Max Evans had a girlfriend. Why was she not surprised? But why was she so disappointed? It wasn’t as though they were ever going to see each other again…