Saturday Night Fever~M/L-AU-NA-ADULT~1/1~
Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:12 pm
Author: RebeccaBehrEvans.
Title: Saturday Night Fever
Category: AU. No aliens. Max and Liz.
Rating: ADULT
Disclaimer: Don't own them, just love them.
Summary: While everyone else in their group get along just fine, Max Evans and Liz Parker simply seem to hate each other. If they talk at all, it's only to insult each other, or make fun of the other… the question is, is there something else behind their supposed animosity? And if there is, what will they do once they acknowledge that fact?
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Author note: Hey guys,
I know, I know… another one parter, and no new part on my longer fics
What can I say?
… I hadn't written anything in a while, and this is what I came up with when inspiration struck again
… I hope you won't mind too much, and that you'll like it nonetheless… and I promise to go back to my other stories, as soon as I'm done with a little oral examination that could very well change my life. 
To Gus *LMAO* Who would have thought I would have to work so hard on this one just because of you?
Posted in… too many parts… due to length
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Crap.
Crap.
Crap.
And… more crap.
How could it be so hard to find anything to watch on TV on a Saturday night?
Harder than she would have thought, obviously, she realized as she kept changing from one channel to another without finding anything to her satisfaction.
God, she was so bored, even going through Michael's DVDs collection and watching Braveheart for the millionth time seemed tempting at the moment, she mused as she threw a quick look at the mural clock and realized the time.
It was definitely too late to put on a new DVD however, even if it was too soon for her to go to bed just yet.
She should have gone with Michael and Maria after all, even if the thought of going to one more of those parties they both liked so much wasn't more thrilling now than it had been a few hours ago when they had both tried to convince her to come.
Still, at this point, anything looked better than watching reruns or those horrible reality shows so many people seem to be so fond of now these days. Heck, even dealing with a drunk Kyle Valenti hitting on her like a crazed man sounded like more fun.
She had chosen not to go however, deciding that a calm night on her own was just what she needed after being finally done with all her mid-terms and all, but now she was starting to rethink the whole thing.
The worst of it all was that normally she shouldn't even be there, this being the first holidays she hadn't gone home since starting college, but her parents had told her only a few weeks before Spring break that they were leaving to join her grandmother for an 'extended and well deserved vacation' and that she was free to go home to Roswell if she wanted to nonetheless, or stay in Albuquerque.
The choice had nearly been taken away from her when it had been announced that her residence hall would be closed during the whole period of school break due to some work of renovation they intended to get done, but when Michael, who fortunately had his own apartment, had offered her to stay with him for a few weeks if she wanted, she had thought it would always be better than going home and being alone.
Her parents had been happy to know that she would be staying with her cousin of course, as they knew that like always Michael would take good care of their daughter, but she couldn't help but point out to them how bad their timing was, if only to make them feel even just a little guilty for abandoning her to go have fun in Europe instead.
In all honesty she had wanted to go with them, and would have gone, too, if she could, unfortunately they wouldn't be back for a whole month while she only had two weeks of break, and while going even for that short amount of time seemed tempting, she hadn't felt like making the trip back all alone.
Staying with Michael wasn't that bad anyway, considering how close they had always been, closer maybe even than most cousins were, and since Maria, her best friend and as it happened Michael's girlfriend as well was staying with them, too, she had really thought they would all have a blast together.
The first few days had actually been quite fun, with both girls trying to drive him crazy, more than the usual even if that were possible, but by the weekend Liz had realized that Michael and Maria probably needed time on their own as well rather than having her constantly with them, and that had been one of the reasons why she had declined their offer to accompany them, no matter how much they had insisted.
She could always have found something to do with Alex then, but he had already had plans with Isabel, and she hadn't wanted to play gooseberry more with them than she had wanted to with Michael and Maria.
They had all grown up together and really got along fine, well minus 'The one whose name should remain unspoken' and her of course, but sometimes she couldn't deny that it was kind of hard to see everyone coupled up around her.
It was all the harder since she had broken up with her own boyfriend herself not so long ago. Not that she had been in love or anything, it had been way too soon for that as far as she was concerned, but at least then she had had someone to keep her company when the others started to get a little too lovey-dovey around her for her liking.
She was kind of used to being alone however, since she was the youngest in their tight group and she had to see everyone leave for college before her, first Michael followed soon after by Isabel and her evil twin, 'Max'imum asshole -not that she had really given a damn about his leaving of course- then Alex and Maria a year later, but she would lie if she said it hadn't been an awfully long year to her before she could leave as well and join them, too.
There had never been any doubt or any second thoughts about the fact that they would all go and attend the same college, wherever that was, and when Michael, the oldest of the group and first one to leave, decided on UNM to not be too far from home, they had all known that that was where they would all be.
Albuquerque wasn't that bad, even if their parents would have certainly wanted them to go to some more prestigious town or university, but they were glad nonetheless to have them close. A little more than three hours and they could be home if they wanted, whether it was for the holidays or just even the weekend.
If there was someone waiting at home of course, she thought despite herself, a small frown momentarily marring her face again while her fingers still pressed restlessly on the remote control little keys.
You would think that with as many channels as Michael could have she would find something really worth watching but after another fruitless attempt, the only movie she could find that held the minimum of interest was Saturday Night Fever, and though she had already watched it several times, she momentarily stopped on that, if only to distract herself for a little while.
The dances scenes were definitely not that bad, and John Travolta didn't hurt on the eyes either, even if she had to admit that his haircut made her want to laugh more than it made her drool over the guy. Still, at this point she would take her fun wherever she could get it.
She was really starting to get into it in fact, when she heard the front door being opened, alerting her of her best friend and cousin's return, way earlier than they were used to. Well, obviously that party hadn't been so much fun, good thing she hadn't gone after all then.
"Hey, guys… you're back early… I thought you'd…" she started, an eye still on the TV and when the door closed and she turned around, she couldn't prevent the small groan that escaped her lips when she saw that instead of Maria and Michael, it was the last person she had expected to see who had entered. "Oh, it's you."
Just what she needed. Not. And here she thought she would be spending a quiet night for once, moreover when she had been convinced he had still been away wherever the hell it was he had gone this time. She should have known better, though. When had that guy ever given her a break in all the years she had really known him, huh? Never. That was when.
Not surprisingly, even if her tone was clearly disgusted, the smile on his face only grew wider and she wondered if Michael would really be pissed if she went and hurt his best friend really badly, like she had so often dreamed she could.
"Parker." he said for all greeting and quite politely in fact, but she could see that she had definitely not been the one he had been looking for by the way he looked around the apartment, obviously in the hope to see if her cousin was around.
"Evans." she replied back, dismissing him almost instantly and turning back to the television, like she had already forgotten he was there.
Of course she was very much aware of his presence in the room. She had always been unfortunately, though she preferred to not dwell too much on why that was. And she also knew that it was no use wishing he would suddenly turn around and go back to whatever he had been doing before it crossed his mind that it would be a good idea to stop at Michael's, a Saturday night, without checking if he would be there first, but one could always hope, right?
"Nice to see you, too." she heard him say in answer and she couldn't help rolling her eyes heavenwards in annoyance.
She didn't know why he even bothered talking to her, after all they both knew how that would end. Just like any other time. In a verbal fight, where they would try to see who would piss off the other one the most, but he had apparently still not learned his lesson.
"Whatever." she grumbled, eyes fixed ahead of her, while she prayed that he would get a clue and understand that he wasn't welcome here and just leave.
"Michael?" he uttered questioningly, ignoring her tone and coming to stand almost directly behind her, which he could tell by the way she almost immediately tensed only served to unnerve her even more than she probably already was to see him there.
"Out… with Maria… at a party…" she couldn't be more curt even if she tried, but like she had already expected it, it didn't stop him from insisting.
"Oh… what are you doing here then? Shouldn't you be with them?… or out with Doug Whatever-His-Name-Is-Not-That-I-Care." not for the first time the way he spoke to her made her grit her teeth, and it was on the tip of her tongue to tell him where he could shove his sarcasm and his questions.
"Not that it's any of your business, but I didn't feel like going out… and I'm not seeing Doug anymore." she answered as patiently as she could instead of telling him what was really on her mind, but she suffered from no illusion that he would leave it at that. She knew him too well for that.
And he of course proved her right not a second later.
"What? Did preppy boy finally open his eyes and saw you for what you really are?" he replied and though she couldn't see his face because he had chosen just that moment to go and stick his head into the fridge in search of whatever the heck it was he could be looking for in there, she clearly heard the smirk in his voice.
"Again, I don't see what it is to you!" once more she chose to answer as calmly as she could, knowing by experience that he was doing it on purpose and only trying to get a rise out of her.
"Oh, did I hit a nerve?" he was moving to her again, cherry coke in hand like he had any right to behave like he was welcome in the place and could take or do whatever he wanted, and this time she clearly saw just how proud of himself he obviously was.
"Hardly!" she replied quite indifferently, but it didn't stop her from openly glaring at him when he came too close.
She wasn't about to let him know the reasons why she wasn't seeing Doug anymore anyway, or even less that it was actually all his fault.
It was definitively not the perfect and loving romance she and Doug had gotten going on, but they had been doing just fine for a few months, until Doug had started questioning the weird 'relationship' she apparently had with Max. If you could call that a relationship of course.
She had been too stunned to answer at first, and then she had thought that he had simply lost his mind when he had insinuated that there had been too much tension between them for it to be nothing.
He had been convinced in fact that there had to be something more behind the cold stares and constant barbs they threw at each other at every turn than what they had both been ready to admit, and therefore had told her that it was not only too weird to be honest, but more than that, that he was sure she was hiding something from him. And since she had more than once heard him say during the short time they had been seeing each other that if there was one thing he couldn't stand it was secrets and lies, that had not been acceptable according to him.
She had tried to make him understand how wrong he was of course, because clearly one would have to be completely insane to think there could be anything between her and Max Evans beside the blatant hatred that had been a constant since they were children, but Doug had just retorted that they should both seriously stop fooling themselves.
At that point Liz hadn't known if she should have him committed right away, or laugh herself silly at the ridiculousness of the statement, but Doug had been adamant that he knew sexual tension and 'passion' when he saw it, and had suggested that they took a step back, while she took the time to really think about her feelings for Max, whatever those were, and that maybe then, if he were wrong, they would try again.
It seemed reasonable enough if you thought about it, only Liz had been so mad at him for insinuating that she could feel anything for Max, that she had blown a gasket and told him that since that was obviously what he was looking for, they were through.
Sexual tension.
Passion.
What the hell did he know about that, huh? Not a thing. He was clearly crazy and blind to have seen anything there.
At least that was what she had kept repeating to herself in the beginning.
She hated Max Evans with every fiber of her being. Had ever since they were kids and he would always pick on her for a reason or another. He would always make fun of her, or call her names even when she wasn't doing anything to provoke him.
She had never understood him and had given up trying a long time ago.
He was the most infuriating, obnoxious and self-centered man she had ever met. And who cared if he was the sexiest and probably most handsome as well. His good looks certainly didn't make up for his horrible personality in her eyes, no matter what others could say or think.
Of course, why would they see past his appearance when he was nothing but charming with them and only reserved his Mr. Hyde personality to her?
She didn't think that she had ever heard anything nice coming out of his mouth when he addressed her, not since she was a little girl and he still seemed to somehow tolerate her at least, so thinking that he could feel anything for her was simply ludicrous.
And it didn't seem to matter that she had noticed in the last few months that he had somewhat calmed down and wasn't as bad with her as he was when they were younger, even if he still clearly had his moments like tonight obviously.
It didn't seem to matter either that after Doug had started putting all those crazy thoughts into her head, she had indeed caught herself staring at him, way too many times for her liking, or that it had made her realize that she was definitely not as immune to him as she would have liked to be. One would have to be completely blind or dead to not find Max Evans gorgeous and she wasn't either of that, but still, as long as she still managed to convince herself that she hated him with a vengeance, she seemed able to reign on that stupid and so not welcome… attraction, or whatever she felt was and that was all that seemed important. That was all that had to matter.
No, the last thing in the world she wanted or needed, was to let herself mull too long over the fact that it was entirely possible she liked him just as much as she could hate him, even if she wasn't at a stage yet were she could admit that, even just to herself, without thinking herself that she was completely crazy and needed to be locked up.
"Now the question is, what are you doing here?" Liz shook her head all of a sudden, refusing to let herself go any further down that road, and returned his question thinking that if anyone was out of place here it was definitely him.
"I thought I would hang out with Mike… but since he's not here…" Max trailed off as he realized that he should probably have called him immediately upon returning from his basketball camp instead of just dropping by, but what was done was done now, right?
It wasn't as if he really minded his absence that much anyway. At least when he wasn't around he could bug the hell out of his dear cousin without fearing that she would call him to her defense.
"… You're leaving… oh, that's so sad, but I promise to at least wait until you do to completely lose it and shed the first tear!" she finished for him with an exaggerated pout that clearly belied how pleased she actually would be to see him leave at last, and Max couldn't help the grin that crept upon his lips in reaction.
Too bad, but he wasn't about to do anything to please her. Where would be the fun in that?
Truthfully, he hadn't made up his mind until that very second, but if he could piss her off some more, why not? He wasn't one to pass on such opportunity.
"Actually, if you don't mind… I think I'll stay for a while." he smirked and said, and he had no sooner finished his sentence that he was already sinking down on Michael's comfy couch. Not too close to her, but definitely enough to feel her stiffen once more.
"Well, actually I do… but like you care, huh?" if looks could kill, he would already be six feet under given the way she looked at him then, but that didn't stop him from getting even more comfortable in his seat and bringing his feet to the coffee table in front of them.
"You're right, I don't…" he took a huge gulp of his soda and concurred impenitently, knowing that there was no reason to lie to her.
They both knew he didn't give a damn about her or what she could think of him. Or so he liked to make her believe.
"God, don't you have anything better to do than ruining my night?" Liz all but cried out, and while she almost winced herself at her own tone, the cocky bastard didn't seem the least fazed to see her slowly losing her temper.
"Hmm… let me think about it…" he feigned to have to ponder it for a few seconds, and then shrugged and smiled at her again ."Nope, I don't… sorry."
Of course he could easily find out where the party was taking place this time and go and join Maria and Michael, but something told him he wouldn't have so much fun there and would probably miss something if he left right now.
"Yeah, you really seem to be…" Liz scoffed, not believing for a second that his 'sorry' could have been sincere, and then she decided to give just as good as she was getting. "Shouldn't you be out yourself… fucking 'What's-her-name-again-not-that-you-ever-cared'?"
Max Evans was well known to be unable to make any type of commitment, at least where girls were concerned, and she knew well what a womanizer he could be, another reason why she hated him so much. Too many times she had heard about his reputation or his supposed conquests, and it made her sick to think that women were practically waiting in line just to see if he was as good as the echo of his sexual prowess made him to be.
"Ouh… do I sense some underlying jealousy in there, Parker?" he questioned teasingly, making Liz groan out loud and wonder why she hadn't seen that one coming. Like he could have answered with anything but his usual boastfulness.
"Yeah, it breaks my heart every time I think of all those blonde tramps hanging all over you… I just don’t know how I keep going on without throwing myself at you as well… I must be out of my mind!" she threw back sarcastically, and Max remembered why he actually liked so much to fight with her.
If he tried this with anyone else, they would be out of replies in no time, but he could always count on Liz to find something to counter him. Or at least she always tried.
"You're such a comedian, Elizabeth." the way he said the words sounded almost admiring, but Liz chose to ignore it, knowing that he had most likely not meant it that way.
The day Max Evans would pay her a compliment and really mean it, pigs would fly, the cows would come home on their own, aliens would invade the Earth, and it would probably be the end of the world, all wrapped in one.
"And you're such an idiot, but I guess that's life." she retorted with a fake sigh, and then acted like what was airing on TV was the most interesting thing in the world.
"Ouch, be careful, Evans… she's sheathing her claws." he responded, faking a shudder himself, and Liz wondered how well he would take it if she went psycho on him and bashed his pretty face against the coffee table. "Should I be scared?"
"You know what? Why don't you spare us both the torture of having to listen to you, and get the hell out of here already?" she suggested tiredly, and out of spite, turned the volume up another notch. Not that he seemed to care, but still, at least it would drown some the sound of his annoying -though admittedly sexy- voice.
"As I see it, it doesn't look like you have anything better to do than hanging out with me." he told her with a smile, like she should be oh, so grateful for that, or that was actually the best thing that could have ever happened to her.
"I was watching TV and doing just fine until you decided to grace me with your presence." she informed him, even if that was a lie considering how bored she had actually been before his arrival.
Yet given the choice, she would rather die of boredom than having to spend a whole night with him, listening to him talking to himself.
"Saturday Night Fever? Come on, Parker, even you can't be that lame!" he cocked an eyebrow at her and snorted, making Liz blush despite herself.
Okay, it was pretty lame indeed, but it wasn't her fault there wasn't anything better on TV tonight. Her only bad luck had been to have him coming and catching her watching it. But like he wouldn't have found something else to make fun of her if it hadn't been for that anyway.
"I happen to like John Travolta… so what?" she answered with as much conviction as she could muster, even if it didn't seem to change anything for him.
"Well, I happen to like J-Lo, but you didn't see me running to go and see 'Gigli', did you?" he mocked quite openly, and Liz barely resisted the urge to hit him this time.
God, could anyone be more annoying than this man?
"If you don't like it, you know where the door is… believe me, no one here is going to ask you to stay!" she pointed out and not for the first time over the years, she wondered how it could be possible for Michael to be friend with someone like him.
They were nothing alike, or at least they weren't anymore from what she had witnessed. She still remembered a time when Max had been the sweetest boy she could have met, and yeah, she could admit, at least to herself, that she had been crazy about that boy back then, but then unexpectedly he had done a complete 180° and she hadn't even gotten a glimpse of that boy ever since that day. Not when he was with her at least.
"Why so cruel, Parker?… don't you even care that you're breaking my poor little heart?" he pouted exaggeratedly and brought a hand to his chest, like he were suddenly in pain, but it didn't move Liz in the least. On the contrary.
"I wasn't aware you had one!" she volleyed back, pleased with herself when he looked almost hurt by her response. Or maybe he was just surprised. After all to feel anything, he would indeed need to actually have a heart to begin with.
"And you wonder why you're alone on a Saturday night?" he shot back, and though his statement lacked the heat she had been expecting after her own sentence, she had obviously hit a nerve. For whatever reason that was.
"I'm alone because I choose to be… and you know what they say anyway… better be alone than in bad company!" she responded right away, and for the first time tonight, she really looked at him square in the eye, hoping, maybe foolishly, that he would take the hint. After all, how much clearer could she be?
"Yeah, and watching Saturday Freaks' Fever… come on, say it with me… pa-the-tic…" he said, enunciating the last word slowly, like she was some retard and wouldn't get it if he talked any faster, and she didn't even have time to think about a reply of her own before he was leaning closer to her. "Give me the remote."
She had barely registered his words in fact that he had already taken it from the armrest near her and was changing channels, and she scolded herself for having let herself be momentarily distracted by that familiar cologne he used and that always made him smell so damned good. And to say that she had been doing so good until that second.
She had even managed to ignore the fact that he looked completely drool worthy in his tight jeans and black Scarlet Fields tee-shirt, but one moment of inattention had just ruined it all.
Title: Saturday Night Fever
Category: AU. No aliens. Max and Liz.
Rating: ADULT
Disclaimer: Don't own them, just love them.
Summary: While everyone else in their group get along just fine, Max Evans and Liz Parker simply seem to hate each other. If they talk at all, it's only to insult each other, or make fun of the other… the question is, is there something else behind their supposed animosity? And if there is, what will they do once they acknowledge that fact?
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Thanks Angie for the banner… it rocks… and you don't know how much it motivated me


Author note: Hey guys,
I know, I know… another one parter, and no new part on my longer fics




To Gus *LMAO* Who would have thought I would have to work so hard on this one just because of you?

Posted in… too many parts… due to length

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Crap.
Crap.
Crap.
And… more crap.
How could it be so hard to find anything to watch on TV on a Saturday night?
Harder than she would have thought, obviously, she realized as she kept changing from one channel to another without finding anything to her satisfaction.
God, she was so bored, even going through Michael's DVDs collection and watching Braveheart for the millionth time seemed tempting at the moment, she mused as she threw a quick look at the mural clock and realized the time.
It was definitely too late to put on a new DVD however, even if it was too soon for her to go to bed just yet.
She should have gone with Michael and Maria after all, even if the thought of going to one more of those parties they both liked so much wasn't more thrilling now than it had been a few hours ago when they had both tried to convince her to come.
Still, at this point, anything looked better than watching reruns or those horrible reality shows so many people seem to be so fond of now these days. Heck, even dealing with a drunk Kyle Valenti hitting on her like a crazed man sounded like more fun.
She had chosen not to go however, deciding that a calm night on her own was just what she needed after being finally done with all her mid-terms and all, but now she was starting to rethink the whole thing.
The worst of it all was that normally she shouldn't even be there, this being the first holidays she hadn't gone home since starting college, but her parents had told her only a few weeks before Spring break that they were leaving to join her grandmother for an 'extended and well deserved vacation' and that she was free to go home to Roswell if she wanted to nonetheless, or stay in Albuquerque.
The choice had nearly been taken away from her when it had been announced that her residence hall would be closed during the whole period of school break due to some work of renovation they intended to get done, but when Michael, who fortunately had his own apartment, had offered her to stay with him for a few weeks if she wanted, she had thought it would always be better than going home and being alone.
Her parents had been happy to know that she would be staying with her cousin of course, as they knew that like always Michael would take good care of their daughter, but she couldn't help but point out to them how bad their timing was, if only to make them feel even just a little guilty for abandoning her to go have fun in Europe instead.
In all honesty she had wanted to go with them, and would have gone, too, if she could, unfortunately they wouldn't be back for a whole month while she only had two weeks of break, and while going even for that short amount of time seemed tempting, she hadn't felt like making the trip back all alone.
Staying with Michael wasn't that bad anyway, considering how close they had always been, closer maybe even than most cousins were, and since Maria, her best friend and as it happened Michael's girlfriend as well was staying with them, too, she had really thought they would all have a blast together.
The first few days had actually been quite fun, with both girls trying to drive him crazy, more than the usual even if that were possible, but by the weekend Liz had realized that Michael and Maria probably needed time on their own as well rather than having her constantly with them, and that had been one of the reasons why she had declined their offer to accompany them, no matter how much they had insisted.
She could always have found something to do with Alex then, but he had already had plans with Isabel, and she hadn't wanted to play gooseberry more with them than she had wanted to with Michael and Maria.
They had all grown up together and really got along fine, well minus 'The one whose name should remain unspoken' and her of course, but sometimes she couldn't deny that it was kind of hard to see everyone coupled up around her.
It was all the harder since she had broken up with her own boyfriend herself not so long ago. Not that she had been in love or anything, it had been way too soon for that as far as she was concerned, but at least then she had had someone to keep her company when the others started to get a little too lovey-dovey around her for her liking.
She was kind of used to being alone however, since she was the youngest in their tight group and she had to see everyone leave for college before her, first Michael followed soon after by Isabel and her evil twin, 'Max'imum asshole -not that she had really given a damn about his leaving of course- then Alex and Maria a year later, but she would lie if she said it hadn't been an awfully long year to her before she could leave as well and join them, too.
There had never been any doubt or any second thoughts about the fact that they would all go and attend the same college, wherever that was, and when Michael, the oldest of the group and first one to leave, decided on UNM to not be too far from home, they had all known that that was where they would all be.
Albuquerque wasn't that bad, even if their parents would have certainly wanted them to go to some more prestigious town or university, but they were glad nonetheless to have them close. A little more than three hours and they could be home if they wanted, whether it was for the holidays or just even the weekend.
If there was someone waiting at home of course, she thought despite herself, a small frown momentarily marring her face again while her fingers still pressed restlessly on the remote control little keys.
You would think that with as many channels as Michael could have she would find something really worth watching but after another fruitless attempt, the only movie she could find that held the minimum of interest was Saturday Night Fever, and though she had already watched it several times, she momentarily stopped on that, if only to distract herself for a little while.
The dances scenes were definitely not that bad, and John Travolta didn't hurt on the eyes either, even if she had to admit that his haircut made her want to laugh more than it made her drool over the guy. Still, at this point she would take her fun wherever she could get it.
She was really starting to get into it in fact, when she heard the front door being opened, alerting her of her best friend and cousin's return, way earlier than they were used to. Well, obviously that party hadn't been so much fun, good thing she hadn't gone after all then.
"Hey, guys… you're back early… I thought you'd…" she started, an eye still on the TV and when the door closed and she turned around, she couldn't prevent the small groan that escaped her lips when she saw that instead of Maria and Michael, it was the last person she had expected to see who had entered. "Oh, it's you."
Just what she needed. Not. And here she thought she would be spending a quiet night for once, moreover when she had been convinced he had still been away wherever the hell it was he had gone this time. She should have known better, though. When had that guy ever given her a break in all the years she had really known him, huh? Never. That was when.
Not surprisingly, even if her tone was clearly disgusted, the smile on his face only grew wider and she wondered if Michael would really be pissed if she went and hurt his best friend really badly, like she had so often dreamed she could.
"Parker." he said for all greeting and quite politely in fact, but she could see that she had definitely not been the one he had been looking for by the way he looked around the apartment, obviously in the hope to see if her cousin was around.
"Evans." she replied back, dismissing him almost instantly and turning back to the television, like she had already forgotten he was there.
Of course she was very much aware of his presence in the room. She had always been unfortunately, though she preferred to not dwell too much on why that was. And she also knew that it was no use wishing he would suddenly turn around and go back to whatever he had been doing before it crossed his mind that it would be a good idea to stop at Michael's, a Saturday night, without checking if he would be there first, but one could always hope, right?
"Nice to see you, too." she heard him say in answer and she couldn't help rolling her eyes heavenwards in annoyance.
She didn't know why he even bothered talking to her, after all they both knew how that would end. Just like any other time. In a verbal fight, where they would try to see who would piss off the other one the most, but he had apparently still not learned his lesson.
"Whatever." she grumbled, eyes fixed ahead of her, while she prayed that he would get a clue and understand that he wasn't welcome here and just leave.
"Michael?" he uttered questioningly, ignoring her tone and coming to stand almost directly behind her, which he could tell by the way she almost immediately tensed only served to unnerve her even more than she probably already was to see him there.
"Out… with Maria… at a party…" she couldn't be more curt even if she tried, but like she had already expected it, it didn't stop him from insisting.
"Oh… what are you doing here then? Shouldn't you be with them?… or out with Doug Whatever-His-Name-Is-Not-That-I-Care." not for the first time the way he spoke to her made her grit her teeth, and it was on the tip of her tongue to tell him where he could shove his sarcasm and his questions.
"Not that it's any of your business, but I didn't feel like going out… and I'm not seeing Doug anymore." she answered as patiently as she could instead of telling him what was really on her mind, but she suffered from no illusion that he would leave it at that. She knew him too well for that.
And he of course proved her right not a second later.
"What? Did preppy boy finally open his eyes and saw you for what you really are?" he replied and though she couldn't see his face because he had chosen just that moment to go and stick his head into the fridge in search of whatever the heck it was he could be looking for in there, she clearly heard the smirk in his voice.
"Again, I don't see what it is to you!" once more she chose to answer as calmly as she could, knowing by experience that he was doing it on purpose and only trying to get a rise out of her.
"Oh, did I hit a nerve?" he was moving to her again, cherry coke in hand like he had any right to behave like he was welcome in the place and could take or do whatever he wanted, and this time she clearly saw just how proud of himself he obviously was.
"Hardly!" she replied quite indifferently, but it didn't stop her from openly glaring at him when he came too close.
She wasn't about to let him know the reasons why she wasn't seeing Doug anymore anyway, or even less that it was actually all his fault.
It was definitively not the perfect and loving romance she and Doug had gotten going on, but they had been doing just fine for a few months, until Doug had started questioning the weird 'relationship' she apparently had with Max. If you could call that a relationship of course.
She had been too stunned to answer at first, and then she had thought that he had simply lost his mind when he had insinuated that there had been too much tension between them for it to be nothing.
He had been convinced in fact that there had to be something more behind the cold stares and constant barbs they threw at each other at every turn than what they had both been ready to admit, and therefore had told her that it was not only too weird to be honest, but more than that, that he was sure she was hiding something from him. And since she had more than once heard him say during the short time they had been seeing each other that if there was one thing he couldn't stand it was secrets and lies, that had not been acceptable according to him.
She had tried to make him understand how wrong he was of course, because clearly one would have to be completely insane to think there could be anything between her and Max Evans beside the blatant hatred that had been a constant since they were children, but Doug had just retorted that they should both seriously stop fooling themselves.
At that point Liz hadn't known if she should have him committed right away, or laugh herself silly at the ridiculousness of the statement, but Doug had been adamant that he knew sexual tension and 'passion' when he saw it, and had suggested that they took a step back, while she took the time to really think about her feelings for Max, whatever those were, and that maybe then, if he were wrong, they would try again.
It seemed reasonable enough if you thought about it, only Liz had been so mad at him for insinuating that she could feel anything for Max, that she had blown a gasket and told him that since that was obviously what he was looking for, they were through.
Sexual tension.
Passion.
What the hell did he know about that, huh? Not a thing. He was clearly crazy and blind to have seen anything there.
At least that was what she had kept repeating to herself in the beginning.
She hated Max Evans with every fiber of her being. Had ever since they were kids and he would always pick on her for a reason or another. He would always make fun of her, or call her names even when she wasn't doing anything to provoke him.
She had never understood him and had given up trying a long time ago.
He was the most infuriating, obnoxious and self-centered man she had ever met. And who cared if he was the sexiest and probably most handsome as well. His good looks certainly didn't make up for his horrible personality in her eyes, no matter what others could say or think.
Of course, why would they see past his appearance when he was nothing but charming with them and only reserved his Mr. Hyde personality to her?
She didn't think that she had ever heard anything nice coming out of his mouth when he addressed her, not since she was a little girl and he still seemed to somehow tolerate her at least, so thinking that he could feel anything for her was simply ludicrous.
And it didn't seem to matter that she had noticed in the last few months that he had somewhat calmed down and wasn't as bad with her as he was when they were younger, even if he still clearly had his moments like tonight obviously.
It didn't seem to matter either that after Doug had started putting all those crazy thoughts into her head, she had indeed caught herself staring at him, way too many times for her liking, or that it had made her realize that she was definitely not as immune to him as she would have liked to be. One would have to be completely blind or dead to not find Max Evans gorgeous and she wasn't either of that, but still, as long as she still managed to convince herself that she hated him with a vengeance, she seemed able to reign on that stupid and so not welcome… attraction, or whatever she felt was and that was all that seemed important. That was all that had to matter.
No, the last thing in the world she wanted or needed, was to let herself mull too long over the fact that it was entirely possible she liked him just as much as she could hate him, even if she wasn't at a stage yet were she could admit that, even just to herself, without thinking herself that she was completely crazy and needed to be locked up.
"Now the question is, what are you doing here?" Liz shook her head all of a sudden, refusing to let herself go any further down that road, and returned his question thinking that if anyone was out of place here it was definitely him.
"I thought I would hang out with Mike… but since he's not here…" Max trailed off as he realized that he should probably have called him immediately upon returning from his basketball camp instead of just dropping by, but what was done was done now, right?
It wasn't as if he really minded his absence that much anyway. At least when he wasn't around he could bug the hell out of his dear cousin without fearing that she would call him to her defense.
"… You're leaving… oh, that's so sad, but I promise to at least wait until you do to completely lose it and shed the first tear!" she finished for him with an exaggerated pout that clearly belied how pleased she actually would be to see him leave at last, and Max couldn't help the grin that crept upon his lips in reaction.
Too bad, but he wasn't about to do anything to please her. Where would be the fun in that?
Truthfully, he hadn't made up his mind until that very second, but if he could piss her off some more, why not? He wasn't one to pass on such opportunity.
"Actually, if you don't mind… I think I'll stay for a while." he smirked and said, and he had no sooner finished his sentence that he was already sinking down on Michael's comfy couch. Not too close to her, but definitely enough to feel her stiffen once more.
"Well, actually I do… but like you care, huh?" if looks could kill, he would already be six feet under given the way she looked at him then, but that didn't stop him from getting even more comfortable in his seat and bringing his feet to the coffee table in front of them.
"You're right, I don't…" he took a huge gulp of his soda and concurred impenitently, knowing that there was no reason to lie to her.
They both knew he didn't give a damn about her or what she could think of him. Or so he liked to make her believe.
"God, don't you have anything better to do than ruining my night?" Liz all but cried out, and while she almost winced herself at her own tone, the cocky bastard didn't seem the least fazed to see her slowly losing her temper.
"Hmm… let me think about it…" he feigned to have to ponder it for a few seconds, and then shrugged and smiled at her again ."Nope, I don't… sorry."
Of course he could easily find out where the party was taking place this time and go and join Maria and Michael, but something told him he wouldn't have so much fun there and would probably miss something if he left right now.
"Yeah, you really seem to be…" Liz scoffed, not believing for a second that his 'sorry' could have been sincere, and then she decided to give just as good as she was getting. "Shouldn't you be out yourself… fucking 'What's-her-name-again-not-that-you-ever-cared'?"
Max Evans was well known to be unable to make any type of commitment, at least where girls were concerned, and she knew well what a womanizer he could be, another reason why she hated him so much. Too many times she had heard about his reputation or his supposed conquests, and it made her sick to think that women were practically waiting in line just to see if he was as good as the echo of his sexual prowess made him to be.
"Ouh… do I sense some underlying jealousy in there, Parker?" he questioned teasingly, making Liz groan out loud and wonder why she hadn't seen that one coming. Like he could have answered with anything but his usual boastfulness.
"Yeah, it breaks my heart every time I think of all those blonde tramps hanging all over you… I just don’t know how I keep going on without throwing myself at you as well… I must be out of my mind!" she threw back sarcastically, and Max remembered why he actually liked so much to fight with her.
If he tried this with anyone else, they would be out of replies in no time, but he could always count on Liz to find something to counter him. Or at least she always tried.
"You're such a comedian, Elizabeth." the way he said the words sounded almost admiring, but Liz chose to ignore it, knowing that he had most likely not meant it that way.
The day Max Evans would pay her a compliment and really mean it, pigs would fly, the cows would come home on their own, aliens would invade the Earth, and it would probably be the end of the world, all wrapped in one.
"And you're such an idiot, but I guess that's life." she retorted with a fake sigh, and then acted like what was airing on TV was the most interesting thing in the world.
"Ouch, be careful, Evans… she's sheathing her claws." he responded, faking a shudder himself, and Liz wondered how well he would take it if she went psycho on him and bashed his pretty face against the coffee table. "Should I be scared?"
"You know what? Why don't you spare us both the torture of having to listen to you, and get the hell out of here already?" she suggested tiredly, and out of spite, turned the volume up another notch. Not that he seemed to care, but still, at least it would drown some the sound of his annoying -though admittedly sexy- voice.
"As I see it, it doesn't look like you have anything better to do than hanging out with me." he told her with a smile, like she should be oh, so grateful for that, or that was actually the best thing that could have ever happened to her.
"I was watching TV and doing just fine until you decided to grace me with your presence." she informed him, even if that was a lie considering how bored she had actually been before his arrival.
Yet given the choice, she would rather die of boredom than having to spend a whole night with him, listening to him talking to himself.
"Saturday Night Fever? Come on, Parker, even you can't be that lame!" he cocked an eyebrow at her and snorted, making Liz blush despite herself.
Okay, it was pretty lame indeed, but it wasn't her fault there wasn't anything better on TV tonight. Her only bad luck had been to have him coming and catching her watching it. But like he wouldn't have found something else to make fun of her if it hadn't been for that anyway.
"I happen to like John Travolta… so what?" she answered with as much conviction as she could muster, even if it didn't seem to change anything for him.
"Well, I happen to like J-Lo, but you didn't see me running to go and see 'Gigli', did you?" he mocked quite openly, and Liz barely resisted the urge to hit him this time.
God, could anyone be more annoying than this man?
"If you don't like it, you know where the door is… believe me, no one here is going to ask you to stay!" she pointed out and not for the first time over the years, she wondered how it could be possible for Michael to be friend with someone like him.
They were nothing alike, or at least they weren't anymore from what she had witnessed. She still remembered a time when Max had been the sweetest boy she could have met, and yeah, she could admit, at least to herself, that she had been crazy about that boy back then, but then unexpectedly he had done a complete 180° and she hadn't even gotten a glimpse of that boy ever since that day. Not when he was with her at least.
"Why so cruel, Parker?… don't you even care that you're breaking my poor little heart?" he pouted exaggeratedly and brought a hand to his chest, like he were suddenly in pain, but it didn't move Liz in the least. On the contrary.
"I wasn't aware you had one!" she volleyed back, pleased with herself when he looked almost hurt by her response. Or maybe he was just surprised. After all to feel anything, he would indeed need to actually have a heart to begin with.
"And you wonder why you're alone on a Saturday night?" he shot back, and though his statement lacked the heat she had been expecting after her own sentence, she had obviously hit a nerve. For whatever reason that was.
"I'm alone because I choose to be… and you know what they say anyway… better be alone than in bad company!" she responded right away, and for the first time tonight, she really looked at him square in the eye, hoping, maybe foolishly, that he would take the hint. After all, how much clearer could she be?
"Yeah, and watching Saturday Freaks' Fever… come on, say it with me… pa-the-tic…" he said, enunciating the last word slowly, like she was some retard and wouldn't get it if he talked any faster, and she didn't even have time to think about a reply of her own before he was leaning closer to her. "Give me the remote."
She had barely registered his words in fact that he had already taken it from the armrest near her and was changing channels, and she scolded herself for having let herself be momentarily distracted by that familiar cologne he used and that always made him smell so damned good. And to say that she had been doing so good until that second.
She had even managed to ignore the fact that he looked completely drool worthy in his tight jeans and black Scarlet Fields tee-shirt, but one moment of inattention had just ruined it all.