LMAO! Seriously, this one had me in stitches!dreamer19 wrote:Tess: I really wish it didn't have to be this way.
Kyle: What do you mean?
Tess: But I've found me a real human man, one who pushes all the right buttons and makes me randy...yeah baby.
Kyle: Who?
Tess: Rodney Killjoy
Kyle: What's he got that I don't got?
Tess: Three inches more...
Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say
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That should be printed and framed!dreamer19 wrote:Tess: I really wish it didn't have to be this way.
Kyle: What do you mean?
Tess: But I've found me a real human man, one who pushes all the right buttons and makes me randy...yeah baby.
Kyle: Who?
Tess: Rodney Killjoy
Kyle: What's he got that I don't got?
Tess: Three inches more...
Rodney, you owe a lot of chocolate to someone!
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"Hey Liz what you reading there?" asked Maria as she sat down on the stool next to her friend.
"Just some fanmail." Liz waved the letter around "It's from some guy named Killjoy."
"What did he write?" Maria leaned in closer to Liz trying to see the letter better.
"He want's to know...'hey why is okay for Max to walk around on the show all the time with his shirt off but not Tess or Isabel?"
Maria slowly shook her head "Why does our show always get the weirdos?"
"Beats me." nodded Liz as she threw the letter in the garbage.
"Just some fanmail." Liz waved the letter around "It's from some guy named Killjoy."
"What did he write?" Maria leaned in closer to Liz trying to see the letter better.
"He want's to know...'hey why is okay for Max to walk around on the show all the time with his shirt off but not Tess or Isabel?"
Maria slowly shook her head "Why does our show always get the weirdos?"
"Beats me." nodded Liz as she threw the letter in the garbage.
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Oh, this has me dying!killjoy wrote:"Hey Liz what you reading there?" asked Maria as she sat down on the stool next to her friend.
"Just some fanmail." Liz waved the letter around "It's from some guy named Killjoy."
"What did he write?" Maria leaned in closer to Liz trying to see the letter better.
"He want's to know...'hey why is okay for Max to walk around on the show all the time with his shirt off but not Tess or Isabel?"
Maria slowly shook her head "Why does our show always get the weirdos?"
"Beats me." nodded Liz as she threw the letter in the garbage.
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LOL haha god that was funny!killjoy wrote:"Hey Liz what you reading there?" asked Maria as she sat down on the stool next to her friend.
"Just some fanmail." Liz waved the letter around "It's from some guy named Killjoy."
"What did he write?" Maria leaned in closer to Liz trying to see the letter better.
"He want's to know...'hey why is okay for Max to walk around on the show all the time with his shirt off but not Tess or Isabel?"
Maria slowly shook her head "Why does our show always get the weirdos?"
"Beats me." nodded Liz as she threw the letter in the garbage.
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Well this is supposed to be an equal country..so Tess or ISabel with no shirt on would only be fair right
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Liz in jeep: This is all I'll have of you.
Max: I could cut my fingernails & give you the clippings.
Max: I could cut my fingernails & give you the clippings.
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Haha that was good.paper wrote:Liz in jeep: This is all I'll have of you.
Max: I could cut my fingernails & give you the clippings.
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Max: My life is in your hands.
Liz: (Rolls eyes) Yeah, whatever.
Liz: (Rolls eyes) Yeah, whatever.
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Max points his index finger up.
Liz: You're not an al...alien, are you?
Max: What the fuck are you on crack or something? I was just pointing to the huge ass spider lowering itself down to your head from the ceiling. Seriously, an alien? You need major therapy girl.
Liz: Oh...ewh.
Liz: You're not an al...alien, are you?
Max: What the fuck are you on crack or something? I was just pointing to the huge ass spider lowering itself down to your head from the ceiling. Seriously, an alien? You need major therapy girl.
Liz: Oh...ewh.
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