Khivar Was So Going To Kill Him (CC, KT Teen 6/24 complete)
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:44 am
Author's Note-I was asleep one night and dreamed this 
Upon waking I wrote most of it down and added a little here and there but most of this is how I dreamed it.I don't know if I like it but it was one strange dream so I had to put it here.The story line from the show has been a little twisted to fit here.
Disclaimer-I own nothing of Roswell,the WB,UPN or anything else doing with the show.So please no suing.
Rating-Teen
Couples-CC with mostly K/T
Summary-Kyle and Tess have big news and the group gets a surprise visit.
Title-Khivar Was So Going To Kill Him
Chapter 1/1
Kyle was doing his best to hold in his laughter as he watched Tess make round after round pacing the room. She had been doing that for the last hour as they waited for everyone to start showing up at the Valenti house.
"Kyle are you sure everyone going to be happy about this?" Tess asked in mid pace but not stopping her current round.
"Yes, Tess," Kyle sighed.
God how he loved this woman but lord could she be tiring.
"But...." Tess started to say as she passed by Kyle only to be grabbed by him and pulled close to him.
"Tess listen to me please," laughed Kyle "When we go in there and tell everyone that we're having a baby they're going to be so happy that they'll probably start jumping around and hugging and kissing on us!"
Kyle paused for a minute to shake his head "Well let me say that I hope that it's you the guys hug and kiss. Because the last thing I want is to have Guerin arms and lips on me."
Tess started giggling as Kyle shuddered after that statement. Laying her head against Kyle's chest, listening to his heart, Tess couldn't help but to smile at Kyle antics. He was always trying to make her laugh and feel happy. No one had ever done that for her and that's why she loved him with all her heart.
Their closeness was interrupted when Kyle dad stuck his head into the door.
"Hey you guys everyone is here," said Jim.
Once again Tess and Kyle had to fight to keep from laughing. Ever since they had told Jim the news that he was going to be a grandfather the man had been practically on cloud nine. Even now just standing there in the door way the older man had a huge smile on his face and he was almost jumping up and down with excitement.
"Now you guys are sure that after you tell everyone here I can go over to Amy's house and tell her?"
Now that did set Tess and Kyle off with laughter.
"Yes dad, when we get done with everyone here you can go see Amy and tell her," smiled Kyle.
"Well damn alright than lets go!" Jim said excitedly as he forced Tess and Kyle out of Tess bedroom and toward the living room where everyone was waiting.
Upon entering the living room Kyle saw that the whole 'I know a Checkoslovakian' group were all present and accounted for. Max was sitting on the love seat with Liz in his lap. Alex was sitting in the recliner with Isabel sitting between his legs. And than there was Maria and Michael. One on one end of the sofa and the other all the way down on the other end.
Must be fighting again,thought Kyle.
"Ok Kyle we're all here so what's the supposed big news you have?" asked Maira making air quotes with her hands when she said the words big news.
"Well guys me and Kyle called you all here because we have something to tell you," said Tess.
"Since you guys are our best friends we wanted you guys to be the first to know that we're going to have a............" but that was all Kyle got out before he was interrupted by the front door being slammed open.
As everyone in the room jumped to their feet in expectation for a fight they all became surprised when they saw who it was that walked in.
"Nasedo?" Max blurted out in surprise when he recognized the shape changing alien.
"Oh hey everybody look it's Gumby, everyone favorite shape changing alien," muttered Kyle rolling his eyes.
"Valenti still able to walk upright I see," Nasedo sneered at Kyle.
"Yep that's me 'The Amazing Evolutionary Boy," said Kyle "So how you been Nosferatu?"
"The name is Nasedo, boy." Nasedo growled at Kyle.
"Nasedo what are you doing here?" Max asked quickly trying to change the subject.
Where there had been a sneer on Nasedo's face when he was talking to Kyle it was wiped completely off when the alien turned to look at Max.
"Your highness I came as soon as I received the signal," said Nasedo practically groveling at Max.
"The signal?" Max asked very confused now.
"Yes, the signal the Granolith sent me when it had discovered that you had begotten a heir."
"When he would be getting some hair? You came all the way here just because of Max's new hair style" Michael asked in confusion.
"Not be getting some hair you stupid Spaceboy," Maria rolled her eyes "What he said was that Max had begotten a heir, H-E-I-R. You know as in having a baby to be next in line for the throne."
Turning to look at Liz, Maria couldn't help but to smile "Something you want to tell us Chica?"
After Maria question to her Liz spit out the coke she had just taken a drink from.
"Don't look at me you guys! I'm not the one pregnant!"
"No of course not!" said Nasedo "I wasn't talking about his Highness's mistress."
"HEY!" both Max and Liz shouted.
"Sorry concubine than," said Nasedo as he walked over to stand next to Tess "No I was talking about the Highnesses Queen here.The last time she went into the Granolith it sensed her condition and like I said it sent me a signal."
"TESS ARE YOU PREGNANT?!" Isabel shouted out with a gleeful voice
.
"Maxwell?" Michael smirked "Is there something YOU want to tell us?"
"Yeah Max?" added Alex.
"No, no way, not me!" Max shook his head.
"I mean I've never been attracted to Tess......well ok there was that one time......." Max quickly shut his mouth when he saw the glare Liz was shooting his way after hearing that little bit "All I'm saying is I've never slept with Tess, so it's not mine!"
"Look you guys," sighed Tess "Yes I am pregnant and no Max is not the father."
"Well if he isn't the father than who is?" Nasedo asked turning to look at Michael.
Oh please let it be him oh please. I might still be able to make the deal work if she was impregnated by the General, thought Nesado still looking at Michael.
"UH-UH," Michael shook his head when he finally noticed that Naedo was staring at him "I mean I already have one hormonally warped female in my life. Why would I want another?"
That comment got Michael a smack upside the head from Maria.
"Well than who is it that got you pregnant?!" Nasedo asked Tess.
"Well that would be me," said Kyle raising his hand.
"Alright Kyle! Score one for us humans!" yelled Alex before he got his own slap upside the head this one coming from Isabel.
"No no no this can't be happening!" muttered Nasedo "What about the royal four? What about your destiny?"
"FUCK DESTINY!" Tess said forcefully causing Nasedo to take a step back.
"I'm in love with Buddha Boy here and he's is all the destiny I need," said Tess putting her arms around Kyle waist.
"Same goes for us," said Max sitting back down in the love seat pulling Liz back down on his lap.
"And us" said Isabel as she wrapped her arms around Alex, who was nodding his head, and kissed him on the cheek.
Maria nor Michael said anything but the two slid closer together on the sofa before looking up at Nasedo.
"Well my friend I think you have your answer," said Jim as he came over to take Nasedo by the arm, not caring that the powerful alien could easily kill him.
No one and that is NO ONE messed with Jim Valenti's family and everyone in this room he considered part of his family.
"Now let me show you the way out and don't be a stranger," said Jim as he pushed Nasedo out the door but as he went to close it Jim stopped for a second and stuck his head back out the door "On second thought do be a stranger and keep your alien ass away from these kids or I will personaly kill you."
After watching the sheriff slam the door in his face Nasedo only had one thought running through his mind.
Khivar was so going to kill him when he found out about this.
The End
(So what did you think?
)
Upon waking I wrote most of it down and added a little here and there but most of this is how I dreamed it.I don't know if I like it but it was one strange dream so I had to put it here.The story line from the show has been a little twisted to fit here.Disclaimer-I own nothing of Roswell,the WB,UPN or anything else doing with the show.So please no suing.
Rating-Teen
Couples-CC with mostly K/T
Summary-Kyle and Tess have big news and the group gets a surprise visit.
Title-Khivar Was So Going To Kill Him
Chapter 1/1
Kyle was doing his best to hold in his laughter as he watched Tess make round after round pacing the room. She had been doing that for the last hour as they waited for everyone to start showing up at the Valenti house.
"Kyle are you sure everyone going to be happy about this?" Tess asked in mid pace but not stopping her current round.
"Yes, Tess," Kyle sighed.
God how he loved this woman but lord could she be tiring.
"But...." Tess started to say as she passed by Kyle only to be grabbed by him and pulled close to him.
"Tess listen to me please," laughed Kyle "When we go in there and tell everyone that we're having a baby they're going to be so happy that they'll probably start jumping around and hugging and kissing on us!"
Kyle paused for a minute to shake his head "Well let me say that I hope that it's you the guys hug and kiss. Because the last thing I want is to have Guerin arms and lips on me."
Tess started giggling as Kyle shuddered after that statement. Laying her head against Kyle's chest, listening to his heart, Tess couldn't help but to smile at Kyle antics. He was always trying to make her laugh and feel happy. No one had ever done that for her and that's why she loved him with all her heart.
Their closeness was interrupted when Kyle dad stuck his head into the door.
"Hey you guys everyone is here," said Jim.
Once again Tess and Kyle had to fight to keep from laughing. Ever since they had told Jim the news that he was going to be a grandfather the man had been practically on cloud nine. Even now just standing there in the door way the older man had a huge smile on his face and he was almost jumping up and down with excitement.
"Now you guys are sure that after you tell everyone here I can go over to Amy's house and tell her?"
Now that did set Tess and Kyle off with laughter.
"Yes dad, when we get done with everyone here you can go see Amy and tell her," smiled Kyle.
"Well damn alright than lets go!" Jim said excitedly as he forced Tess and Kyle out of Tess bedroom and toward the living room where everyone was waiting.
Upon entering the living room Kyle saw that the whole 'I know a Checkoslovakian' group were all present and accounted for. Max was sitting on the love seat with Liz in his lap. Alex was sitting in the recliner with Isabel sitting between his legs. And than there was Maria and Michael. One on one end of the sofa and the other all the way down on the other end.
Must be fighting again,thought Kyle.
"Ok Kyle we're all here so what's the supposed big news you have?" asked Maira making air quotes with her hands when she said the words big news.
"Well guys me and Kyle called you all here because we have something to tell you," said Tess.
"Since you guys are our best friends we wanted you guys to be the first to know that we're going to have a............" but that was all Kyle got out before he was interrupted by the front door being slammed open.
As everyone in the room jumped to their feet in expectation for a fight they all became surprised when they saw who it was that walked in.
"Nasedo?" Max blurted out in surprise when he recognized the shape changing alien.
"Oh hey everybody look it's Gumby, everyone favorite shape changing alien," muttered Kyle rolling his eyes.
"Valenti still able to walk upright I see," Nasedo sneered at Kyle.
"Yep that's me 'The Amazing Evolutionary Boy," said Kyle "So how you been Nosferatu?"
"The name is Nasedo, boy." Nasedo growled at Kyle.
"Nasedo what are you doing here?" Max asked quickly trying to change the subject.
Where there had been a sneer on Nasedo's face when he was talking to Kyle it was wiped completely off when the alien turned to look at Max.
"Your highness I came as soon as I received the signal," said Nasedo practically groveling at Max.
"The signal?" Max asked very confused now.
"Yes, the signal the Granolith sent me when it had discovered that you had begotten a heir."
"When he would be getting some hair? You came all the way here just because of Max's new hair style" Michael asked in confusion.
"Not be getting some hair you stupid Spaceboy," Maria rolled her eyes "What he said was that Max had begotten a heir, H-E-I-R. You know as in having a baby to be next in line for the throne."
Turning to look at Liz, Maria couldn't help but to smile "Something you want to tell us Chica?"
After Maria question to her Liz spit out the coke she had just taken a drink from.
"Don't look at me you guys! I'm not the one pregnant!"
"No of course not!" said Nasedo "I wasn't talking about his Highness's mistress."
"HEY!" both Max and Liz shouted.
"Sorry concubine than," said Nasedo as he walked over to stand next to Tess "No I was talking about the Highnesses Queen here.The last time she went into the Granolith it sensed her condition and like I said it sent me a signal."
"TESS ARE YOU PREGNANT?!" Isabel shouted out with a gleeful voice
.
"Maxwell?" Michael smirked "Is there something YOU want to tell us?"
"Yeah Max?" added Alex.
"No, no way, not me!" Max shook his head.
"I mean I've never been attracted to Tess......well ok there was that one time......." Max quickly shut his mouth when he saw the glare Liz was shooting his way after hearing that little bit "All I'm saying is I've never slept with Tess, so it's not mine!"
"Look you guys," sighed Tess "Yes I am pregnant and no Max is not the father."
"Well if he isn't the father than who is?" Nasedo asked turning to look at Michael.
Oh please let it be him oh please. I might still be able to make the deal work if she was impregnated by the General, thought Nesado still looking at Michael.
"UH-UH," Michael shook his head when he finally noticed that Naedo was staring at him "I mean I already have one hormonally warped female in my life. Why would I want another?"
That comment got Michael a smack upside the head from Maria.
"Well than who is it that got you pregnant?!" Nasedo asked Tess.
"Well that would be me," said Kyle raising his hand.
"Alright Kyle! Score one for us humans!" yelled Alex before he got his own slap upside the head this one coming from Isabel.
"No no no this can't be happening!" muttered Nasedo "What about the royal four? What about your destiny?"
"FUCK DESTINY!" Tess said forcefully causing Nasedo to take a step back.
"I'm in love with Buddha Boy here and he's is all the destiny I need," said Tess putting her arms around Kyle waist.
"Same goes for us," said Max sitting back down in the love seat pulling Liz back down on his lap.
"And us" said Isabel as she wrapped her arms around Alex, who was nodding his head, and kissed him on the cheek.
Maria nor Michael said anything but the two slid closer together on the sofa before looking up at Nasedo.
"Well my friend I think you have your answer," said Jim as he came over to take Nasedo by the arm, not caring that the powerful alien could easily kill him.
No one and that is NO ONE messed with Jim Valenti's family and everyone in this room he considered part of his family.
"Now let me show you the way out and don't be a stranger," said Jim as he pushed Nasedo out the door but as he went to close it Jim stopped for a second and stuck his head back out the door "On second thought do be a stranger and keep your alien ass away from these kids or I will personaly kill you."
After watching the sheriff slam the door in his face Nasedo only had one thought running through his mind.
Khivar was so going to kill him when he found out about this.
The End
(So what did you think?
)