Roswell Fanatics

Just came from a weekend at my mom's. Spent time with the niece and nephew and spread my love to them and only them.

Pretty lazy, really.

Just chilled at home, watched tv, ate food and played some Zelda on the N64, oldschool...

Later on tonight I'm going to tutor a grade six girl in maths and english and... sex ed. They've just started "Health" and I've been the one copping all the questions, like:

"Do men get periods?"
"Is the uterus where the wee comes from?"
"What's a wet dream?"
"What's an ejaculation?"
"You know that tubey thing that's connected to the baby? Yeah, the umbilical cord... once the baby comes out, does that go back up inside the woman? It doesn't? Gross!"

I'm quite immature, so it's been a real struggle for me to say the word vagina without laughing. Or penis. Or ejaculation. Or any word for that matter. But I've stayed strong and kept a straight face, so props to me I guess.

Should be interesting to see what she comes up with this time... her questions just amaze me.

LOL Me and my friend accidentally went to a bikini barista. We get to the order window and we see this girl walking around in a pink bikini and we were like "Oh God." Well we're already there and worried we'll look like freaks if we just drive on out after we already stopped. So we order our coffee and the whole time my friend just keeps going "I feel like such a pervert," and I'm thinking 'Oh god this chick probably thinks we're lesbians and ogling her goodies.' We finally get the coffee and I'm sure we're both completely red in the face, I know she was, and feeling like hypocrites with how many times we've talked crap about them, drive out, and the first thing either of us can say is "God how can she do that it's freaking cold outside!"

At least it's not as bad as my sister in law, she went with her kids once on accident and the girl wasn't wearing bottoms to try to get better tips.

Rowedog wrote:Just chilled at home, watched tv, ate food and played some Zelda on the N64, oldschool...

I seriously miss my old N64. Those were the days, man. Those were the frickin' days.

I'm quite immature, so it's been a real struggle for me to say the word vagina without laughing. Or penis. Or ejaculation. Or any word for that matter. But I've stayed strong and kept a straight face, so props to me I guess.

My baby's all grown up and...*sniff*...savin' China!

I'm seriously impressed, dude. I'll say that never happened to me, but then, my first health teachers were nuns and priests, and it's just way less funny when they taught it. Seriously. Want to be altered for life? Have a nun explain reproduction with all the proper names. "Now, young ladies, I want to talk with you about the vagina today..."

Now that I think of it, Sister Mary Thomas only ever called us young ladies in health class. I realize she was attempting to give us some measure of respect or hope that we'd act with some sense of decorum, but it's a bit jarring in retrospect.

My day was okay. Finished an application for college, wrote an essay, watched some Olympics, saw a movie or two, did some cleaning, finished a book (The Reformed Vampire Support Group, which turned out a little better than I thought it would) and did some back computer work (organizing, cleaning up some old files, backed up files, etc). Nothing too exciting, really.

valentinebaby wrote:So we order our coffee and the whole time my friend just keeps going "I feel like such a pervert," and I'm thinking 'Oh god this chick probably thinks we're lesbians and ogling her goodies.'

Nice.

At least it's not as bad as my sister in law, she went with her kids once on accident and the girl wasn't wearing bottoms to try to get better tips.

Oh my god! That's just...ew.

And so completely against health code it's not even funny.

valentinebaby wrote:LOL Me and my friend accidentally went to a bikini barista. We get to the order window and we see this girl walking around in a pink bikini and we were like "Oh God." Well we're already there and worried we'll look like freaks if we just drive on out after we already stopped. So we order our coffee and the whole time my friend just keeps going "I feel like such a pervert," and I'm thinking 'Oh god this chick probably thinks we're lesbians and ogling her goodies.' We finally get the coffee and I'm sure we're both completely red in the face, I know she was, and feeling like hypocrites with how many times we've talked crap about them, drive out, and the first thing either of us can say is "God how can she do that it's freaking cold outside!"

At least it's not as bad as my sister in law, she went with her kids once on accident and the girl wasn't wearing bottoms to try to get better tips.

They would never ever......never ever.....not in a million years let anything like a bikini barista open where I live Hell here Hooters restaurant is still considered risqué and some people think is classless and sinful to go there!

Honestly, I think I'd be okay with it if it's on the beach somewhere in a warm climate where everyone's in a swim suit anyways. However, that's far from the case in western Washington. As far as I'm aware since this whole thing started I want to say a year and a half ago, one has been shut for health reasons, and one has been closed down due to prostitution. That's in Everett alone, I don't even want to think about Seattle! I mean I don't want to sound like a prude, or embarrassed about nudity because I'm honestly not, it's just aren't strip clubs enough? At least that way it's age controlled.

My baby's all grown up and...*sniff*...savin' China!

I'm seriously impressed, dude.

Thank you, it's been an education for me as well.

Oh god... more tutoring today.

Guess what I got asked this time? While her father was two and a half metres away in the same room?

"What's masturbation?"

Ever tried to explain masturbation to an 11 year old girl without making it sound gross or something to be ashamed of? Because I have... and it's not easy. I think I achieved it though, even though I took on the lovely colour of a tomato.

I swear, one day, she's going to kill me.

I can't even remember how the rest of my day went, she's knocked it completely out of my head.

I got back from Vegas at midnight. My boyfriend decided to surprise me with a spontaneous (well, for me anyway, because he planned it and I had no idea) short weekend trip.

Lost a little bit of money, but it was a fun weekend.

RiceKrispy wrote:I got back from Vegas at midnight. My boyfriend decided to surprise me with a spontaneous (well, for me anyway, because he planned it and I had no idea) short weekend trip.

Lost a little bit of money, but it was a fun weekend.

I just love the slogan - Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

So, you sure that's the only thing that happened out there? It ain't called "Sin City" for nothing

No quick trip to the Chapel O' Love?