OMG...I haven't laughed so much in a long time killjoy I absolutely loved all the stuff you posted.
I must keep checking this thread from now on,today was my first time here.
I'm going to send some of the stuff you posted to a few of my friends,they'll love it
The Single Woman's Language Guide... How To Translate Menspeak
When He Says - He Really Means
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Do you have the time?- to go to bed
Hello- Let's cut the talk and go have sex.
How are you?- in bed, I mean.
I'd like a discreet relationship.- I want sex, but I'm married.
I'll be out of town for a few days.- I'll be spending time with with the wife.
I'm a novelist.- I have 10 unpublished books.
I'm coming off a long relationship. - My wife is divorcing me.
I'm consulting. - I'm looking for a job.
I'm divorced. - I just slipped off my wedding ring.
I'm in television.- I fix them.
I'm involved in banking. - I'm a bank guard.
I'm self-employed.- I just got fired.
I'm sorry I flirted with your sister.- I'm sorry I got caught.
I'm thinking of relocating.- I can't find a job locally in this town.
I can't leave my wife just yet..soon.- Be patient forever.
I enjoy reading.- Playboy and Penthouse.
I have the Midas touch.- I install mufflers.
I like a woman who is intelligent.- As long as she acts like I'm smarter.
I love opera. - I want sex, but I've seen an opera once.
I play the market.- Safeway
I work high up in an executive office.- I'm a window washer.
I work with computers.- I'm a cashier at a gas station.
Looking for a satisfying relationship.- I want sex.
My business is really hot right now!- I hand out towels in a steam room.
My job keeps me running.- I'm a messenger.
My wife and I are separated. - She's at home I'm here at the bar.
My wife and I are separated. - She's at home I'm here at the bar.
I enjoy reading.- Playboy and Penthouse.
Looking for a satisfying relationship.- I want sex.