Roswell Fanatics

~~~~~VICTOR~~~~~
"If I hurt him badly enough he can't get married can he" I state matter of factly. "Were you kicked in the head by a horse when you were little or something?" I ask rolling my eyes. Idiot woman!

Gertrude

"No you over confident fool...I wasn't.Don't go all high and mighty on me...your previous plan didn't work out so great.And if you beat him up they can just get married later...DUH!!!"

~~~~~VICTOR~~~~
"Well Id beat him up again wouldnt I!"
I sigh. "Well what have you got then Miss "Im so Clever!"

Gertrude

"Well aprt form trying to seduce either one and getting the ohter one to witness it there is nothing we can do." I say dejectedly

~~~~~VICTOR~~~~~
"Well I think if I went near Isabel right now Alex would kill me....so why not try seducing Alex...worth a shot"
Actually it isnt....I just want to watch as she makes a fool out of herself!
"Go on...if he meant that much to you you would!"

Gertrude

"Okay I will Einstein." I say confidently
I march off to find Alex

~~~~~VICTOR~~~~~
I watch her retreating figure and have to bite my lip to stop myself laughing.

~~~~~ALEX~~~~~
I sigh. "Kyle are you even listening to me? Are Max and Liz here ye...."
I spot Gertrude.
"You wanna repeat what you said a minute ago about being paranoid" I say looking at her.

Kyle

I turn to look at what Alex is pointing at "Oh you've got to be kidding me!!!" I say laughing "She must have an elephant's hide.Victor and she belong together...maybe you should suggest that to her Alex."


Gertude

"Alexxxx...Hi swetie pie!Can I talk to you for a minute?" I ask pleasantly as I reach his side

~~~~~ALEX~~~~~
I laugh. "Hmm..." I say pretending to consider it. "No" I state. "Kyle here has an idea...why dont you get together with Viccy and leave me the hell alone" I say turning away.

Gertrude

"Oh no you don't get away that easily." I say catching hold of his arm and pulling him to me

"You have to see the light of day." I declare before crushing my lips to his