BRRAAAAA!
It was one of the most poorly executed fire alarm evacuations in the history of the University of Colorado. To begin with, it was late at night and less than half the normal advisers were there. Both of those happened to be in the adviser's room on floor two – now distracted by scrambling in to their own clothes much like Doug and Lexie two floors above them. Then there was the fact that the music from the dance was drowning out the alarm horn in the dining hall while the strobe lights blended right in with the light show the DJ had as accompaniment to the music. It was only after the music stopped that anyone in the dining hall even realized the alarm was sounding. It was – after all – a Saturday night in an undergraduate dorm and between the grass and the alcohol a number of students were moving sort of slowly. But mostly it was just because they had false alarms all the time and because of that even those who were aware of everything going on just moved to the exits and hovered inside – reluctant to face the 20 degree temperatures and flurries of cold snow outside.
The five minutes seemed like an eternity to Max – he'd been on every floor at least once – looked at everyone moving toward the exits – looked in every open door he could. As he heard the sirens in the distance he gravitated toward the dining hall again – the last place he'd seen her – but she wasn't there.
At the end of the hall he saw the gaggle of students move as the firetrucks drew near – knowing that they could wait no longer to exit the building without incurring the wrath of both the fire department and the security personnel. That's when he saw the door open.
Drevins had waited until he heard the crowd move away from the door to the room – peeked out and saw them disappearing out the exit to the parking lot. Only when the last was going out and looking away from the room – only then did Drevins squeeze out the door to conceal any view of the girl lying unconscious and immobile on the bed from any passer-by. His caution proved unnecessary – there were only a few people visible ahead of him and they were all looking outside. In seconds he would be only another face in the crowd.
Max took off in a run down the long hall trying to catch Drevins – but long before he got to the end he'd thought better of it. Liz wasn't with him – but that had not been Drevins room – maybe she could be in there.
As he opened the door he saw Liz lying on the bed. Other guys might have been distracted by her wearing nothing but panties from the waist down. Hell, under other circumstances Max would have been distracted too. Even if he didn't believe it could ever be real, he did dream about such things. He was an alien-human hybrid - not a eunuck. But not tonight he didn't let his mind be cluttered by dreams – tonight the fear was too real – the sense of failing her was burning too deeply in his soul. Tonight he just wanted to make sure she was alright. Except, she wasn't alright. She gave one sort of agonal breath and then stopped breathing altogether.
Max's mind went back instantly to the summer before last – when Liz had been sitting at his side as the Paleontology people gave them the CPR lecture. He reached out and felt the pulse at her carotid – she had a pulse – but she still wasn't breathing.
He positioned her head as they'd been instructed to open the airway, then put his lips against hers and breathed in forcefully – pleased to see her chest rise – then fall as he let her lungs empty themselves whle he took his next breath. The rescue breathing seemed to be working and with luck the fire engines with their trained personnel would be here shortly. He could do this.
One hazard of rescue breathing is that the epiglottis is open and a portion of the air goes down the esophagus and fills the stomach with air. It can't be helped – even with the best of technique. As the minutes passed her stomach became distended with air. Liz was too far gone to actively vomit – but as Max let the air come out of Liz while he took his own next breath the air came back out – pushing a flood of vodka before it. Max was ready as he'd been instructed – he opened her mouth to look for and clear any food or other obstructions – but there was only liquid. He had been told that a little vomitus was no reason to let anyone die and that was certainly the case when the person was Liz. He went right back to the mouth-to-mouth breathing.
The tequila had been 100 proof going down but the law of mass action had done its thing. What had come up was only about 60 proof. That was enough.
Many people believe that life is rare and found only on Earth. They are wrong on both counts. Oh, you could argue that life was rare in a cosmic sense – because the cosmos is large and life is confined – for the most part- to the near vicinity of planets. But in the Milky Way Galaxy alone are well over 300 billion stars and most of these have planets – and within these solar systems it is not at all unusual for at least one of these planets to have life.
Intelligent life, however, is a very different thing. Uncountable billions of species follow the immutable missions of any life-form – to survive and to reproduce – without the necessity of any intelligence. Life forms similar to terrestrial bacteria live in the deep darkness of the Marianas Trench and survive and reproduce based upon the energy in the sulfates liberated by volcanic vents as they have for millions of years without the need for intelligence. Sea urchins discharge millions of eggs into the ocean to be fertilized and – the few survivors – carry on the species without need of intelligence. And this pattern is followed on most of those billions of life containing worlds in the galaxy.
What form life takes – and the attributes that form possesses is driven by the immutable process of evolution. Traits such as intelligence evolves where there is need – and the improvement and refinement of those traits. Most of life is not even self aware – let alone intelligent – and that's because the evolutionary niche where the trait of intelligence will contribute to survival and reproduction is a small one and the development of the trait a difficult thing indeed. Far easier is it for life to survive and reproduce by other means. Only in a narrow window does intelligence make sense at all when a lifeform that is too weak to fight, too slow to run, too conspicuous to hide - too vulnerable in some way to their environment to survive without that strange feature known as intelligence. Only then can a lifeform find evolutionary advantage in becoming intelligent – when with intelligence they can die and without it they would perish - and those situations are rare indeed.
In the Milky Way Galaxy there were known to exist less than two hundred such species of lifeforms – of which 132 were Class I intelligent civilizations, 29 were class II Intelligent civilizations, 4 were candidate civilizations and two were candidate species – not yet really civilized at all. One of these candidate species were the inhabitants of the third planet of a type G2 star in one of the spiral arms roughly 26,000 light years from the galactic center.
These 168 species had – with only one exception -followed a common pathway. Each had occupied that rare evolutionary niche – and each had used their intelligence – over many tens of thousands of years - to rise to the top of the lifeforms on their planet. Gradually – over many additional tens of thousands of years - they would evolve even more advanced aspects of intelligence such as telepathy (and outgrowth of empathy) and telekinesis. Eventually with these advanced skills and their advanced intelligence – and the curiosity that was inherent in intelligent beings – they would move off the worlds of their birth – explore – find other intelligences and share knowledge and experience and perhaps even wisdom in a common fellowship of intelligent civilizations. It took millions of years for this to happen – but in a cosmic sense that was hardly that long. Heck, for 180 million years, dinosaurs had ruled the Earth. You couldn't expect intelligence to evolve quickly because – after the intelligence had achieved ascendancy over other lifeforms on its planet, where was the evolutionary pressure to continue to evolve? The exception had been that one species on SolIII.
The 161 Class I and Class II species had many differences but they shared the curiosity that is a common part of intelligent life. As a result of that curiosity the organization they had developed – it would have translated something close to 'Fellowship of self-aware civilizations,' in English, had long had – and we use the word LONG advisedly, it had been nearly two million years – an active exploration for new civilizations that they might bring in to this fellowship. Originally composed of a mere thirty species, an additional 131 species had been added since the formation of the Fellowship. But space is vast – even if you only look at the 100,000 or so light years within the halo of the Milky Way, and with 300 billion stars in the immediate celestial neighborhood, you couldn't send a scoutship by to look just real often.
The initial scoutship that had identified SolIII as having a provisional candidate lifeform had been a mere eighty-thousand years back. The provisional candidate criteria was use of tools and there was some question as to whether or not the bipedal lifeforms even met that criteria. The fire itself was actually started by a lightning strike and the primitive hominids used it primarily to ward off predators – but in the opinion of the scoutship crew setting grassfires to stampede mammoths off cliffs was evidence of intelligence and ultimately the Fellowship accepted the provisional status of the newly discovered species and routinely scheduled them for a followup visit a hundred thousand years later to see if they showed any evidence of evolving a somewhat higher level of intelligence./
In point of fact, the next visit came much sooner than scheduled – it was one of those serendipitous things where a scoutship returning from further out on the spiral arm which contained Sol needed to do some servicing better done in an oxygen atmosphere under one – g. They popped out of the wormhole and landed on SolII and noticed a Bronze Age was going on.
The exceptional speed with which this species was developing triggered enormous interest this time – and it was decided to sample it much sooner – only 2600 years later. That visit – in 1588 – triggered great interest in the Fellowship. This species – they called themselves humans – had not slowed its evolution of intelligence after becoming the preeminent species on their planet. Finding a miniscule niche within a niche, they were actually continuing to evolve by competing among themselves most brutally and pushing their technology level higher and higher– as the defeat of the Spanish Armada indicated. A discussion was held in the Fellowship about what – if anything – should be done about this. The concern was that – if this level of technological advancement persisted – these barbarians might within only a few dozen millenia have the technology to go off world – their savagery untamed by the development of their higher powers such as connecting to one another to communicate through telepathy.
The debate was lively but finally a plan evolved. Scoutships collected genetic material from a number of these 'humans' and four human embryos were created – their DNA modified artificially to provide them with limited telepathy and very limited telekinesis -things that they might one day evolve in any event but that they could certainly use now.
These embryos – along with two totally artificial lifeforms to care for them and educate them – adaptable lifeforms with their own limited powers including the ability to change their shapes and appearances – were sent via scoutship through a wormhole to jump-start the evolution of these higher faculties in this race of humans. It was decided to check on the descendants of this group in only three hundred fifty years.
Unfortunately – this first group of embryos that landed in Salem Massachusetts disappeared completely along with their tutors (the local magistrate called them
'familiars') in 1692, a fact that wasn't known until the next scoutship visited SolII in 1942.
Although the Fellowship never did establish what exactly had happened to this first attempt at genetic engineering of these desirable qualities into humans, the 1942 scoutship brought back rather alarming news. They had detected fast and slow neutron fluxes compatible with a greater than critical mass fission pile. The implication was undeniable. These humans were within only a few hundred years of having access to nuclear energy.
Debate in the Fellowship was lively for almost three years before consensus was reached. A sizable plurality of voting members believed that these savages must not be allowed to achieve the capability for interstellar flight without the civilizing influence of telepathy and – at their current rate of development – that would happen in only a few tens of thousands of years – practically no time at all in a cosmic sense. A small minority actually suggested that technological means be employed to reduce the technological base of these 'humans' to a one planet pastoral existence – a method that had in fact been discovered only on SolIII – something called a 'war.'
Fortunately cooler heads (just an expression – over two-thirds of the voting species had nothing vaguely resembling a head) prevailed, and it was decided to institute a crash program (an unfortunate terminology as later events would prove) to get four more embryos ready for enhancement. That's where the first mistake was made.
In great part it was the rush of the program – and in all fairness the identical mistake was made on the embryos who wound up drowning as adults on the
ducking stoolsat Salem, but had the geneticist in 1945 actually had the normal amount of time to create the hybrid embryos she would have almost certainly caught the error – but the program was rushed and the geneticist was only human... well, that's not quite correct, in fact she was actually a fluorosilicon based life form whose own genetic material was composed of
silanes, but the point is she was as fallible as any human when given too little time to do the job.
But to be totally fair, it was only one mistake of several. The biggest mistake was sending the hybrids and their tutors squirting through the wormhole not in a scoutship – but rather in a drone with only an intrastellar ion drive. That decision was a corporate one – no one wanted to take the chance of giving these barbarians access to a working interstellar drive. It had seemed reasonable enough no doubt – no one in the Fellowship actually expected the humans to develop atomic energy in only a few short years and even the most fanciful never expected them to make anything as uncivilized as an atomic bomb.
So none of these civilized people would have possibly predicted that when the second test was done at Bikini Atoll – the so-called
Crossroads Baker explosion it would produce an
electromagnetic pulse that would fry the intrastellar ion drive of that vessel – that would leave it marooned in space for over a year while the two tutors gradually went mad or that the vessel itself would be destroyed a year later as it was fought to a deadstick landing on Earth when it finally did reach the atmosphere – a deadstick landing in a place called Roswell New Mexico.
Yes, the geneticist's mistake had only been one of many – and not even the most serious for this operation that showed that Murphy's Law applied on a galactic scale. Even so, the mistake had been a minor one – at least up until today. It was only one nucleotide changed in the DNA where the new DNA had been spliced in - but that DNA coded for a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regulator_gene]regulator gene – the regulator gene that controlled the manufacture of a group of enzymes called alcohol dehydrogenase.
Liz's alcohol dehydrogenase worked poorly because it had been affected by the GHBA. Max's alcohol dehydrogenase was nearly absent because the regulator gene didn't work.
As the alcohol in her mouth gradually sloshed in to his and started to be absorbed it looked like it was going to be a VERY interesting night.
Crusher, Texas
Even the locals said that if Crusher Texas wasn't the end of the Earth you could sure as Hell see it from there. The place was little more than an incorporated filling station off I-10 with a couple houses and three trailers. The population was only nine people – but as the tropical low crossed in the the US frm Mexico and headed northeast at nine miles per hour, none of the inhabitants were in town. It was a Saturday night and they were all off in Van Horn, Texas, population 2028, enjoying the big city. No one noticed the tropical low going through.