Roswell Fanatics

Woke up with a killer migraine and have to leave in a few hours to baby sit my 4 yr old nephew and 2 yr old niece. Yeah ... it's gonna be a fun day!

Rowedog wrote:Great... until a roo decided to kick my car.

I kindly stopped and didn't hit the fucker in my driveway and it decided to repay that kindness by charging at me and kicking my car door.

Fucking kangaroos, always in our paddocks scaring our horses and almost damaging my property. He's damn lucky he didn't scratch the paint, the shitty dick.

Oh hell.

I don't mean to mock your pain. But the way you worded this, and the fact that I live in New Jersey and have never seen a kangaroo outside of a zoo - makes this the funniest frigging thing I've read in a long time.

But I am really curious - what' the protocol for a kangaroo attack? Do you punch and kick to scare it away? Or just stay still, like if a wild dog is sniffing you?

trulov wrote:

Rowedog wrote:Great... until a roo decided to kick my car.

I kindly stopped and didn't hit the fucker in my driveway and it decided to repay that kindness by charging at me and kicking my car door.

Fucking kangaroos, always in our paddocks scaring our horses and almost damaging my property. He's damn lucky he didn't scratch the paint, the shitty dick.

Oh hell.

I don't mean to mock your pain. But the way you worded this, and the fact that I live in New Jersey and have never seen a kangaroo outside of a zoo - makes this the funniest frigging thing I've read in a long time.

But I am really curious - what' the protocol for a kangaroo attack? Do you punch and kick to scare it away? Or just stay still, like if a wild dog is sniffing you?

*Shrugs* They don't really attack unless you get close to them and even then they usually run away anyway. They're usually just big fraidy cats. But I'd suggest standing still if you accidentally come across one, they'll probably hop off somewhere else. There's not a huge spate of kangaroo maulings here, so there's not much need for a protocol on what to do if it's attacking you.

Went to my brother's college gradation yesterday. He graduated Magna Cum Laude. And the only thing I could concentrate on was my sinus infection and trying not to blow my noise every five minutes. And going to eat Mexican food after didn't help the situation either. Today is not fairing well either.

Ugh.

I just managed to get toothpaste in my eye. I shit you not, somehow the brush flung up and landed in my eye. But that's what I get for over enthusiastic brushing, I suppose.

I have never laughed so hard at my own pain in my life.

Fuck you colgate, you minty bastard. That really hurt.

Rowedog wrote:Ugh.

I just managed to get toothpaste in my eye. I shit you not, somehow the brush flung up and landed in my eye. But that's what I get for over enthusiastic brushing, I suppose.

I have never laughed so hard at my own pain in my life.

Fuck you colgate, you minty bastard. That really hurt.

First kangaroos. now errant toothbrushes. Watch your back Ali. I think someone's got your number.

~Chad~

Rowedog wrote:Ugh.

I just managed to get toothpaste in my eye. I shit you not, somehow the brush flung up and landed in my eye. But that's what I get for over enthusiastic brushing, I suppose.

I have never laughed so hard at my own pain in my life.

Fuck you colgate, you minty bastard. That really hurt.

I don't believe there are words to express the depth of my love for you.

Rowedog wrote:Ugh.

I just managed to get toothpaste in my eye. I shit you not, somehow the brush flung up and landed in my eye. But that's what I get for over enthusiastic brushing, I suppose.

I have never laughed so hard at my own pain in my life.

Fuck you colgate, you minty bastard. That really hurt.

Well look on the bright side hon.....at least your eye will have that crisp mint feeling going for it!!

I'm always managing to do that ... either toothpaste or mouthwash. Now that shit ... really stings when it gets inside your eyes.

Well it was strange

My famiy threw this HUGE freaking Good Bye Lost Party! I swear everyone in my family was hooked on that show ......Yet I never watched one second of it....and yes I do know that Emilie is on it

So I went to my families huge party,ate some pizza,played with my nephews but when the show started I hit the road and went home

I'll just wait a few years and buy the whole series on one box set and than watch Emilie....uhh I mean the show in one sitting