Chap 9c
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:16 pm
Chapter 9c
“Come kids, wash up quickly, then sit down.” Mrs. Kent is carrying platters of food to the table. “Clark, show Liz where the bathroom is, please.”
When we are finally seated at the table, Mr. Kent appears from outside, immediately going to the sink to wash his hands.
“Hi, sorry I’m late. I had to place extra poles on the north boundary. I could have really used your strength for this one, Clark. It was really difficult for a mere mortal like–” Mr. Kent turned around and stopped at the sight of me. “Oh. Hello.”
“Jonathan, this is Liz Parker, Nancy’s daughter. She’s just moved to Smallville and since she was alone tonight, I invited her for dinner.” Mrs. Kent rushed to explain.
Standing, I approached him. “Good evening Mr. Kent. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
Hesitantly, he shakes my hand, gives Mrs. Kent a look that I can’t interpret, before responding. “Hello Liz.”
“Well, sit everyone, let’s eat.”
Passing the plate of roast chicken, Mr. Kent looks at me again. “Liz, you look familiar. Have we met before?”
Peeking at Clarks sitting across from me, I wink. “Not really. You may have seen me at the airport. I stole Clark’s luggage cart from right under his nose.”
“What?! That’s not how it happened. If I recall, I offered it to you when you started sulking.”
“Sulking! Please, if anything, you fell for the whole damsel in distress thing. The ultimate in female weaponry… It works waaay better than the supposed Clark Kent charm.” We were grinning at each other.
“I’ll have you know that no girl can resist my charm.” He challenged.
“Oh really, well it might interest you to know that although the girls fall for your lines, women need something a bit more substantial than bumbling one-liners and dimpled, vacant smiles. That’s not charm – it’s retarded… Besides, girls play with dolls and have fake tea parties, they’ll fall for anything.”
“Hey, that’s harsh! I’m really hurt.” He placed a hand over his heart and pouted.
“Oh yes, and my heart bleeds lumpy yellow custard for you too.”
“I see how it is… Just use and abuse us poor guys…”
“Children, please.” Mr. Kent’s voice interrupted our verbal banter. “Clark, that’s enough. Let’s eat dinner in peace, please. Any minute now, your mother will join in the discussion and then we men will be doomed.”
“Jonathan!”
Laughing appreciatively at Mr. Kent, I settle down to eat dinner.
A few minutes later, Mrs. Kent starts asking questions. “So Liz, what are you planning on doing after school?”
“Well, I want to study Molecular Biology, hopefully at Harvard. But, if my grade point average doesn’t go up significantly, then I will look at Metropolis University’s MB program. It’s not bad, and they have quite a few renowned scientists on their faculty.”
“That’s quite impressive. You seem to have given it a lot of thought.”
“Yeah, it’s been a dream of mine since I was a young girl. My grandmother, though, always hoped that I would follow in her footsteps and study archaeology.”
“That’s a very different field of study. Why did she think there was a chance of you studying archaeology?”
“Well, according to my grandmother, I used to love going on digs with her during the holidays. She used to say that I was in my element when faced with the cultures of old, mucking around in the dirt looking at pottery or centuries old paintings.” I miss my grandmother...
“You can’t help but get excited about it. Just think, you’re standing where someone else stood thousands of years ago, trying to understand their culture, their beliefs, trying to decipher the meaning behind their drawings… It’s all a part of our history, and it’s important to preserve it, you know? There would be no learning if these so-called primitive people hadn’t left us this artistic heritage. How else would we know about the ancient cultures?”
“Wow, that’s amazing.” Clark looked stunned.
“Sorry, I tend to run off at the mouth…”
“No Liz, you seem very passionate about the subject.” Mrs. Kent smiled. “Did you learn anything on the digs?”
“Oh lots, but there is so much we don’t know about and that we are incapable of interpreting. Of course, there is the alternative theory – that the cave paintings and sculptures, like those on the Easter Island and even the pyramids were not created by man at all.”
Clark gave me a sceptical look. “So, who did? The aliens?”
“Clark!” Mr. Kent admonished.
“Actually Clark, that is the theory – that the ancients had extra-terrestrial assistance. Modern man does not like to believe that the primitive hominids developed a language that we, in modern day times, are incapable of deciphering.”
“And what is your belief?” Clark asked quietly.
“Personally, I would like to think that human beings were capable of creating and producing that kind of art. But, that doesn’t mean that I’m ruling out the possibility of alien assistance either. That sounds indecisive, doesn’t it? Like I’m sitting on the fence?” I pull a face. “Put it this way, I’m open to the possibility that there is life beyond out planet, and that in coming to our planet, they were able to pass on some of their knowledge to us, which might have taken us centuries to figure out.” I look at each occupant sitting at the table showing varying degrees of shock on their faces. “Am I freaking you guys out?”
“Actually no. It’s just that a lot of people don’t believe in the existence of aliens.”
Shrugging at Clark, I answer. “I suppose the open mind comes from having grown up in Roswell, New Mexico. Home of the Aliens… And the annual Crash Festival.”
“It doesn’t freak you out?”
“No Clark, it doesn’t. Why should it? It’s just like differing cultures on Earth, except on a larger scale.”
“Okay guys, enough debate. How about dessert? I made chocolate cheesecake.”
“Wow, Mrs. Kent. My best dessert in the world, can I come and live with you?”
“Yeah, why not. We’ll put you in the stable.”
“Clark, your mother is right. You have no manners. Besides, I would be the guest, so you would be kicked out of your bed.”
“Huh, I don’t think so…”
“Clark, clear the table.”
“What?” He appealed to his dad. “It’s all her fault, she’s the one that started it.”
“I don’t care.”
I couldn’t help the snicker… “Come on cry-baby, let me help you.” Immediately, I stand up and start stacking dishes to take to the kitchen.
“Liz, you don’t have to do that. You’re a guest.”
“It’s no problem, Mrs. Kent. Besides, you cooked the delicious meal… In fact, why don’t you and Mr. Kent relax. Clark and I will serve dessert and make some coffee, okay?” Passing Clark, I not so gently elbow him. “Hey lazy-bones, get up and help. You can start the dishes.”
“How come I get the dirty work?”
Stopping, I turn to him. “Would you like some cheese with that whine?”
Hearing a knock, I turn again and see a bald-headed guy standing at the door. Placing the dishes on the counter, I reach out to open it, when Clark pushes me aside and opens it himself.
“Hi Lex, what are you doing here?”
“You are such an ass.” Shoving him out of the way, I turn to the man standing in the doorway.
“Hi, I’m Liz Parker. I hope you aren’t friends with this rude, obnoxious doofus.”
“Hey!” He protests.
“Why don’t you go do the dishes like you were told.”
Clearly amused, Lex introduces himself. “Hello Liz, I’m Lex Luthor. Unfortunately, I am indeed a friend of Clark’s.”
“You have my sympathies.”
“Hey.” I hear the protest again.
“Are you still here?”
“Hello Lex, why don’t you come in. These two are in fine form tonight, and if you are waiting for an invitation from either of them, then you’re doomed to stand outside for the rest of the night.”
“Hey!” We both object at the same time.
Mr. Kent turns to us. “We’ll be having one more guest for dessert.” Gesturing Lex ahead of him into the dining room, I hear Mr. Kent ask, “So Lex, where’s your lovely wife?”
The grumbling next to me drowns out the response of the departing Lex, and I turn to stare at Clark. “Look, instead of griping, let’s just get to it. The sooner we start, the sooner we’re done.”
Turning on the kettle, I open the refrigerator to get out the cheesecake. Clark places the coffee mugs on the table along with dessert plates and forks.
“Clark, sugar bowl and milk jug, please. Oh, and a tray as well.” Seeing the requested items being placed on the counter, I start cutting the cake. “Thanks.”
“Clark, don’t just stand there. Start the dishes.” Following my order, he picks up the plates and scrapes all the leftovers into the garbage disposal.
Working in companionable silence, we get everything done quickly, before I instruct Clark to carry the tray into the dining room.
“Hey everyone, dessert is served.”
“Wow Liz, I’m impressed. I think we might need to keep you. Now, if you can only teach him to tidy his room, do his homework properly and get to school on time…”
“Don’t worry, Mrs. Kent. Leave him to me, and I’ll have him trained in no time.” He looked so cute with red cheeks… “Hey Clark, red is definitely your colour.”
“What?” And adorably confused as well…
Lex laughed, and pointed to Clark’s cheeks.
“Oh.” He turned even more red, shooting me a dirty look when I laugh again. “Laugh it up short stuff, just remember when you least expect it…”
“Yeah yeah… I’m shaking in my boots, can you hear?” Looking into his eyes, they promise retribution and I can’t wait. Short stuff. I liked it when he said it… or maybe it’s the affection in his tone.
“Children, please.” Mr. Kent says for the second time that night. “So Lex, what brings you by?”
“Come kids, wash up quickly, then sit down.” Mrs. Kent is carrying platters of food to the table. “Clark, show Liz where the bathroom is, please.”
When we are finally seated at the table, Mr. Kent appears from outside, immediately going to the sink to wash his hands.
“Hi, sorry I’m late. I had to place extra poles on the north boundary. I could have really used your strength for this one, Clark. It was really difficult for a mere mortal like–” Mr. Kent turned around and stopped at the sight of me. “Oh. Hello.”
“Jonathan, this is Liz Parker, Nancy’s daughter. She’s just moved to Smallville and since she was alone tonight, I invited her for dinner.” Mrs. Kent rushed to explain.
Standing, I approached him. “Good evening Mr. Kent. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
Hesitantly, he shakes my hand, gives Mrs. Kent a look that I can’t interpret, before responding. “Hello Liz.”
“Well, sit everyone, let’s eat.”
Passing the plate of roast chicken, Mr. Kent looks at me again. “Liz, you look familiar. Have we met before?”
Peeking at Clarks sitting across from me, I wink. “Not really. You may have seen me at the airport. I stole Clark’s luggage cart from right under his nose.”
“What?! That’s not how it happened. If I recall, I offered it to you when you started sulking.”
“Sulking! Please, if anything, you fell for the whole damsel in distress thing. The ultimate in female weaponry… It works waaay better than the supposed Clark Kent charm.” We were grinning at each other.
“I’ll have you know that no girl can resist my charm.” He challenged.
“Oh really, well it might interest you to know that although the girls fall for your lines, women need something a bit more substantial than bumbling one-liners and dimpled, vacant smiles. That’s not charm – it’s retarded… Besides, girls play with dolls and have fake tea parties, they’ll fall for anything.”
“Hey, that’s harsh! I’m really hurt.” He placed a hand over his heart and pouted.
“Oh yes, and my heart bleeds lumpy yellow custard for you too.”
“I see how it is… Just use and abuse us poor guys…”
“Children, please.” Mr. Kent’s voice interrupted our verbal banter. “Clark, that’s enough. Let’s eat dinner in peace, please. Any minute now, your mother will join in the discussion and then we men will be doomed.”
“Jonathan!”
Laughing appreciatively at Mr. Kent, I settle down to eat dinner.
A few minutes later, Mrs. Kent starts asking questions. “So Liz, what are you planning on doing after school?”
“Well, I want to study Molecular Biology, hopefully at Harvard. But, if my grade point average doesn’t go up significantly, then I will look at Metropolis University’s MB program. It’s not bad, and they have quite a few renowned scientists on their faculty.”
“That’s quite impressive. You seem to have given it a lot of thought.”
“Yeah, it’s been a dream of mine since I was a young girl. My grandmother, though, always hoped that I would follow in her footsteps and study archaeology.”
“That’s a very different field of study. Why did she think there was a chance of you studying archaeology?”
“Well, according to my grandmother, I used to love going on digs with her during the holidays. She used to say that I was in my element when faced with the cultures of old, mucking around in the dirt looking at pottery or centuries old paintings.” I miss my grandmother...
“You can’t help but get excited about it. Just think, you’re standing where someone else stood thousands of years ago, trying to understand their culture, their beliefs, trying to decipher the meaning behind their drawings… It’s all a part of our history, and it’s important to preserve it, you know? There would be no learning if these so-called primitive people hadn’t left us this artistic heritage. How else would we know about the ancient cultures?”
“Wow, that’s amazing.” Clark looked stunned.
“Sorry, I tend to run off at the mouth…”
“No Liz, you seem very passionate about the subject.” Mrs. Kent smiled. “Did you learn anything on the digs?”
“Oh lots, but there is so much we don’t know about and that we are incapable of interpreting. Of course, there is the alternative theory – that the cave paintings and sculptures, like those on the Easter Island and even the pyramids were not created by man at all.”
Clark gave me a sceptical look. “So, who did? The aliens?”
“Clark!” Mr. Kent admonished.
“Actually Clark, that is the theory – that the ancients had extra-terrestrial assistance. Modern man does not like to believe that the primitive hominids developed a language that we, in modern day times, are incapable of deciphering.”
“And what is your belief?” Clark asked quietly.
“Personally, I would like to think that human beings were capable of creating and producing that kind of art. But, that doesn’t mean that I’m ruling out the possibility of alien assistance either. That sounds indecisive, doesn’t it? Like I’m sitting on the fence?” I pull a face. “Put it this way, I’m open to the possibility that there is life beyond out planet, and that in coming to our planet, they were able to pass on some of their knowledge to us, which might have taken us centuries to figure out.” I look at each occupant sitting at the table showing varying degrees of shock on their faces. “Am I freaking you guys out?”
“Actually no. It’s just that a lot of people don’t believe in the existence of aliens.”
Shrugging at Clark, I answer. “I suppose the open mind comes from having grown up in Roswell, New Mexico. Home of the Aliens… And the annual Crash Festival.”
“It doesn’t freak you out?”
“No Clark, it doesn’t. Why should it? It’s just like differing cultures on Earth, except on a larger scale.”
“Okay guys, enough debate. How about dessert? I made chocolate cheesecake.”
“Wow, Mrs. Kent. My best dessert in the world, can I come and live with you?”
“Yeah, why not. We’ll put you in the stable.”
“Clark, your mother is right. You have no manners. Besides, I would be the guest, so you would be kicked out of your bed.”
“Huh, I don’t think so…”
“Clark, clear the table.”
“What?” He appealed to his dad. “It’s all her fault, she’s the one that started it.”
“I don’t care.”
I couldn’t help the snicker… “Come on cry-baby, let me help you.” Immediately, I stand up and start stacking dishes to take to the kitchen.
“Liz, you don’t have to do that. You’re a guest.”
“It’s no problem, Mrs. Kent. Besides, you cooked the delicious meal… In fact, why don’t you and Mr. Kent relax. Clark and I will serve dessert and make some coffee, okay?” Passing Clark, I not so gently elbow him. “Hey lazy-bones, get up and help. You can start the dishes.”
“How come I get the dirty work?”
Stopping, I turn to him. “Would you like some cheese with that whine?”
Hearing a knock, I turn again and see a bald-headed guy standing at the door. Placing the dishes on the counter, I reach out to open it, when Clark pushes me aside and opens it himself.
“Hi Lex, what are you doing here?”
“You are such an ass.” Shoving him out of the way, I turn to the man standing in the doorway.
“Hi, I’m Liz Parker. I hope you aren’t friends with this rude, obnoxious doofus.”
“Hey!” He protests.
“Why don’t you go do the dishes like you were told.”
Clearly amused, Lex introduces himself. “Hello Liz, I’m Lex Luthor. Unfortunately, I am indeed a friend of Clark’s.”
“You have my sympathies.”
“Hey.” I hear the protest again.
“Are you still here?”
“Hello Lex, why don’t you come in. These two are in fine form tonight, and if you are waiting for an invitation from either of them, then you’re doomed to stand outside for the rest of the night.”
“Hey!” We both object at the same time.
Mr. Kent turns to us. “We’ll be having one more guest for dessert.” Gesturing Lex ahead of him into the dining room, I hear Mr. Kent ask, “So Lex, where’s your lovely wife?”
The grumbling next to me drowns out the response of the departing Lex, and I turn to stare at Clark. “Look, instead of griping, let’s just get to it. The sooner we start, the sooner we’re done.”
Turning on the kettle, I open the refrigerator to get out the cheesecake. Clark places the coffee mugs on the table along with dessert plates and forks.
“Clark, sugar bowl and milk jug, please. Oh, and a tray as well.” Seeing the requested items being placed on the counter, I start cutting the cake. “Thanks.”
“Clark, don’t just stand there. Start the dishes.” Following my order, he picks up the plates and scrapes all the leftovers into the garbage disposal.
Working in companionable silence, we get everything done quickly, before I instruct Clark to carry the tray into the dining room.
“Hey everyone, dessert is served.”
“Wow Liz, I’m impressed. I think we might need to keep you. Now, if you can only teach him to tidy his room, do his homework properly and get to school on time…”
“Don’t worry, Mrs. Kent. Leave him to me, and I’ll have him trained in no time.” He looked so cute with red cheeks… “Hey Clark, red is definitely your colour.”
“What?” And adorably confused as well…
Lex laughed, and pointed to Clark’s cheeks.
“Oh.” He turned even more red, shooting me a dirty look when I laugh again. “Laugh it up short stuff, just remember when you least expect it…”
“Yeah yeah… I’m shaking in my boots, can you hear?” Looking into his eyes, they promise retribution and I can’t wait. Short stuff. I liked it when he said it… or maybe it’s the affection in his tone.
“Children, please.” Mr. Kent says for the second time that night. “So Lex, what brings you by?”