But a funny thing happened when I went to see Inception: Everything was going great, I'm totally focused on the movie (revelling in Leonardo DiCaprio's dark character, barely containing myself in the presence of Tom Hardy's oozing English sexuality
 , and admiring the way Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks in a suit
 , and admiring the way Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks in a suit   , among other things). We're at the scene when the train suddenly starts plowing down the middle of the street and then...THE SCREEN GOES BLACK!!!! The movie just stops cold!
 , among other things). We're at the scene when the train suddenly starts plowing down the middle of the street and then...THE SCREEN GOES BLACK!!!! The movie just stops cold!   
   
   I was beyond pissed as I barely kept my voice at an inside level when I shouted "WHAT!!" and gaped at the screen like fish.
  I was beyond pissed as I barely kept my voice at an inside level when I shouted "WHAT!!" and gaped at the screen like fish.   Turned out there was some stupid tornado warning (like anyone cared about that). And on top of that, they said they wouldn't be able to start the movie right where it cut off
  Turned out there was some stupid tornado warning (like anyone cared about that). And on top of that, they said they wouldn't be able to start the movie right where it cut off   ......I know, right! But they did get it to start there and they gave us free admission tickets for any other movie so it worked out
  ......I know, right! But they did get it to start there and they gave us free admission tickets for any other movie so it worked out   but that was still like, my all time worse movie theater experience!
  but that was still like, my all time worse movie theater experience!  











 
  

