I don't know if this one's been said, and I'm just too lazy to doublecheck
73) Because he wore a thong.
74) Because he saw past the cold, hard, bitchy as hell exterior to someone, who didn't piss us off.
Magic Mushroom Omelets. You know what I'm talking about.
"Do it, or I'll snap your neck, pour jelly on your body, and pray to the GODS OF JELLY... to BURN YOUR SOUL in A JELLY LIKE HELL! Now GET THE JELLY!" - Dane Cook
(Sorry, I was watching Comedy Central)
ok the only time i can think of when i liked when Alex wasn't around was when Maria needed help at the Crashdown. But he mellowed her out... kind of... well as much as he could, considering she is known for being a List Nazi, Christmas Nazi, Planning Nazi the list goes on.
Magic Mushroom Omelets. You know what I'm talking about.
"Do it, or I'll snap your neck, pour jelly on your body, and pray to the GODS OF JELLY... to BURN YOUR SOUL in A JELLY LIKE HELL! Now GET THE JELLY!" - Dane Cook
(Sorry, I was watching Comedy Central)