Yeah, I forgot to comment on how hilarious that is. That had me laughing for a good ten minutes, I'll tell you. Except, come on, Oh Michael Oh Michael Oh Michael wouldn't be fake!Michelle in Yonkers wrote:I just discovered this, so I'm replying to stuff that's way back:
killjoy said:I would post and say how funny this is, but my neighbors are having me carted off to the funny farm for all the strange laughter emanating from my place, alone, in the middle of the night...Ok for you uneducated lot let me give you a few facts on women and sex." smiled Kyle "Like did you guys know that in the end there are only four types of orgasms for women out there?"
Michael, Max and Alex could only shake their heads no at that question.
"It's true." nodded Kyle "You see for a woman you first have the positive orgasm. That's where she goes 'Oh Yes Oh Yes Oh Yes'. Than you have the negative orgasm where a woman goes 'Oh No Oh No Oh No'.Than you have the religious orgasm where the woman goes 'Oh God Oh God Oh God'.And last but not least for women there is the fake orgasm......." Now this was when Kyle got a big smile on his face as he got ready to deliver the punch line "......And that's when she goes 'Oh Michael,Oh Michael,Oh Michael!'
I agree with Morning Dreamgirl—this so needs to be dialogue in some fanfic!
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You're just too funny, killjoy.
-April
