101 ways to get rid of Tess

[erinkatie]

wow... you guys are brutal!

harpooned?

I wouldnt drop her in Antartica... those poor penguins.


Tess should have never killed Alex. What should have happened was Alex went to Max instead of Tess and then Max heals him and everyone decides to contact Ava. Ava comes back (yay!) and then helps our wonderful Roswellians out by showing Max how to get rid of Tess' powers. But unfortunately this angers her so she ends up coming back and then they decide to harpoon her.

Or something much more painful if you all want.

whatever, I'm down for anything!



erinkatie.

[Max/Jason Luver]

They could set some of the the skins on her, [shame the skins would then die from having to think of her] kill two birds will one stone or in this case, one really ungly gerbal.

happy thoughts.

[Crusty Nut]

I was going to say push her off of the ugly tree and have her hit every branch on the way down but, I guess she did that all on her own...

[Stargazer's Delight]

hmm some of my favorite methods to get rid of Tess

Cut of her hands & feet then stake her to the ground and let a pack of hungry Tasmanian Devils onto her.

Violating her with a rough splintery baseball bat before beheading her.

After Max/Liz get married tie her to the back of their car as they drive of to their honeymoon, which is a long drive through unforgiving terrain

Build a life like Robot of Max to have sex with her, once he's in he is programmed to let loose a current of electricity to fry the whore.
(hey if aliens can exist in their world than so can life like robots)

Some oldies, but goldies

Personal favorite of mine, SNAP her NECK
Stabbing her in the face 147 times

[dreamer19]

1.Tess's pod chews her up and then spits her out and this done again and again for everyone's enjoyment.

2. A U.F.O lands on Tess and flattens her right before she can kill Alex.

3. Tie her curls to a ceiling fan and then pull that string and start it up!

4. If she actually learned how to love someone except herself maybe she and Kyle could of gotten together. (Getting rid of evil Tess.)

5. Take a giant sligshot and fling her butt back to Antar. Though they would probably fling her right back.

[Stargazer's Delight]

2. A U.F.O lands on Tess and flattens her right before she can kill Alex.

But wouldn't it flatten Alex to if it come crashing into the room while warping him

3. Tie her curls to a ceiling fan and then pull that string and start it up!

5. Take a giant sligshot and fling her butt back to Antar. Though they would probably fling her right back.

Yes those damn Antarians know just how to punish poor Earthlings with unwanted trash

Max snuck back hours before leaving Earth and changed the co-ordinates to blast Tess to the sun

[dreamer19]

2. A U.F.O lands on Tess and flattens her right before she can kill Alex.

But wouldn't it flatten Alex to if it come crashing into the room while warping him

Nope! They had specific radar and they blow him out of the way before they land on her.

Oh just thought of another one! Her mindwarp of hiding her ugliness from everyone wears off and she blasts herself away for real ugly self.

[SpiritedPulcino]

Have her listen to herself give the destiny spiel over and over and over again until, like most of us, her head explodes.


And then we shit on her remains.

[dreamer19]

We could always make Tess human...

[Coccy]

We could always make Tess human...