Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby OrangeSky » Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:24 am

killjoy wrote:"Ohhhhh cool!" shouted Michael as he read the paper "The Royal Swedish Ballet is coming to town! Kick ass!"

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby killjoy » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:15 am

"Than Max touched me and a few days later this showed up!" Liz lifted her shirt up a bit so her two friends could see the sliver hand print on her stomach.

Alex and Maria bent down and took a good look at it before Alex stood back up.

"What is it? Some form of alien STD?"

Liz yanked down her shirt and glared at her male friend.

"I didn't mean he 'touched' me like that!"

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby dreamer19 » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:27 pm

Max: Whether I die now or thousand years from, I love you Michael. I wanna be with you.

Liz: Huh?

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby Natalie36 » Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:53 am

Liz/Maria: Hey guys you know we have been together for a long time right.

Micheal/Max: uh yeah

Liz/Maria: and you know we love you deeply

Micheal/max: sure

Liz/Maria: we want to try something new we want to switch partners

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby killjoy » Mon Nov 14, 2011 5:40 pm

"I can't believe Kyle forgot that today was Valentines Day and didn't get you anything!" said Isabel in shock.

"Yeah I know it sucks," sighed Tess "But what can I do? My boyfriend is about as romantic as a jar of peanut butter."

"Than why do you go out with him?!" Isabel shook her head.

Tess smiled big and motioned Isabel toward her.When Isabel leaned in Tess whispers in her ear.

Isabel jerked back with a shocked look on her face.

"He gives you how many a night?!"

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby IceQueenMay » Wed May 23, 2012 4:20 pm

Tess to Liz "Lets be best friends. Then we can bash Max."

Alex to Kyle "Sure you can date Isabel."
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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby killjoy » Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:59 pm

"I still can't believe you're dating my brother!"

Tess looked up from her lunch to smile at Maria who sat across the table from her,Liz and Isabel who was also at the same table just sat back to watch the show with their own smiles.

"Well to be honest Kyle's you're stepbrother not your...." Tess started to say.

"Still the same concept!" moaned Maria "Why does one of my best friends have to date my brother?! This is just to weird!!"

Tess too a sip of her drink and than sat it back down on the table "Well you see Maria,me dating your brother is a bit like fishing."

A confused look crossed Maria's face "What does you dating Kyle have to do with fishing?"

"Well when you catch a small one you just throw it back." Tess than smiled "But when you catch one that's large enough you than keep it and mount it."

Liz blushed,Isabel snorted and Maria got a confused look on her face before the double meaning finally hit her.

"EWWWWWWWW!!"


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