Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by Hunter » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:47 am

Micheal: See that motel? I'm gunna get laid there.

Maria: Oh Micheal no!

Micheal: Maybe I was thinking calling a few random chicks up and then you can join in. I've always wanted an orgy ya know.

Maria looks horrfied.

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Liz: Max, your thing...it's showing.

Max: What thing?

Liz pointed at his trousers.

Max: Oh, didn't you know?

Liz shook her head.

Max: It's alien independence day. We get to walk around like this.

Liz: Huh?

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by dreamer19 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:24 pm

Max: Whether I die here or a 1000 years from now, my destiny is you Liz. I wanna be with you.

Liz sticks a finger in her ear and wiggles it around.

Liz: I'm sorry could you repeat that, too much wax build up.

Max: I'm sure. Whether I...

Liz holds up a hand interrupting him.

Liz: I gotta let one rip.

Liz sticks her but out into the chilly night air to let out a loud fart.

Liz: Please continue.

Max: Um, never mind.

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by pijeechinadoll » Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:35 pm

Hunter wrote: Liz: Max, your thing...it's showing.

Max: What thing?

Liz pointed at his trousers.

Max: Oh, didn't you know?

Liz shook her head.

Max: It's alien independence day. We get to walk around like this.

Liz: Huh?
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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by Hunter » Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:27 pm

VOICEOVER: Previously on Roswell....

Micheal: I haven't farted in days. (Lifts a leg and farts as loud as he can)

Maria enters the room.

Maria: Oh jesus! (pinches her nose) it's like something died in here

Micheal: And crawled up (in a strained voice while fighting to keep another fart in) ma ass.

Maria: Micheal what are you doing? (Maria notices Micheal pressing his legs together as if he wants to pee) Spaceboy?

Micheal: Oh god..oh god....I'm gunna...(let's out a huge one) blooooooow (farts out one long fart followed by a series of little farts)

Maria stands there stunned.

Micheal: Ahhh that feel so damn good. (finishes farting and then blushes) sorry Maria.

Maria grins and then lets out a huge fart followed by a few little ones *poooooot-poot-poot-pooooot*.

Micheal makes a face when he smells it.

Micheal: Damn, that's worse then Hank's shit. I think I've just died and gone to heaven...*sniffs* ahhhh lovely. Do some more.

Maria: Right Back atcha.

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by pijeechinadoll » Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:56 pm

Hunter wrote:VOICEOVER: Previously on Roswell....

Micheal: I haven't farted in days. (Lifts a leg and farts as loud as he can)

Maria enters the room.

Maria: Oh jesus! (pinches her nose) it's like something died in here

Micheal: And crawled up (in a strained voice while fighting to keep another fart in) ma ass.

Maria: Micheal what are you doing? (Maria notices Micheal pressing his legs together as if he wants to pee) Spaceboy?

Micheal: Oh god..oh god....I'm gunna...(let's out a huge one) blooooooow (farts out one long fart followed by a series of little farts)

Maria stands there stunned.

Micheal: Ahhh that feel so damn good. (finishes farting and then blushes) sorry Maria.

Maria grins and then lets out a huge fart followed by a few little ones *poooooot-poot-poot-pooooot*.

Micheal makes a face when he smells it.

Micheal: Damn, that's worse then Hank's shit. I think I've just died and gone to heaven...*sniffs* ahhhh lovely. Do some more.

Maria: Right Back atcha.
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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by killjoy » Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:54 pm

Maria got into the passanger side of Michael's car while he got into the front.Just as he cranked up his car his stereo speakers started jamming at top volume

Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Ohhhhh
She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother


"Ohhhh shit!" shouted Michael as he quickly reached up and turned the volume all the way down.Looking over at Maria,Michael gave her an embarrassed smile "Uhhh yeah sorry about that.Most have left it wide open when I got out last night."

Maria's glare only got worse as her eyes narrowed

"That song so better not be about me!"

"What?! Of course not! "Michael quickly looked down at his watch "Uhhh wow look at the time! We're going to be late to work! Can't have that now can we!"

And with that Michael quickly backed the car up and sped off toward the Crashdown

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by dreamer19 » Fri Nov 27, 2009 2:22 pm

Michael: Hey I need a nude model to draw for my art class, are you up for it?

Maria blushes, but nods her head in acceptance. Max sips his cherry coke watching this whole spectacle.

Michael: Um Maria, I was talking to Max.

It's Max's turn to blush.

Max: Sorry but Kyle already asked me. Alex is available though.

Michael: Nah, he's too skinny, I was hoping for a buff stud. Alex's a stud, but he's not that buff. No, I think I'll ask the Sheriff. Maybe he'll even pose with just his hat and holster.

Michael wonders off all excited. Leaving his girlfriend with his bestfriend.

Maria: This is ridiculous. We've been dating for five years and he's yet to see me naked. I just don't get why.

Max: Yeah that's weird, Michael saw me butt naked the first night we met.

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by killjoy » Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:24 am

"Wow can you believe this shit,Maxwell?" Michael shook his head at the tv as he and Max watched as yet another woman comes out as having slept with TIger Woods

"Yeah...." Max shook his head too "Looks like Tiger got caught playing the wrong set of holes!"

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by Hunter » Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:37 am

killjoy wrote:"Wow can you believe this shit,Maxwell?" Michael shook his head at the tv as he and Max watched as yet another woman comes out as having slept with TIger Woods

"Yeah...." Max shook his head too "Looks like Tiger got caught playing the wrong set of holes!"
Lol it's international isn't it? Tiger Wood's stack of affairs LOL.

That was really funny Rodney, I laughed lol :lol: Esp at the holes reference! :lol:

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by killjoy » Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:31 pm

"Ohhhhh cool!" shouted Michael as he read the paper "The Royal Swedish Ballet is coming to town! Kick ass!"

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