Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby pijeechinadoll » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:45 am

Hunter wrote:Liz: Sorry Max, I think Edward Cullen is more sexually appealing then you.
Max: (Jaw drops) Huh? Whose Edward Cullen?
Liz: My new husband.
Max; WTF?
(lol, just had to do this, :roll: :lol: )


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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby killjoy » Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:39 pm

Michael......."Look!" *pointing at an add in the paper* "....there's a sale at Macy's!"



"Evans you got it made." Kyle shook his head.
Looking up from his menu Max gave Kyle a puzzled look "What are you talking about,Kyle?"
"What I mean man is that you got....Tess..." Kyle points toward the back where a certain blonde was gazing at Max ".....and you got Liz...." Kyle turned to point back toward the counter to where Liz was also gazing at Max "....both wanting you bad man.I wish I was in your shoes man."
Sighing just a tad Max looked over at the kitchen door and said in a wishfull voice "I'd rather have Michael." Than seeing the shock on his friend's face Max got worried "...uhhh Kyle could you just pretend that you didn't hear that?"


"You know Jim," purred Tess as she ran her finger down the front of Jim's uniform "I just LOVE a man in uniform."
"Well in that case maam," Jim smiled big as he offered Tess his arm "Why don't you take a ride with me today."
"Ohh I'd love to RIDE with you," Tess smirked as she took Jim's arm and let him lead her out the door and to his police car.
Standing there with a shocked look on his face Kyle's brain suddenly kicked in."HEY!....you know Tess I've got a uniform! It's my old boy scout uniform.....but I'm sure it'll still fit....some what.....HEY GUYS...DAD...TESS WAIT UP!" Kyle started running out the door when he heard the car start to drive off.

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby Hunter » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:58 am

Tess unzips her pants.

Tess: Get down on it bitch! Ring ma bells! :lol:

Kyle: I'd sure love to.

Tess: Atta boy.

LMAO.

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby paper » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:31 pm

Diane to Phillip: I'm so glad that Max and Isabel never give us cause to worry. And now they are spending all their time at the retirement home visiting that nice father of Jim's.

Phillip: You're absolutely right. We've done our job well. Let's extend their curfew to 11 P.M.
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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby dreamer19 » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:20 pm

"Will you marry me?"

The sheriff walks, "Sorry son-- hey wait, what did you just say?"

Gesturing to the female before him and him on the floor with one knee bended, "I'm prosing to Amy, what does it look like dad."

"What?" The sheriff balks. "I was coming to propose, how can you do this to me son?"

Amy's gaze flickers back and forth between the father son duo. "I'm already taken."

Just then Maria walks in. "Did you tell them?"

"Yes honey. I couldn't pretend we were mother and daughter for me much longer. I can't believe anyone bought it anyway, I'm only ten years older than you."

Kyle and Jim look at each other perplexed. Jim decides to speak for them both, "We knew that already, I'm just mad that he beat me here first. We just want in on the action."

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby Hunter » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:41 am

Liz: Max..you know what.

Max: What?

Liz: I like it when you sing Babie girls.

Kyle: (Turns around) Hey! That's my song for Tess!

Tess: Did someone say Barbie girls?

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby pijeechinadoll » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:48 am

Hunter wrote:Liz: Max..you know what.

Max: What?

Liz: I like it when you sing Babie girls.

Kyle: (Turns around) Hey! That's my song for Tess!

Tess: Did someone say Barbie girls?

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: lol u nutter. x
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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby SpiderGirl » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:48 pm

dreamer19 wrote:Max: Alex I just thought I should warn you that Isabel has a spanking fetish.

Alex: Thanks Max, but how do you know? Personal experience?

Max blushes...

Max: She's stronger than me!


HAHAHAHA! That one made me laugh! Well done! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby dreamer19 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:22 pm

delete.
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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Postby killjoy » Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:51 pm

THe one above mind is just to great for words. :mrgreen:

"Max you have such lovely amber eyes! I just love them so much!" gushed Liz.

"What these?" Max puts his finger to his eye and pulls something out and shows it to Liz "They're just colored contacts Liz."


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