Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by paper » Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:59 am

Isabelle: Take me away, Calgon!

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by dreamer19 » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:37 pm

Max: Alex I just thought I should warn you that Isabel has a spanking fetish.

Alex: Thanks Max, but how do you know? Personal experience?

Max blushes...

Max: She's stronger than me!

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by Amelia » Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:44 am

Rath: Man, Lonnie I just love this new CD by TLC!!


Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by dreamer19 » Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:05 am

Michael: Everyone I have an annoucement.

The gang looks on with interest...

Michael: Metallica is out and country music 24-7 is in!

Max: I call dibs on Michael for square dancing!

Michael: Max...Max there is enough of me to go around.

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by dreamerfiend » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:56 pm

Max: Ok Liz I know how much you want me but I know Tess wants me too

Tess and Liz look at each other then back to Max

Max: So I've decided we should have a threesome!!! :lol: :roll:
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Liz: You do have a destiny Max, you just heard it and I can't stand in the way of it.
Max: But you mean everything to me.

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by killjoy » Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:19 pm

This is taking from the scene in CYN when Isabel and Tess were looking through Prom pictures.

"Ohhhh and here's a nice one of Max and Liz!" gushed Tess as she slid the photos across the table to Isabel "And here's one of Maria and Michael trying to dance...that's too funny! Ohhh and look at this one of you and Alex!"

Isabel picked up the picture of her and Alex that Tess had passed at her and than smiled at it.But it was than that Isabel noticed that a second picture was stuck to the pic of her and Alex.Gently peeling it off the back Isabel found herself speechless at what she saw.

"Uhhh Tess just what is this a picture of?" Isabel held the photo up for Tess to see.

Giving the photo a quick glance Tess blurted out "Ohh that's a picture of me and Kyle when I was playing the naughty nurse and he was the injured football player......" Tess suddenly blushed and reached over to snatch the photo away from Isabel " the hell did that one get mixed up in here with the Prom pictures?!"

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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by April » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:40 pm

This is so hilarious. killjoy, you should write a fic, seriously.

Something a Roswell character would never say:

MICHAEL: Maria, go to the French club meeting instead of meeting me in the eraser room.


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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by Hunter » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:26 am

Lol! You guys come up with the funniest stuff :lol: 8)
Here's what I think would have never happened in the show anyway but wud be funny if it did..

Future Max: We made love (to Liz)

Liz: (Eyes light up) Oh really?! Who was on top? How long did it last?

Liz:'re the odd one out here. I have Max, Maria has Micheal, Alex and Isabel are together. There's just no room for you so fuck off.

Tess: But there's Kyle. Right?

Max: I'm coming for you (To Liz)

Liz: Why don't we just get down to business and fuck right now?

Max: (Grins) How about it?? (Grabs Liz and takes her to her room to have sex)

Nasedo: You're worthless..why did I ever bother taking care of you??

Tess: I don't tell me.

Nasedo: Because I hated being lonely dammit!!

Isabel: Micheal...I'm pregnant...

Micheal: I know told me that like a million times already.

Isabel: But it's not your's Alex's.

Micheal: (Stands up shocked) What!?

Isabel: Sorry I made a mistake

Tess: Hey Al (To Alex)

Alex: (Turns around disgusted) Can't you see bitch that we're having a conversation??


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Re: Things Roswell Characters Would Never Say

Post by Michelle in LA » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:53 pm

I just discovered this, so I'm replying to stuff that's way back:

killjoy said:
Ok for you uneducated lot let me give you a few facts on women and sex." smiled Kyle "Like did you guys know that in the end there are only four types of orgasms for women out there?"

Michael, Max and Alex could only shake their heads no at that question.

"It's true." nodded Kyle "You see for a woman you first have the positive orgasm. That's where she goes 'Oh Yes Oh Yes Oh Yes'. Than you have the negative orgasm where a woman goes 'Oh No Oh No Oh No'.Than you have the religious orgasm where the woman goes 'Oh God Oh God Oh God'.And last but not least for women there is the fake orgasm......." Now this was when Kyle got a big smile on his face as he got ready to deliver the punch line "......And that's when she goes 'Oh Michael,Oh Michael,Oh Michael!'
I would post and say how funny this is, but my neighbors are having me carted off to the funny farm for all the strange laughter emanating from my place, alone, in the middle of the night... ;)

I agree with Morning Dreamgirl—this so needs to be dialogue in some fanfic!

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