A Christmas Tradition

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killjoy
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A Christmas Tradition

Postby killjoy » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:41 pm

What with it being almost Christmas and all,I thought I'd get everyone in the spirit with a little story. :D

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee
elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was
beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs.
Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed
Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence
and were out Heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and
The toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So,
frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the
elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get
the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door, and there was a little Angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The Angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little Angel on top of the Christmas tree. :D

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE :P

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Postby KarenEvans » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:28 pm

:lol: Hehe...that was cute :P
Feelin' a little sorry for Poor Ol' Santa

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Postby Lorastar » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:30 pm

*laughs*

That was great! Thanks for sharing!
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Postby marteloise » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:38 am

ROFL

Love that one, I will have to remember it.

Thanks for sharing!

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Postby Sternbetrachter » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:39 pm

:lol: :twisted: :lol: cute
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