101 ways to get rid of Tess

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Post by Max&LizLuver6 » Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:43 pm

lol... those are great!! :lol:

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Post by Sologirl102 » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:32 pm

They forgot to charge the granolith, and when Tess got sucked into it, it self-destruct.
Magic Mushroom Omelets. You know what I'm talking about.

"Do it, or I'll snap your neck, pour jelly on your body, and pray to the GODS OF JELLY... to BURN YOUR SOUL in A JELLY LIKE HELL! Now GET THE JELLY!" - Dane Cook
(Sorry, I was watching Comedy Central)

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Post by Max&LizLuver6 » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:03 pm

lol... personally I enjoyed watching her blow up... :lol:

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Post by dreamer19 » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:48 am

Set a candle near Tess and watch her melt away since she's made of wax.

Give Tess a mirror and she will give herself a heart attack from the shock of her gerbil like face.

Just pump her head up with a little more air and watch her float away.

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Post by Sologirl102 » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:00 pm

love the last one.

Make her a test dummy for new cars. She looks fake enough!
Magic Mushroom Omelets. You know what I'm talking about.

"Do it, or I'll snap your neck, pour jelly on your body, and pray to the GODS OF JELLY... to BURN YOUR SOUL in A JELLY LIKE HELL! Now GET THE JELLY!" - Dane Cook
(Sorry, I was watching Comedy Central)

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Post by Max&LizLuver6 » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:53 pm

lol... that was a good one... and I love the last one Dreamer :D

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Post by Poison Ivy » Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:34 pm

Put Tess and let her float and drown, since she's a plastic barbie!

xxx Ivy

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Post by dreamer19 » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:50 pm

Just like the wicked witch, throw some water on Tess and watch her melt! :twisted:

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Post by Morning Dreamgirl » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:26 am

Make her learn something.

I don't think her brain would be able to handle it... :wink:

Ashley

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Post by Topy458 » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:14 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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