101 ways to get rid of Tess

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Re: 101 ways to get rid of Tess

Postby StarJet » Wed May 07, 2008 10:31 am

dreamer19 wrote:We could always make Tess human... :twisted:
Nah, she'd die of the shock. No ... wait ... that's what we want, right? :D
Or we could just throw her on to the way of a speeding vehicle, Mafia style! :twisted:
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Re: 101 ways to get rid of Tess

Postby DreamerM&L » Wed May 14, 2008 3:32 pm

i dunno if this has already been said
but I say BOIL HER IN ACID :twisted: :twisted:
it would Melt her!!! after all she is made of plastic...hehehe
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Re: 101 ways to get rid of Tess

Postby StarJet » Wed May 14, 2008 10:58 pm

DreamerM&L wrote:i dunno if this has already been said
but I say BOIL HER IN ACID :twisted: :twisted:
it would Melt her!!! after all she is made of plastic...hehehe
What a waste of acid! :lol: She's just not worth it. Boiling her in dog faeces is much better. :D
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Re: 101 ways to get rid of Tess

Postby DreamerM&L » Thu May 15, 2008 3:56 pm

StarJet wrote:
DreamerM&L wrote:i dunno if this has already been said
but I say BOIL HER IN ACID :twisted: :twisted:
it would Melt her!!! after all she is made of plastic...hehehe
What a waste of acid! :lol: She's just not worth it. Boiling her in dog faeces is much better. :D



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Re: 101 ways to get rid of Tess

Postby dreamer19 » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:15 pm

Take her by the curls and swing her gerbil ass back into space! :twisted: :roll:

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Re: 101 ways to get rid of Tess

Postby Coccy » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:49 am

make her 100% human is the best one :lol:
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Re: 101 ways to get rid of Tess

Postby Hunter » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:26 am

What if Liz and Max eloped in Vegas the time they skipped 6th period, they pair got married and consummated their relationship, Tess found out and realised she lost Max forever??? :lol: I always wanted to see Max and Liz together like that in the show.

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Re: 101 ways to get rid of Tess

Postby pijeechinadoll » Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:17 pm

how about if she just wasnt born at all ^^ that would have been better :twisted:
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Re: 101 ways to get rid of Tess

Postby killjoy » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:11 pm

dreamer19 wrote:Take her by the curls and swing her gerbil ass back into space! :twisted: :roll:


Ok I'm no where near a Dreamer fan(to be honest M/L bores the hell out of me) nor am I here to start a ProTess/AntiTess fight....I didn't like how they did Tess on the show myself either.I'm more of a fan of hers from fanfiction.

But I do have to ask this....why is she always called a gerbil by Dreamers?

It can't be because of her looks.For I hate to tell you this ladies no matter how much you hate her and want her to be ugly on the outside, as many of you think she was on the inside, she's not.Tess was a very attractive woman that many of us guys who watched the show found hot.It's one of the reasons many of us non-Dreamers roll our eyes when Dreamer fanfiction tries to make her out as this ugly thing that can't get a man to date her even if her life depended on it :roll:

You can argue and debate on how evil she was...how much of it was brought on by being raised by Nesado or how much was just evil in her...and all of that.But you can't call her an ugly on the outside girl for she was not :mrgreen:

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Re: 101 ways to get rid of Tess

Postby Hunter » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:49 am

dreamer19 wrote:Take her by the curls and swing her gerbil ass back into space! :twisted: :roll:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Omg I am on the verge of tears. I've never had anyone who made me laugh so much that I fell of my computer chair! Oml! I'm laughing as I'm typing lol. :lol: :lol:

You're funny dreamer19! So funny :lol: :D


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