101 ways to get rid of Tess

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Post by Max&LizLuver6 »

Morning Dreamgirl wrote:Make her learn something.

I don't think her brain would be able to handle it... :wink:

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Lmao... I like that one!! lol :lol:
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ok not enuf of u pple are thinking soon enuf, here is how i think tess should have been killed of
1. choking on here mashed potatos the day liz went to her place to plant the camera (im working on a story that incorperates this :wink: )
2. the day she made max kiss her in the rain max could have bitten off her tongue and let her slowly bleed to death. (well ok its a lil goury and Max might be slightly internally scared but...anywho.)
3. the day of destiny, liz or max could have pushed her off that cliff
4. liz could have developed the infomous death ray eyes and been done w/her when max caught on fire that day in bio
5. max could have finished her off the day he was throwing her around when they thought she was nasedo
6. the day nasedo was killed by the skins they couldve taken tess with them
7. i have more but ima stop for now and maybe edit later

this was kinda fun in a sick type of way :lol:
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Post by dreamer19 »

1. Boil her in acid
2. Harpoon her through the head
3. Take her into outerspace and drop her into a black hole.
4. Tie a porkchop around her and unleash some wild dogs.
5. Drop her off in Antartica
6. Light a firecraker up her ass and zoom off she goes
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Post by Morning Dreamgirl »

Hmm....

Tape her mouth shut... She might combust if she can't go on and on about Destiny.

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Post by touched by an alien »

Morning Dreamgirl wrote:
Hmm....

Tape her mouth shut... She might combust if she can't go on and on about Destiny.

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Lol same here girl :P Classic!
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Post by NikkiA »

What number are we on?

Have a little mercy people. Just change is so it was the Royal THREE and not the Royal FOUR who where sent to Earth. She's still stuck on Antar.

Though I like Ava so maybe not. I know! Switch Tess and Ava. Ava maybe been mousy but atleast she wouldn't go crazy and kill poor Alex (Though I blame that more on the writers and less on Tess). And she seemed to have some respect for Liz and Max's relationship.

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Post by roswellliz2188 »

:twisted: Tesss should have been mutalated another alien after Liz knocked her out a couple of times,.
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can anyone say blood of alien smoothy featuring evey1s least favorite curly haired blond
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Post by ADreamerDestiny »

:D How about one day she just ups and VANISHES because SHE was One, big, fat MINDWARP? She was Nacedo's practical joke on the podsters b/c he didn't know how else to get rid of the thought of her from his head! He was having nightmares!
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Use the Granolith to send her back in time to the Salem Witch Trials and they can hang her for the witch she is!
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