Roswell Fanatics

ROFL all great & love #3 & #13

KarenEvans wrote:
I know some guys who won't agree with the 16th rule

killjoy wrote:Because we have have no damn clue what mauve or turquoise is

Good point

:lol: Have you ever asked what men are really thinking when they say the things they do? Well now is your opportunity to answer that very question... "I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim...

Good one KJ A little round of Q & A Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work. Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. How d...

Just goes to show how differently men and women look at things... HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comme...

Describes me perfectly

killjoy wrote:You're not a kid anymore when...

You're very good at opening childproof caps (with a hammer).

You're not grouchy; you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, and politicians.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

My wife and I are separated. - She's at home I'm here at the bar.
I enjoy reading.- Playboy and Penthouse.
Looking for a satisfying relationship.- I want sex.

Rofl good ones, thanks for sharing

Emz80m wrote:are you from Australia?

Sorry forgot to mention that, and yes i am Australian

An Aussie thread, i really should explore the board more often i'd probably be suprised what i find

Roslover39 wrote:

Amy deluca be given a bigger role

Yes Yes Yes!

She was great, and I wish they could have did more with her relationship
with the Sheriff. They were so cute together.

I agree I mean that was one cool mother Jim & Amy so should have got their freak on